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Nov 26, 2014 4:51 AM
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Djohaal
Oh look Brazilian groceries on frontpage!
ShabbaLife
I'd take the black basket because it contains red wine
sirelurksalot
Color me impressed.
lovely9000
Brahma? Bis? Definitely Brazil.
YouAreRuiningMyFuture
BRAZIL !
pyrobob4
Steal everything in the white basket. It's alright, because it's all white.
SpamYarBlockers
Bowerbird would be proud![]()
yourpowersareuselessagainstmeyousillybilly
I honestly would have filled the blue basket with Oreos. Exclusively Oreos.
MyNameIsOfSomeoneWhoLikesMushrooms
Those pictures were taken in Brazil, right? aww yyyiiisssssss indeed
Serabii
it's like Power Rangers are having a shopping spree
Khoshteep
Are you kidding me? What happened to the greatest color ever? Where's the ORANGE!
zezzene
This is in a Brazilian grocery store. I can tell by the cookies and beer. Source: I lived there.
ishaw94
Me too! This entire post...saudade
bazingasus
i like this
VisitMeInAlabama
+1 for eggplant.
EyListen
ohh you...
veganegan
Brazilian Oreos. Interesting.
ishaw94
(They're really really good)
garmagor
anybody else catch the sewing equipment kits on the whites photo?
elucidatefurther
Deeply satisfying
ThirstyCalifornian
I feel like this is a supermarket version of the card game UNO.
Erilis
I think it would be a fabulous endeavor to do this at my local supermarket and just leave the baskets scattererd throughout the store.
EndiSky
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
EndiSky
Because they steal all the Green Cards! http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ron-Swanson-Laughing-Gif.gif
HappyEngineer
So after the first thing you put in your basket everything else has to match either number or colour? (1/2)
HappyEngineer
1 pizza, 1 steak, 3 tomatoes, 3 apples, 100 grapes, 100 mushrooms, OHSHIT I NEEDED WATERMELON
Inquireslol
UNO YOU DIDN'T!
GandalfTheUltraViolet
This is the worst way to shop
dogenuggets
This is the worst way to shop: http://imgur.com/bkg8SNE
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Yeah. Also that. Thank fuck we don't have that stupid bullshit here.
LicensedAdHominem
I know EXACTLY the dimensions of everything at least in the first picture.
blitherypoop
It's the same style of basket, so you can figure them all out...though those bananas look a little shrimpy.
riversongkagetsu
This is in Brasil, we have many varieties of bananas, those are not the one you get in Europe and North America, also they are sweeter.
riversongkagetsu
these are the five most common types here :) http://www.barcelona.educ.ufrn.br/fotos/bananas.gif
StonesOnTheHill
Shrimpy? Those bananas are fat with a capital PH.
blitherypoop
Short though.
StonesOnTheHill
I can give you that they are a bit stumpy. I'd probably go with "stout" to describe them.
revcleo
I think what you guys need, is the word "chode".
nevergetinternetpointscuzneverbeenpastfrontpage
Brazilian Supermarket, I see you.
ThePudding
Can we start a campaign to leave these everywhere?
Aelinsaar
This is oddly satisfying.
Derrapin
The lack of yellow toblerone mildly disturbs me.
niveK77
Nice catch
jacobawsm
Dude...that was my exact thought! I scrolled back after seeing the black and the white toblerone, and now I feel violated
LittleAutumnLeaves
It makes me happy that there are at least two others like me.
outsidecucumber
Hey! Don't ignore us silent upvoters!
LittleAutumnLeaves
At least two! The rest of you make me happy, also ^_^
SprekenZeeChickens
Would be interesting to compare what baskets have more of what kinds of products.
9pkgzgqiwheu1t8ro59apmg9fybgh6mee2k0711nlisxsbcbmv2tvcn
are the only ones without beer. Black is the only one with alcohol that isn't beer. All but green have at least one hair/skin care (2)
killerkungfuwolfbitch
I actually took the time to zoom in and mentally document the items for this reason.
