EdgarDrachen
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Jul 16, 2018 12:15 AM
EdgarDrachen
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Bobeez
If that said Sherman I think there’d be another war
AslanTheGod
The South will... Sit The Fuck Down!
mrandrsen
Dixie lost. You can't own people unless you have a private prison. Suck it up buttercup
TheFriendliestGiant
I'm... honestly not sure whether to upvote or downvote that comment.
Holinyx05
omg that's fucking hilarious
CapitalNick
Prius driving. Did he see the picture?
morgan0073
He's the reason why we pay so damn much for cotton.
ChernoGamma
You can have my Frasier steelbook when you pry it from my cold dead fucking fingers.
CreateYourOwnNormality
- The NFA.
Dunes8
The Sherman has flames on the side.
CreateYourOwnNormality
'The Sherman - I burn more than just rubber'
ObliqueRay
[Yeehawing diminishes]
DaierMune
What kind of northerner garbage is this? The kind that actually won.
Foodstamp001
Mackeroy
absolute barbarism
IAmRandyButternubs
Classic Sherman.
roads88mph
By this time, the ol' Duke boys knew they were in a mess of trouble.
cunninglinguist85
jathomas
Burn Atlanta every ten years IMO.
RelativeVelocity
Seriously
cocodonut
Leave John Denver out of this the man is a legend
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
Boss Hogg is that you?
bjo23
His name was J.D. Hogg, which stood for Jefferson Davis. So I doubt it.
squidbastard
Dee you gotta drink those beers to help with my dastardly hazard county schemes!
TheBIFFALLO87
Wade Boggs is rolling in his grave right now.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
That's actually a pretty good twist on it.
CapFan228
I wonder what kind of car the General Burnside would be.
Wyndynwyre
General Sheman woulda been better, if only for greater aggravation.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
The domestic terrorism left quite the impression on people.
SquirrelHaven
twisted metal.. The North was industrialized and beat the South by cutting off stuff like steel.
Gayforbae
J4nein4ne
And by having more than one export. And by utilizing a much greater proportion of its population. A few reasons.
KrillinLikeAVillan
That's fucking genius.
mmfrancis
The guy who won!
OwlFarm
You can tell this was made by someone who isn't from the south because they used "Northern" instead of yankee.
DeckhandAdmiral
Also, wasnt this car in the show. I remember watching the ol reruns and seein this car.
Gianttesticlemonster
Lost it at "Frasier watching"
Metals4J
“Just some good old guys, trying to do their best.”
indyliberal
Or the “Nat Turner”. Nothing more American than fighting for your freedom.
lordski
Or even the John Brown...
Holinyx05
why #50 though?
ironicdoom
I would have gone with 18
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Grant's on the $50, 50 states in the US... Could be any number of things.
Holinyx05
oh so like a 2018 version...we didn't have 50 states in 1865 but I guess that's what the guy was going for. ok, cool
mnorthwood13
All 50 states??
mikeatike
$50 bill
EdgarDrachen
Maybe he is saying through Grant we have 50 states... Shrugs
Thor1229
Grant's on the $50
IllusivePanda
Down with the traitors, up with the stars
SecretlyHitlerandStalinsLoveChild
We’ll rally round the flag boys, we’ll rally once again
IllusivePanda
Shouting the battlecry of freedom. The Union forever! Hurrah boys! Hurrah!
CaptainBritton02
Down with the eagle. Up with the cross.
onlyhalfghost
Down with your cross, and may God save me from the fucking clergy.
StepGamerDadSaysFUBusinessDaddy
Does it play the opening notes to "Battle Hymn for the Republic" when you honk?
topbreak38
No, "The Battle Cry of Freedom."
QueenAmy
That would be too much to ask
StepGamerDadSaysFUBusinessDaddy
The General Lee honks "I wish I was in Dixie". So I consider my question to be quite reasonable.
