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Jan 27, 2016 1:27 PM
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sugarstalker
hmm.. Henrik Ibsen died in 1906, so I'm pretty sure he didn't write that poem about baby carrots in 1942
ProphetTenebrae
And the villain still pursues her! Umbrellas were proto-coathangers, I guess.
carlottaismyfirstname
That skeleton. And I lost it on the fart story.
yamchi
Ok, for a second I thought the one with Brad and Angelina is about the children
spottedick
I want a post showing all those kids ties
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
my hobbies include staying Lqp until 2an for nlo reason and beng exhausled the nexl day... its 01:47 .... damn me
MyCrazyLifeStories
tomblorg
yeah girl, you beat the SHIT outa that stork!
Xenarion
#9 Captain here. "Chat" is "cat" in French, and "chien" is "dog" in French. *flies away*
SerSquirttle
I don't think I saw a single new one.
LBdubLU
+1 for single toe bean.
ImageScienceGirl
I've been on that ride!! It's terrifying! And such a rush! The lady in front of me flung her arms up right as the bottom dropped out
ImageScienceGirl
Pretty sure she got water flung up her nose at high speeds ha
walaishy
Goodbye Moon Man.
TakamiStitches
#Zevran XD
Islandpancakehouse
The farting one just killed me I'm in tears
NorwegianTrollFromTheSouth
Always upvote stuff about Norway.
moistflob
Too bad the poem is BS though
TheLimpinBiscuit
bertland
+1 for the Emperor's New Groove
Nibarlan
GoblinBankOfWobbleColumns
R3tr0P0tat0
"Did you say strap in or strap on?"
GuyFleegmanAsSecurityChiefRocIngersol
Either way is fine by me
JoeBags
Hey Herbert!
SonofCthulhu
#84 You don't even need a whole box. Four bars wrecked me the better part of a day and a half.
mrcox5
CHAMPION!
rstubby13
#3 still accurate to this day
alexicanz
#lol #haha #lololol #teehee #funny #amusing #hastag
FullPlateHero
Can we all just pause and appreciate that the top comment on the Fiber One bars post is by 'ShartyPants?'
cemeterymeri
I wanted to see what ShartyPants had to say!
Kurishii
I couldnt stop laughing and woke up my SO
Berrycuda
Those fiber one bars are no joke. Ate 2 for lunch and was a butt trumpet for the rest of the day.
UncivilEngineer
Slightly related, a but tuba is a palindrome.
BarnShop
Even better the post was made by Scatking69
StarmanUltra
Hedgehogs eat cat food, by the way.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
They also eat snails, so put one of them in a cage and then you can catch the hedgehog and get its spikes.
StarmanUltra
I was very surprised when I learned they're pests in Europe. They're so cute!
JustSomeComments
I learned that I want a pest
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
the answer I got was $24.74. The "right" answer was 24.738. 2/2
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
the answer I got was 24.74. The "right" answer was 24.7
LongoloidFartExplosion
What is this from?
breadloafcat
ICarly.
throughtthefireandthebutt
icarly i believe
MohamedAlsaidi
You can even see the fucking logo on the wall wtf
atrielienz
Up vote for Turkish delight white queen baronial references.
atrielienz
And the Tie dealer...
atrielienz
And the claw trap. And the War Kitten...
atrielienz
And Colin Firth...
donotbeafraid
Because of The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe I thought eating Turkish Delight would be a life changing experience. It wasn't....
NWeasley21
My Grandma bought me some when I was little (I loved the books). They were disgusting, I just kept saying "THOSE AREN'T TURKISH DELIGHTS"
NWeasley21
She was very confused. I was only 7, but I still remember how bad they were, they tasted like laundry detergent (I only had the flower ones)
donotbeafraid
And that's when I knew, to give in for the promise of Turkish Delight, that kid was the biggest sellout in all of literature.
mylittlecroissant
London was in the middle of a war and sugar was probably very hard to come by ...i'd sell out my brothers for a godamn delicious treat too
donotbeafraid
Alright alright, this is making a little more sense, thanks.
AnythingMuchShorter
They're just like, fruit jelly marshmallows. I think the symbolism is that Edmund is a twat.
FancyNapkin
I tried some and I actually liked them abit. seem like they're made of 90% sugar tho.
IamAMON
But how in the fuck did she get them? Did she just stroll over to the fuckin Enchanted Woods Gas n' Go?
DrSC
But there was a war on, they didn't have pizza or anything else worth sacrificing your entire family.
sanders1004
I always thought it was supposed to a euphemism for sex. Like, Edmund sold his family out so he could get some action. That's so real.
tonyabottsbudgie
The Turkish delight was enchanted in the book. You need to find yourself some enchanted Turkish delight.
borgmaster
LSD is illegal in most countries.
DavidMiaowie
"enchanted"
donotbeafraid
Aha! Yes, I gotta find some.
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
Wasn't there something magical about it though? Or did I just make that up?
OSCgal
Yes, it was cursed. Still, he could have had any sweet he wanted (the Witch asked him), and that's what he picked.
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
That's true. I'm not a fan of Turkish delight myself.
MrsZbornak
you need to find your self some good Turkish Delight is a life changing experience. my favorite is the ones with coconut flakes & pistachio
PlasmaRoar
mm yes
ezimel
Cream and chocolate filled fresh Turkish Delights with coconut flakes on them!
sixpackofducks
I was hoping someone wrote that! Good Turkish delight is so different to what people usually get
MrsZbornak
I am Turkish, and i have had some amazing Turkish Deligh in Turkey. the ones in US are not the same.
donotbeafraid
Alright, on my way to Turkey then!
FreshWater13
any idea where i can get some of the good stuff then? like a specific brand on amazon or something?
sixpackofducks
I am in Australia but will have a look and see if I can see a brand anywhere online thats good