9pkgzgqiwheu1t8ro59apmg9fybgh6mee2k0711nlisxsbcbmv2tvcn
product. Red is the only one with coffee. Blue's food seems unhealthy as fuck. Blue and black have energy drinks. Green is the cheapest (3)
9pkgzgqiwheu1t8ro59apmg9fybgh6mee2k0711nlisxsbcbmv2tvcn
Green seems the healthiest, obviously. White is heavy on carbs and fats. Red has the largest amount of cleaning products. Green and blue (1)
JPRiddles
Black one has a disproportionately large amount of alcoholic products
9pkgzgqiwheu1t8ro59apmg9fybgh6mee2k0711nlisxsbcbmv2tvcn
, followed by red. Black is the only one that doesn't clearly identify these pictures as taken in Brazil. (end)
Candymostdandy
I like the black basket. Black is my favorite.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Chocolate and booze FTW
cluckythehorse
Obligatory "that's what she said."
alpoopy
There was something soothing about it, huh?
uitSCHOT
black basket has Guinness!! but also coke zero which is disgusting
NotAnAligator
Some men just want to see the world burn
fetterbender
Its because of chocolate and wine, isnt it?
Candymostdandy
It certainly doesn't hurt the black basket's chances with me.
r0sh
Yep, it's got the most alcohol. I checked.
eveninthefuturenothingworks
Wine. Yiss wine.
IGoosedTheMoose
It does look fuller doesn't it?
Yomama1982
And now you'll never go back
ratherlargecookieofdoom
I concur.
Candymostdandy
Your username makes me smile.
ratherlargecookieofdoom
Thank you! Yours too :) We should start a confectionery based band!
Candymostdandy
I am so down, I can play keyboards, the baritone tuba, and my vocals are killer. We could be the Cookie Candies or the Candy Cookies.
killerkungfuwolfbitch
As a Black guy; what's up?
InY0Face
^this
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
I'm the blackest; what it is?
SDsuperchargers
No selfies. Imma need some proof over on 4!
YoungBl00dz
That's not what they say in Ferguson
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Candymostdandy
Always bet on black.
APIBeast
I prefer the green one. Bread chips and sour-sweet drinks fuck yeah.
ambicnce
I know right? The black one looks all cool and elegant.
TheDustman
It just looks...bigger
raggingmuppet
But black is usually so slimming.
KingVerenceIIofLancre
"I have OCD" - Everyone who thinks they have OCD, but only self-diagnosed
ratfinkfuck
"I also have OCD" - Person you never actually met because they're trapped in their home by a crippling disease
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
most people who claim OCD who dont have it are just perfectionists, or just super tidy people and those aren't bad traits to have
ShamnusMcfee
I have OCD about people that don't have OCD but refer to minor pet peeves as OCD.
WhoKnowsIfItsFredorGeorge
When people say they have OCD jokingly I tell them I have CDO. Once I can see their confused I tell, them, that's OCD in alphabetical order.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I don't know why know one gets that. My friend used to say that as well.
shoka
Totally. Someone very close to me has OCD (I mean really) and it's incredibly debilitating at times. OCD's like that. On and off. And on.
AmericanAirlines
As someone with actual OCD, fuck those people
Whateverthehellyouwant
So true. The amount of people that say they have OCD but just like certain things a particular way is just ridiculous.
revcleo
Humans are designed to enjoy patterns, you may as well say you have OCD because you think rainbows are pretty.
laewin
Seriously. I know I'm recovered because I can actually leave things at weird angles and I don't mind getting my hands dirty.
ContainAuntMac
Its too damn high.
revcleo
I think whitechapel (BBC) shows a nice example of that trope played straight (The dude actually has OCD which he keeps mostly under control)
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Only celf diagnosed.
