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Feb 15, 2018 3:10 PM
FrogInAShoe
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JokingJoking
Out of all of them, im happy that the blue whale is the big one...
Fjorkvar
doesnt end with a 'your mom'?? im disappointed op!
LyvPhreeOarDye
"Stupendemys Geographicus" Stupendous Earth?
pugsandstuff11
millions of years ago the oxygen content in the air was much greater and allowed insects and animals to grow much larger than they are today
onemanagainstheodds
Pretty sure I hunted half of these in the coral highlands
AwkwardKeming
Excuse me, modern wild pigs get MUCH bigger than 150 lbs. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/MonsterPig.jpg
phederai
You can’t tell me #3 isn’t an odogaron
HouseOfLadyFavors
And I hate it just the same...
RedClaws23
Fun fact: a lot of ancient extinct animals were small too. A lot of them were big though and they get all the attention.
liala
like the Leptictidium. those were adorable
veryirrelevantreplies
your mom
theREALfrankcastle
I read the last one as combat wombat and got all excited
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
I'm surprised your mom isn't on the list.
Mockingbirb
Well, she is: between the sharks and the rodents, on the left
faptasticvoyage
I, too, have played ARK.
TheBullshitter
These should be on monster hunter, that would be awesome.
DragonBapt
Pretty sure Odogaron in some sort of Hell Pig, at least by that face.
PastryNugget
I was gonna say the hell pig looks like odogaron, and the last one reminds me of Lagombi.
rijstewafels
Why is everything in liquid bananas and not in kilograms?
Mockingbirb
It's this freedom shit the Muricans pull off
TheAziz
I am laughing for 5 minutes straight. Can't breathe. Liquid bananas
themagiciantarotcard
That Great White looks so happy! Just lookit' 'em. Happy as can be. The Megalodon, though... :|
Limpdidit
7grims
"check out my bonner, its so fabulous"
Cloudywolf183
"Aight"
Raxiel
PrinceOfSpace
damn nature you were extra scary
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Why is that giant turtle so angry? Like he just heard someone talking shit.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
Because he’s the biggest turtle ever and he read the scientific name someone gave him... “stupendymus?! Seriously right now?!”
Shoelebubba
If ancient animals being huge frightens you remember: the Blue Whale is the largest animal to have ever exist.
Mockingbirb
Yes, it's really amazing- the largest animal ever lives in our time, and it is a friendly whale! Thank god...
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
Why does everything seem to get smaller apart from whales and us?
GaleazzoMusolesi
I wonder why a giant meat container species would not survive early humans
Rifneno
This. What survived the last ice age, didn't survive early humans.
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
itxtalone
Blue whale is the largest animal to ever exist on earth
Rifneno
inb4 people mentioning MUCH tinier animals, not getting that science measures "largest" by body mass, not by dimensions.
stukamane
Well, only second to your mother.
RanaldMcDanald
Found Sean Connery
Davidnfilms
I've seen skulls of those hell pigs... Fucking stuff on nightmares.
TMMTistheshit
The human in the hell pig image. HELL NO!!
KongBjoern
yeah they don't look nice but have you seen hippo teeth, that shit is terrifying
Norok0311
I want to try hell bacon
outcast751
Hell yeah!!
ThirstyRabbit
Those look more like fangs than herbivore teeth... dang.
SwitchPup
Even domestic pigs can grow some wicked, carnivore-looking "tusks." Not sure why we call 'em tusks, they look like fangs to me!
CC2332
I think more omnivore. Even barnyard pigs will some eat meat if hungry enough/ given the chance.
Keairan
I mean, most herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Damn near any animal will eat meat if the opportunity presents itself. Que the Horse and Chick gif...
ThirstyRabbit
Still though, how the fuck would they chew with those?
outcast751
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryno720/4784956420
SarahTheCuteVixen
Just nope
SupraLove
EpicWumpus
piggy!!!!!!!
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
That's not a pig. Idk what it is, but holy fuck I would not call that a piggie
iknowalotaboutboats
Looks like a dragon skull!
MrPhuckett
Water King sounds like a Pokémon
Cozzmos
Great things happen when you have more oxygen in the atmosphere...
SerialKitten666
We still have and used to have more megafauna roaming around-but humans and hominids killed a WHOLE LOT of megafauna :(
Sauroctonus
These aren't a result of higher oxygen levels. The giant insects of the Carboniferous are.
Counterfit
Foot wide mosquitoes, fuck yeah!
Startrekker95
Six foot centipedes? FUCK YEAH!!!
Blueliner
+1 for Captain Hook
canicomethrough
I was wondering why the pira— oohhhh +1
Rulan
https://media.giphy.com/media/9p8hgZoQjj9y8/giphy.gif
TygrF
https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yxvr3Lm11r2eb6ro1_250.gif
cousteau
I recall having seen this before because I remember having scrolled up to see it after reading the comments that one time too.
