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snarkmeister
Worst Walmart Greeter ever!
EroticZombiePants
That shows commitment right there. This is marriage material. She'll be with you through better and worse.
SendMeYourLameJokes
Maggie Lizer?
melshot
As a person who works with the blind and has a mother who is blind, this woman is a straight up cunt.
theguysaidyes
There is also no real proof that Carmen Jiménez actually exists, just the article from Hay Noticia
FreddyPhish
Unverified
That's commitment
magicaldaddy
Maggie Lizer
J0ND0E297
I'm in Love... Are you in love?
LullabyJones
Hdkejdbdb skwjbvs. Djndn
WelcometotheDesertofthereal
I see what you did there.
frankg101
I "see" what you did there⬆️
WelcometotheDesertofthereal
How did she get prescription glasses?
arrestthatotherpanda
Maggie Lyser, arrested development style. nice
BenWhelan
This woman is my hero
Knobgobblinrobyn87
My mentor
ChancesAreIHateYou
I'm in love.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
And luck is with you. She'll pretend to not notice you're ugly!
ADemocraticBOI
Username surely checks out!
ineedmoremana
But she has glasses.
glenstair
I'm calling BS on this one, you couldn't possibly fool people for that long!
hobotopia
When you tell a lie, then your stuck in the commitment of the lie in fear of being found out
DoubleDickDonkey
I have a friend who tells everyone he's colorblind. Apparently, that's better than saying his favorite color.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Do you know what his favorite color is and, if so, will you tell us?
DoubleDickDonkey
"Green or purple." It took months of friendship to get it out of him.
MistressLyda
How on earth is color sight and favorite colour that much of a topic?
sm8000
Maggie Lizer?
SamKovachOrr
Lizer ass off
LittleDipster
Before she met Chareth Cutestory
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
What a great idea!
DicholasEscobar69
Did anyone else see that one episode of arrested development?
TheIrishMike
https://media2.giphy.com/media/NT7Pc3kOVA6xW/giphy.gif
ThatsMrPoopyTimeToYouGodDammitYouGodDamnSonOfABitch
Genius
Drrck
I'm Disabled!
JokesOnYouHater
+1 for IT crowd reference.
trekkiedane
+1 for +1'ing The IT crowd.
FuckingInflatableFuckingCrown
Leg disabled?
photog
Yes, acid!
dedradawn
Eye disabled!
wreckdumb
aerodynamit3
Best episode of the show
ShinySephiroth
I agree 100%
dullguava
Username checks out.
ShinySephiroth
What did he look like!? The man who stole your wheelchair!?
Vaanhalen
Red bearded man... one in a million
splatking
I... don't know!
ShinySephiroth
*buries head in hand and cries*
ICantThinkOfAU
Amazing how a show can be so funny, that I'm absolutely certain I know this is an IT crowd reference just from two fuckin' words
LudicrousSpeedGo
He kissed me.. on my bottom.
ShinySephiroth
*fighting back tears* See that ludicrous display last night?
PimpMyDadForKarma
I watched that episode like yesterday!
superanth
https://youtu.be/o00CX4hgVxE
HolyLemons
Acid.
ShinySephiroth
Awww... acid made you disabled... How long ago did you say it was? (Yes, I know I'm only paraphrasing)
blondeliners
An everyday hero
smalltownfirefighter
Was it just so she could feel up a bodybuilder?
ShadyC
GOD DAMN IT I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY "IUNDERSTOODTHATREFERENCE" TO THINGS THAT WERE ON FP LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO.
FoxGodRecords
http://imgur.com/ZbBfo78
Opbama
Beegeezee505
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AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
That is super cute
TitaniousAnglesmith
Thank you
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Put an even bigger smile on his face. That's what he's been working towards all his life.
Wanderingmaniac
I get that reference too... No... No... N... I mean its not a great achievement. But I ge..... Ok i'll shut up
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ninjadanny
Beat me to it +1
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mowerguy
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Thewolf1083
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ChangingMyNameToHideFromStalker
Well she's not fooling anyone into thinking she's blind if she's wearing reading glasses...
TheGiggityGuy
Found the blind person.
Gayforbae
Hmmm well I guess I'm blind now
theimgurappsucksballs
She's hot
stlskot
Totally agree
helltonic
Holy shit i never realized that was an option. I just straight ignore people.
dragonrudolf
newsguycraigevans
Ditto
BaronvonSimian
When's there going to be imgur in braille ?
SephiRothIRA
I didn't realize *that* was an option, I just gay ignore people!
Tasha07
Same, headphones are in but they're not plugged into anything.
chakmanga
Pics or it never happened
tibby
I know ASL as does my BF to an extent. It was so, so amazing. I walked around with a big ass dopey smile on my face. I'm awful. I know.
Weissicles
Part of me really wants to learn sign language so i don't have to talk all the time.
tibby
I'm teaching my BF largely so we can communicate around our families without speaking, and in bars/crowds, that sort of thing. It's awesome.
tibby
I was just at the Vatican with my BF...I got so fed up with the scammers trying to get my attention and sell me shit I pretended I was deaf
idratherbeoutdoors
I look past everyone broadly so I'm never really looking at anyone's face
schwagmeister
Sounds like a dick move.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
As @helltonic 's best friend, it's par for the course.
IamMasterofMyDomain
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
ArtOzz
Huh?
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
You say something?
mowerguy
Absolutely
Konguy
Mm yeah *laughs*
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Right
onlyhalfghost
*taps overear headphone and then walks away*
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
*Thwaps random objects around self with a pole*
Azerai
That's nice dear
RelevantImgurian
When the in laws visit I'm deaf in one ear. I like to alternate between the two each time they come round. They haven't noticed yet.
editmyusername
Me too.
stygyan
That's me. I just ignore straight people.
DrSymphonic
I usually will speak Mandarin or German if I don't want to talk to you...or when I get panhandled downtown. "Ich spreche Deutsch." :)
mandadadada
I just... Ignore people, you know, by ignoring them
darkladyvanstar
Oh shit. Ich kann überhaupt kein Mandarin. Du bist schon Asiate, nicht?
DrSymphonic
Nr. Nur Deutsch mit Geschick in anderen Sprachen.
darkladyvanstar
That moment when a German speaks better mandarin than you. xD
DrSymphonic
Both of my German sons speak fluent Mandarin as well. It opens up all kinds of doors in business for them too.
drvanburen
Man I was visiting Berlin and had a homeless dude trying to talk to me and I speak zero German. That was a weird interaction