404GravitassNotFound
I have CDO
thesarahpowellexperience
It makes me angry when people claim they have OCD because it's "cool". Fuck you, it makes my life hard, don't romanticise it.
RunsOnPizza
I too am annoyed by this. I have MDD with obsessive compulsive TENDENCIES (Not full blown OCD) and I can't imagine how bad it is to have OCD
keyblader1985
Funny how no one here mentioned OCD before you did.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Indeedy, most in fact have OCPD, obsessive compulsive personality disorder. Which is very common, and is pretty much normal.
BinaryWork
I tell this to everyone as I am diagnosed with OCD.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
*OCD is seriously bad, my aunt has it and she was once down on the carpet for a week cutting out loose pieces of material with nail clippers
ofcourseitstaken
Man, that's rough. Hearing stories like that make me thankful that I only have the pure obsessional variety :(
ofcourseitstaken
Hope your aunt got help. OCD is treatable with time and effort...not easy, but typically possible.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
it is seriously bad. I don't have it, but I'm a psych. student and we watch videos on it all the time. It's a horrible way to live.
ChelseaCooks
Thank you. My 600 dollar medication is not a joke about some goddamn random order of something.
PoorlyContrivedUsername
Thank you! You don't have OCD, you're just picky about order.
CableAHVB
I doubt they actually even care. It's just an internet thing to say nowadays.
SweetGeekling
Not even picky. Their brain just prefers patterns and order, just like ALL of our brains do.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
see I'm that way, I like order and stuff, I'm not OCD. People get mad at me for saying I'm not OCD. Like it's a bad thing to not have it
NSFWThatShit
When I drive it takes me 5-6 times of sliding my hands onto the steering wheel grooves before it feels right. My last 3 blinks felt odd 1/2
crumpocalypse
Totally feel this.. I legit have OCD and take meds but my friend never shut up that she is OCD because she likes a clean house *sigh*
NSFWThatShit
It's not severe for me, I just have a few small ticks that can get a little frustrating sometimes. Best of luck with it all :)
NSFWThatShit
So I've had to repeat them. Please tell me again how you have OCD because you like your books neatly arranged.
DeityZombie
Same thing happens to me when I blink. And yes I have been diagnosed with OCD
captainredbeard
I don't think I have OCD, but I feel like I have some OCD tendencies. Like I have to chew my food a certain number of times on each(1)
captainredbeard
side of my mouth, and I count my steps when I'm walking and get frustrated when they're uneven when I reach my destination. (2)
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
it sounds like you have compulsions but maybe not the obsessions? what happens if you don't do these things?
TheAlphaOrder
I'm replying on my own behalf. If I feel like I have urges to go do my habits and can't concentrate without doing them 1/2
captainredbeard
my depression after my grandpa/father figure died of cancer. Maybe it was kind of a coping mechanism? I dunno. But over time (2)
captainredbeard
It used to bug me a LOT. Like next time I would eat I had to make sure I did it right. I think most of it originated during (1)
captainredbeard
I think things got better. I still "think" about doing things like that all the time. But very rarely do I actually HAVE to do them. (3)
Worlock
Mine are mostly body/face-centered. I pick at the skin on my lips until it feels right, no matter how much it bleeds or how painful it is.
Nalianna
I have a customer who claims he is OCD, when refusing to buy the top newspaper. - while i have to re-straighten them for the 53rd time today
sporkafife
My fake internet OCD drives me wild!!!
Blackholecult
Idk how many times I've had to tell someone that their anal retentive not OCD
Smayds
Hey, I once turned the light off, then back on and off again! You don't know me and my extensive bullshit parade! I mean, condition!
Cattimus
"I'm really OCD about ________." -everyone who does not know what OCD is.
Shmeadicus
Oh really? You are the disorder?
IAMPAPER
I actually do have OCD and its fucking terrible.