QueenAmy
I understood completely. I was saying it would be too much to ask for it to have a cool, complementary horn.
QueenAmy
I know you don’t know me but questioning my DoH knowledge is funny. I had the lunchbox for goodness’ sakes
QueenAmy
I used to take turns practicing to be either Daisy or the lost sheep depending on the episode.
StepGamerDadSaysFUBusinessDaddy
haxanjunkie13
Shoulda called it Gen. Sherman.
Thor1229
Not enough fire.
gigglypilot
I thought this too, but Sherman’s already got a tank named after him.
thatsnotimportant
So do Grant (and Lee)--different versions of the M3 tank.
murlinmsu88
And drive it through Georgia.
OlElonMusky
If John Denver isn’t country music then what the hell is
ghostfox69
Folk
PsycheClone
That's American muscle, traitorous losers.
AlaskanMatt
That’s what I’m saying...
jhawker27
BUHT TH'SAWTH SHALL RAAIIS AGIN!
CreateYourOwnNormality
'*Please increase our federal taxes rebate in the interim.'
MemeStealingSkeleton
If they can get off their mobility scooters first
Counterfit
Maybe in premature deaths from obesity
PsycheClone
And Florida man style accidents
waynestang
I love Frasier.
AlexDiem
Frasier is one of my all time favorite shows
J4nein4ne
Between this post and your comment, I kind of want to watch it.
PooPculture
Such a good show. It's on Netflix
mnorthwood13
The one that won the fucking war.
reykjavikparadise
Yes but the southern bureaucracy won the legal war, in 1888 when the supreme court said that federal enforcement of civil rights was illegal
reykjavikparadise
That then left it up to the states to decide if they would enforce civil rights, which they didn't allowing the Jim Crow era
reykjavikparadise
Only one of the 9 judges dissented Justice John Marshall Harlan, he predicted that the presence of Jim Crow would disenfranchise the freemen
reykjavikparadise
Population and he was right, the 1873 civil rights act then failed after the 1888 court decision, and wouldn't see light again till 92yrs
reykjavikparadise
In 1965, when the courts finally overturned the 1888 decision allowing legal descrimination on the state level turned illegal
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
StinkFox
figure the first person, north or south, to bring up the war just wants a fight.
mactoid
Won the war and did NOT commit treason!!
TrikStari
.... Teeeeechnically you did, just several decades before.
kukupuff
nukethelizards
DerlockeMolmes
As a Canadian..., America.fuck. yeah, thanks there friend.
iLikeHockey
No problem, guy
Tomsanity
I'm not your guy, buddy.
BirdFondler
Are y’all even allowed to say fuck
DerlockeMolmes
Yeah but we have a limit each year.
acme64
per person or a pool?
DerlockeMolmes
Pool of course. 100 million. Seems like a lot.. it's not.
mnorthwood13
I'm from Michigan. We were the 1st state to have a volunteer regiment in the war (not 1st active duty). The north won, they can suck it up
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
(y'all started this shit over taxes, technically)
BestPizzaEver
Started the civil war over taxes? Or are ya referencing the revolutionary war?
UncleCeiling
Slaves. you're thinking of the wrong war.
NightfallEverdark
Taxes with regard to slaves. They didn't want to admit they were people and have to pay taxes on them, nor give them up
Solusphere
Due to the awkward punctuation, I read that as "America. Fuck!"
DerlockeMolmes
My phone likes to fuck with me like that sometimes.
Solusphere
Not trying to criticize, I just found it humorously ironic :P
DerlockeMolmes
Didn't derive criticism. It was humorously annoying (MY fuck up)
mnorthwood13
Well, in today's situation I wouldn't blame you.
ThaneofGlamis
I used to work archaeology with a good ol’ boy from Tennessee. He used to call me Billy Yank all the time so I started calling him
ThaneofGlamis
Johnny Reb. Dude was cool as shit but I would never risk bringing up who “won” the war.
acme64
no need to, he knows.