Sitraka
Hooo ddin't noticed !
DontSressYouCanChangeItAnytime
I was hoping to see Steve Irwin.
justThisPerson
This is so awful. +1.
ArchNisse
Lol, i thought it was an old lady at first
dumpsterjedi1
RootEnoch
Skulties1
+1 for pointing out captain hook
applegak
Damn right
AGuyThatPoops
+1 for being alive
DUDNIS
+1 for being
JungleSinged
+1 for chains
fealtytowels
+1 for keeping the chain alive
dilatedpuppers
+1 for pressure of conforming
CrepSlay
I believe the correct name for the largest rodent is actually: Rodent of Unusual Size
Lowslefthand
The ROUS was smaller.
freezingpilot
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
I suspected as much.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
AwkwardErection
I don’t think they exist.
Snutch11
*Angry Rat Noises*
NachoPete
Well... not any more.
fewe
Amesang
Big Ugly Rat Pests
get0ffmylawn
As you wish.
xrayx
LezgoNecro
https://media.giphy.com/media/RbwxNaFPpNtvy/giphy.gif
somethingevenmoreclever
Totally thought the last one said combat wombat
FallingStar7669
Whelp. That's the name of my next Druid.
HaunsTBUP
Mortal Wombat!
Talmorean
Hell Pig is the most accurate name ever.
idksomeusernamewhocares
Try Demon Duck of Doom
Hotfarts
I like shadowman’s reaction to hell pig
philipesan123
Too bad they where closer to Whales and Hippos
maliciousGman
Especially since present-day wild boars can, and will, fuck you right up.
SalmonTheWise
I dunno, Largest Known Rodent seems pretty accurate.
DerpMeister
True, but if you think you're safe in the woods because modern wild pig's weight is capped at 150 lb. then boy - I got some bad news for you
CC2332
Always wondered if those crazy 800lb hogzilla stories had any truth behind them...
DerpMeister
Wikipedia says that if you're looking for 800 lb hogs, then the Carpathians in Romania is the place for you.
HoytLancaster
Looks like odogaron from the new monster Hunter
Rifneno
A wild challenger appears: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megapiranha
APackOfExcitedGingers
Damn, can you imagine how much bacon that fucker has?
JohnnyCashedOut
aka OP's mom
GreenTeaGal
I bet it was delicious
cheekybuttcheek
Wild board are already destructive, mean, and nasty. Imagine a 2000lb one with sharper teeth.
Hybris51129
On the plus side you could justify owning a 20mm anti-tank rifle to hunt one probably.
GoodbyeSpaceSword
Sounds like my ex wife
80percentlegs
Heyooooo!
ReturnofthePLK
Nigga that's Ganon
mrread55
Nah that’s Odogaron
KikiLovesBacon
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Before he sold out and became "Calamity Ganon"
ImGettingMines
It’s calamity Ganon because he gave up a real physical form so he could attack and that’s why his form in the new game is pure chaos & evil
Deiyuki
Anyone else think that was the dumbest name for him? Like, everytime they said his name I rolled my eyes.
sunyudai
I never ready that as a name for him, but rather the event. "The Calamity", "which calamity?", "The Gannon One" getting shortened down.
powershit
Yeah that game is corny as fuck. Hard to put down though.
HorseThings
I thinking smoked hell pig could be serious good BBQ party
ButtStuff2018
If the hell pig wasn’t extinct, I would make it my life mission to make sure it went extinct.
dowahdiddydiddydumdiddydo
Aaaaannnnd the Hell Pig goes extinct again
HEXADECIMAL
The size of a bear, probably the meat is similar, too tough.
MadMerlyn
Just means you didn't smoke it long enough.
worldsokayestspeler
I think it also works quite well as nightmare fuel
CptRobotNinja
Ill bring beer
Morg729
If you could kill it
drewdominguez
It would probably taste like bear and pork
CaptCanada
never in my life have i been more driven for cloning extinct animals
baconandplagues
So... Rinse it in buttermilk first
konelhft
...what does bear taste like?
drewdominguez
Good
baconandplagues
It's pretty greasy and gamey honestly. If you rinse it in buttermilk first it's pretty good. Cooking in bear fat though? Fucking brilliant.
JHawke
If I had to guess after that statement I'd think.. pork.
rusrsdude
Bork.
80percentlegs
MadMerlyn
It was so delicious, dogs still ask for it by name
ICraveStarDamage
Lesbiansass
XeononSolomon
Its not even a real pig
DAMSK1PPY
Well not anymore it's extinct!!
xtraa
Since I read that strawberries are nuts, I have no more questions.
Jufasa
Wherever you read that was wrong
AlexDustin
thought it's vegetables
xtraa
Don‘t make me throw over my whole understanding of the world again!