Sep 17, 2015 7:53 PM
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SaberToothTwinkie
WIFE HER, DAMMIT.
redbaron79
Lovely girl, inside and out. Happy Birthday to you sir.
Jake1997
Shes a keeper !!
FauxReel
She wants to be, the very best...girlfriend there ever was.
ryguytheoneyouknow
A wild amazing girlfriend appeared. Use masterball!
scrawnydingo
Even though the picture is a potato, +1 for everything here.
scorch13
WIFE HER
SarcasticCaptainObvious
This is one of those times when everybody ignores the obvious funny part. Because it wouldn't be "good behavior" :-/
MERKJONES
Is she 12?
flexistraw
I looked to see if anyone else thought she was 12... You beat me to it.
dirtroadscholar
Why do all imgurians have hot girlfriends?? there's something fishy going on here.
themanthemyththecharles
Thats exactly what I thought. WTF.
iaMReds
i know this girl
21cutdryguy
http://imgur.com/owqz1
thatsbadmmkay
My gf did something like this recently only the cake was a stormtrooper helmet and the game was borderlands2
jadevoisin
This picture contains so much awesome.
zeppelinpirates
SHE'S GORGEOUS! I win awards and athletic achievements, and have never been on a date! Congrats! Wife her :)
thecurlyone
Girlfriend uses surprise birthday cake, It's super effective.
theedjofglory
Insert obligatory "PENIS used Harden/ Pound/ Splash!" joke here. 'Cuz ya know, sex.
PolarBearsRule
Rejection: making men work since 5,000,000 BC
Mobias
Pokemon?? Really?? you must be like, 13 or something. Pfftt..what a waste of a good girlfriend. Consider yourself VERY lucky!!
DDankko
Thats what I am fucking saying. I guess I should be childish now apparently thats what the women like.
ObviouslyImJesus
I love girls who love video games, who love candy, who love cake, who love skirts, who love surprises.
OtterKing
Pokemon,cake, AND candy. Good Lord.
tinycube
Also vagina
I always forget that one.
potatoplatypus
She's a keeper!
rakudaniku
Time to put on my Team Rocked costume and spend 10 years trying to steal her from you.
TokensWorth
This. Wins.
Enidaj
She sent another girl to surprise you?
undercovergiraffe
Girl #2 I choose you!
philosophicalalcoholic
girl #2 used seduce. It's super effective!
concemin
Unless the girl is in the picture is the OP and they're lesbians!
Isobelllll
Today is my birthday, it was awesome. Pity my mother forgot. And my brother. And two of my best friends. But I got cake at work!! :D
zelgiusswordmaster
awww.. man... i didnt forget. here at imgur we are a family. happy birthday dude...
eidolonecho
Sheesh. Sorry for them. Happy birthday!
goldendaisy
Happy birthday anyway! Guilt them up for it, then get more cash as gifts!
cannotbebothered
She seem young but I hope you wife her soon!! She is hot dude (This statement is only valid if over 18, otherwise... I'm screwed)
Zalophus
Women under 18 are allowed to be hot too you know <.<
thefatlonelyjew
it's a weird mindset that the legal system creates sometimes
pedobear agrees with you
MySecondAccount
It's only illegal if you actually do something...
IForgotMyDamnPassword
Not in many states :p
mentasm
Or countries, those big bits of land that aren't part of the USA.
Erm, they are allowed to in every state lol.
needabetterusername
I'm from New Zealand. So She can be at least 16...
ashJuventino
Marry her right now !
alesiar
I logged in just to upvote this! STAR TREK FOREVER!
NotThatNickClegg
I gotta say, mine did a similar thing and I tried to marry her and she left the hell out of me right as I was getting ready to move to her
BobandBob
Funny gif. I've never seen that one. +1
Ahveeah
By the looks of her, they have to wait a couple more years to be able to to that legally.
djknetic
Oh, you already said what I just said. Have an upvote!
Why thank you :) That was nice of you. I shall give you an upvote too!
Vokeswagon
Thank you for not saying "wife her."