Duvi0
I've been diagnosed with very minor OCD from an esteemed psych and I don't even have that many problems with it.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Im really OCD about fapping to naked women. I just have to.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
After studying it in college, yeah, that got real old real fast.
YouAreTheAbsolute
"Please, put those back" Employee, probably
pijjunthebutt
i'm the one that has to put that stuff back
weirderthanthou
More like "Let me put those back, you'll do it wrong."
jrau18
I'd wager it's the manager that did it
Josherman17
$100+ special orders of fish i filleted left to spoil on a grocery shelf. That is my favorite.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
There's a walmart near me where I regularly find meat and frozen foods tucked into piles of tshirts and jeans. I don't buy food there.
lesserknowncharacter
Hopefully they have a strong policy on when not to sell perishable items that have been left out.
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
People that leave meat or refrigerated items out like that are the worst kind of people.
lesserknowncharacter
No, the customers just wait until you're not looking and then shove it behind the Cheerios for the overnight crew to find.
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
When you're in the cereal aisle and see a frozen pizza shoved in the shelves...infuriating!!!
justletmesignupalready
Found some bacon in beside the biscuits once. People that put meats back in the wrong place, cost us a small fortune!
lesserknowncharacter
Biscuit mix? Because biscuits should be in a dairy case at generally the same temp as the meat case (~40f). Ours is right next to the milk.
Alcard
Uk biscuits not American. They meant "cookie".
lesserknowncharacter
Finding frozen stuff and meat is pretty bad, but finding deli orders is probably the worst.
SkuubaSteve
An entire fish, man. The whole center store smelled for a week even after we scrubbed the shelves down.
lesserknowncharacter
An ex employee perhaps? I often think of things I could do to really fuck my store up. I know all of the good hiding places.
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
Or the ones that leave an item like 5 feet away from where it goes cuz they're that lazy.
lesserknowncharacter
That's like the best possible scenario. Especially if I'm moving in the direction where the item goes.
weirderthanthou
Found ice cream in with some eyeliner once. Fun night.
lesserknowncharacter
Oh, yeah, I find half melted ice cream all the time. I just leave it and let it fully melt so we can't sell it (p sure manager would be mad)
lesserknowncharacter
Fuck that though. Melted and refrozen ice cream is disgusting.
esgedi
As someone who works night stock, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!
lesserknowncharacter
http://imgur.com/YpTZeiU
Sugarcrotch
As someone who crams random shit in the wrong spot you are welcome for the job I created for you :)
lesserknowncharacter
No. There is so much to do in a supermarket, you're just eating up our time when we could be packing out more stuff.
justletmesignupalready
Facing up still has to be done, though. Otherwise the store would look like shit.
lawrus
I'm tired of the " x, probably". Just say "x".
AntsAtAPicnic
I could not disagree more, I'm a fan of "x, probably"
Daerynsura
Hear, hear
AbominableToaster
"I'm tired of the ' x, probably'. Just say 'x'." Grumpy Goose, probably.
lawrus
honk honk, motherfucker.
quello
Definitely from a Brazilian supermarket.
flipperachi
Passatempo in the first, negresco in the second, "coca" in the third, bavaria in the fourth, brahma in the sixth
quello
And Café 3 Corações. So many things! :)
DesertBuckeye
BRAHMA
bsalgueiro
Yes, you can tell by the overpriced cookies in the 4th pic.
quello
Seriously, though. R$32 for cookies?!?
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TotallyNotAGirl
and the batata palha in the first one! =D
seeet
Oh, you missed "Passatempo", bro. What a shame. :/
TotallyNotAGirl
Went back to check it out an you're right! But, in fairness to me, last time I saw one passatempo they had blue packing. =/
Djohaal
Also Renata flour. That is good flour
quello
And the "Seda" shampoo.
MudcrabWithATopHatAndAMonocle
I realized at negresco
jessisrad
oh yeah! I didnt even notice. mmmm now I want a hotdog!