TransitAuthority
LoudBirb
I live in Dallass and I find this hilarious.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
And pays all the taxes, is trying to unfuck the environment and pays for the fucking military and your life.
doyourworkidiot
Then why didn't you just let us leave in peace.
iHveNoCleverName
Fucken truth
MikeyBarnestown
OriginaIPoster
Ah shit y'all pay all the taxes? I wonder where my money is going then
theresgarlicinthatnebula
To all the red states.
OriginaIPoster
I'm sorry are you upset that the money I pay goes towards the region I live in? Jesus Christ I can only imagine someone so bitter.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Federal funds flow from blue states to red states, because red states have more representation. Taxation without proper representation.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Yeah I live in CA. The one where the federal taxes we pay goes to you. That's the point. I'm not mad your taxes pay for you. I'm mad mine do
smellybooger
There are 30 southerners who disagree with you, according to dislikes.
WardSharlow
Give it a few hours. Most of them are still connecting over landlines.
TolstoyTheFox
patrickleodesign
I love unsweet dirt water, and Grant was a badass! Sore-loser-ass traitors! (Priuses are garbage, though.)
waidhere
ImUglyIRL
As a white oklahoman, give me back my land you dangerous white man
CaldariBob
...said everyone ever exiled to Indian Territory, ever...
DeusExPocky
GroovyMcGiblets
laboon
give them some of that "Northern Aggression"
BababaMoooya1
Yeep
CaptaineObvious
The war of northern aggression
CaptaineObvious
It was a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard guys
mnorthwood13
The war of stop slavery. All the southern states said in their letters to Congress slavery was one of/major/only reason.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
...against slavery.
DaierMune
You can call it whatever you want; we still won.
Voggix
Haven't read many history books have we?
TinyRocktopus
Dont need no fancy ass reedn'
Rivalyn
The South won a lot more of the things they wanted after the war than they lost by fighting in it.
mac821
LOL
AJILIVIZION
The only things rising in the South are the number of interracial families & the blood pressure of bigots. ????
TinyRocktopus
True except for the one thing they where fighting for so they took all of the consolation prizes
sleeperkid
Yep.
Dep1213
USA! USA! USA!
CaffeineManic
Nice historical accuracy. That looks like the 33 star flag prevalent at the beginning of the war. States in rebellion were not removed.
NoTalentTech
"well shit the south seceded have redo the stars on all the flags now"
Maboroshi1994
the north viewed the south as a rebellion,not a new sovereign nation.so the states stayed on the flag bc they weren't viewed as having left.
Slayen2k
It's got 34 stars actually. Which still works as that was the flag during the war.
CaffeineManic
Yes, by the end of the war it was 36. Strange times.
DangerousNoodle
As a southerner, you won't piss off anyone. They'll think the flag is patriotic. Hardly anyone is educated enough to know who Grant was.
waidhere
Savage
YUNoDie
If you really want to piss someone off call it the General Sherman and drive it through Georgia.
Kylarus
Bonus points if you can get a real Sherman and drive that through Georgia.
OneLeggedDog
That's a silly thing to say. I get you're going for the whole "southerners are stupid" thing, but plenty of people know who Grant was.
DangerousNoodle
No, just the education system isn't the best down south, nor is it in the north really either.
sampanbou
I think he just meant anyone in general. For example- I, a northerner, didn't know who Grant was prior to seeing this post and its comments.
imyellinkimberr
So you’ve never seen/comprehended the $50 bill?
sampanbou
I've comprehended that it's worth 50 dollars- you can drive a car without knowing how or why it's designed the way it is.
DeckhandAdmiral
Jesus...
sampanbou
I'm an engineer not a civil war buff- I memorized Grant for a middle school test then forgot about him cause I dont find history interesting
DeckhandAdmiral
Thats not an excuse man. He wasnt just the Unions leading General. He was also a US President.