By the looks of her, the cake, the candy, and the gift... I don't think right now is legal.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
ZEFRAM COCHRANE! Baddest motherfucking scientist in the 22nd century.
GodelEscherBach
he's a 21st century drunk...his superlimary flight was on April 5th 2063...
Good point... I forgot how early in the 22nd century Enterprise was set.
eggmuffin
+1 for brand spanking new gif.
anitabieror6
As a girl: I hope you know that she wore a skirt and low cut top specifically for your enjoyment...dunno if guys notice that stuff....
secretskeepfriends
1st thing I noticed...then I noticed pokemon shit
JohnnyMnemonic
ARE YOU KIDDING?! LOOK AT MY PANTS GOING CRAZY!
fhunt45
We know, we all know
JamWaffles
I will now. Thank you :) (both for doing it for us, and letting us know).
insanemaestro
What are these "Boobies" you speak of? Do tell me more!
DeliciousDad
Aaaand he went on the internet with it.
Ravanna
well my eyes enjoyed it. /creep
Relicanth
As a guy, yes, right after the cake and video game. Not priority based, we just see food shiny things then HELLO. We end on HELLO 4 a reason
Chameeleoh
we notice......
fightingjohnwatsonswar
SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH IN THIS STATEMENT
TimmyX2
We're too busy noticing it to notice it.
Zachasm
Truer words have never been spoken
Brotoscope
This. Exactly.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
is it weird that, that just makes me want to have a girlfriend?...and I mean this for completely nonsexual reasons (not being sarcastic)
Me too bro.
Conflict
I can explain. Basically we all want to feel loved and things like this just make us want it more.
that's it exactly...
PineappleEmailer
Please explain.
perhaps my loneliness is showing but the thought of a girl doing that indeed with the care that even her clothes are deliberate...(1/2)
makes me feel lonely and wishing someone wanted to do that for me...*shrug*
OhLampYouUnderstandMe
be open to the world and the world will be open to you.
corneliusgansevoort
Start by going out of your way to do thoughtful things for (nice, empathetic, single) girls. Eventually one or more will reciprocate.
SaberToothTwinkie
WIFE HER, DAMMIT.
redbaron79
Lovely girl, inside and out. Happy Birthday to you sir.
Jake1997
Shes a keeper !!
FauxReel
She wants to be, the very best...girlfriend there ever was.
ryguytheoneyouknow
A wild amazing girlfriend appeared. Use masterball!
scrawnydingo
Even though the picture is a potato, +1 for everything here.
scorch13
WIFE HER
SarcasticCaptainObvious
This is one of those times when everybody ignores the obvious funny part. Because it wouldn't be "good behavior" :-/
MERKJONES
Is she 12?
flexistraw
I looked to see if anyone else thought she was 12... You beat me to it.
dirtroadscholar
Why do all imgurians have hot girlfriends?? there's something fishy going on here.
themanthemyththecharles
Thats exactly what I thought. WTF.
iaMReds
i know this girl
21cutdryguy
http://imgur.com/owqz1
thatsbadmmkay
My gf did something like this recently only the cake was a stormtrooper helmet and the game was borderlands2
jadevoisin
This picture contains so much awesome.
zeppelinpirates
SHE'S GORGEOUS! I win awards and athletic achievements, and have never been on a date! Congrats! Wife her :)
thecurlyone
Girlfriend uses surprise birthday cake, It's super effective.
theedjofglory
Insert obligatory "PENIS used Harden/ Pound/ Splash!" joke here. 'Cuz ya know, sex.
PolarBearsRule
Rejection: making men work since 5,000,000 BC
Mobias
Pokemon?? Really?? you must be like, 13 or something. Pfftt..what a waste of a good girlfriend. Consider yourself VERY lucky!!
DDankko
Thats what I am fucking saying. I guess I should be childish now apparently thats what the women like.
ObviouslyImJesus
I love girls who love video games, who love candy, who love cake, who love skirts, who love surprises.
OtterKing
Pokemon,cake, AND candy. Good Lord.
tinycube
Also vagina
OtterKing
I always forget that one.
potatoplatypus
She's a keeper!
rakudaniku
Time to put on my Team Rocked costume and spend 10 years trying to steal her from you.
TokensWorth
This. Wins.
Enidaj
She sent another girl to surprise you?
undercovergiraffe
Girl #2 I choose you!
philosophicalalcoholic
girl #2 used seduce. It's super effective!
concemin
Unless the girl is in the picture is the OP and they're lesbians!
Isobelllll
Today is my birthday, it was awesome. Pity my mother forgot. And my brother. And two of my best friends. But I got cake at work!! :D
zelgiusswordmaster
awww.. man... i didnt forget. here at imgur we are a family. happy birthday dude...
eidolonecho
Sheesh. Sorry for them. Happy birthday!
goldendaisy
Happy birthday anyway! Guilt them up for it, then get more cash as gifts!
cannotbebothered
She seem young but I hope you wife her soon!! She is hot dude (This statement is only valid if over 18, otherwise... I'm screwed)
Zalophus
Women under 18 are allowed to be hot too you know <.<
thefatlonelyjew
it's a weird mindset that the legal system creates sometimes
cannotbebothered
pedobear agrees with you
MySecondAccount
It's only illegal if you actually do something...
IForgotMyDamnPassword
Not in many states :p
mentasm
Or countries, those big bits of land that aren't part of the USA.
Zalophus
Erm, they are allowed to in every state lol.
needabetterusername
I'm from New Zealand. So She can be at least 16...
ashJuventino
Marry her right now !
alesiar
I logged in just to upvote this! STAR TREK FOREVER!
NotThatNickClegg
I gotta say, mine did a similar thing and I tried to marry her and she left the hell out of me right as I was getting ready to move to her
BobandBob
Funny gif. I've never seen that one. +1
Ahveeah
By the looks of her, they have to wait a couple more years to be able to to that legally.
djknetic
Oh, you already said what I just said. Have an upvote!
Ahveeah
Why thank you :) That was nice of you. I shall give you an upvote too!
Vokeswagon
Thank you for not saying "wife her."
djknetic
By the looks of her, the cake, the candy, and the gift... I don't think right now is legal.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
ZEFRAM COCHRANE! Baddest motherfucking scientist in the 22nd century.
GodelEscherBach
he's a 21st century drunk...his superlimary flight was on April 5th 2063...
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Good point... I forgot how early in the 22nd century Enterprise was set.
eggmuffin
+1 for brand spanking new gif.
anitabieror6
As a girl: I hope you know that she wore a skirt and low cut top specifically for your enjoyment...dunno if guys notice that stuff....
secretskeepfriends
1st thing I noticed...then I noticed pokemon shit
JohnnyMnemonic
ARE YOU KIDDING?! LOOK AT MY PANTS GOING CRAZY!
fhunt45
We know, we all know
JamWaffles
I will now. Thank you :) (both for doing it for us, and letting us know).
insanemaestro
What are these "Boobies" you speak of? Do tell me more!
DeliciousDad
Aaaand he went on the internet with it.
Ravanna
well my eyes enjoyed it. /creep
Relicanth
As a guy, yes, right after the cake and video game. Not priority based, we just see food shiny things then HELLO. We end on HELLO 4 a reason
Chameeleoh
we notice......
fightingjohnwatsonswar
SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH IN THIS STATEMENT
TimmyX2
We're too busy noticing it to notice it.
Zachasm
Truer words have never been spoken
Brotoscope
This. Exactly.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
is it weird that, that just makes me want to have a girlfriend?...and I mean this for completely nonsexual reasons (not being sarcastic)
MySecondAccount
Me too bro.
Conflict
I can explain. Basically we all want to feel loved and things like this just make us want it more.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
that's it exactly...
PineappleEmailer
Please explain.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
perhaps my loneliness is showing but the thought of a girl doing that indeed with the care that even her clothes are deliberate...(1/2)
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
makes me feel lonely and wishing someone wanted to do that for me...*shrug*
OhLampYouUnderstandMe
be open to the world and the world will be open to you.
corneliusgansevoort
Start by going out of your way to do thoughtful things for (nice, empathetic, single) girls. Eventually one or more will reciprocate.