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Jun 21, 2016 6:13 PM
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TheGiggityGuy
ExtraAlien
iFunny... Fuck em
ImJustinSane
This just makes me think of that Floridian that ate that guys face.
midnightpain
These have been around forever. I remember getting a shirt with this image back in the 80's
NostrilMonster
ban fully automatic assault gators
TheycallmeBonds
I live in Florida and you have to try to get attacked by an alligator, if your parents care.
ReznorsApostle
They did earn their reputation. Respect to evolution
Artaxiad1217
modicumjones
KillingTheJoke1
Send it to the family
TriSarahtops1228
pizzaslut
Is ifunny the new 9gag yet? Or is it lacking enough suburban 12 year olds?
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When this : http://imgur.com/mV5LIuX is a regular ad for their app, I'd say it's pretty close.
Worpend
I'm currently in a debate with some older folks on Facebook about this meme trying to teach them the internet... It's not going very well...
ItsFRONKENsteen
I was at this hotel 2 weeks before, and walked right by the water with my 11 year old at nine at night looking out at the Magic Kingdom...
ParanoidWithGoodCause
by that point they'd already finished their kid and gone to bed.
bond100
Note that you were with your child. Like a proper parent. In florida
shutard
It's all fun and games until someone loses a child.
GodzillasBFF
/a/T0DXG
thereaverofdarkness
nah, still fun!
IwishIcouldblowmynose
When I was 5, a 3 yr old was taken by a gator that was hiding in a flooded area near the mall. Shit is more common than news reports
curlyfry11
On the plus side, you can always make more!
bond100
Objectively speaking small children/toddlers/infants are not valuable. They're very easily and inexpensively replaced.
bond100
Then it stops being fun and starts being funny.
DrivebyViktum
Uh, still funny. I laughed at this , then looked around nervously.
Gian4MVP
Stand by your laughter. Be brave.
footlongfeet
It's almost as if we, as a society, have always been aware of how dangerous and potentially lethal alligators are.
Captainclickbait
I just thought that was how dogs in Florida looked like
Green0Giant
I mean they haven't changed in millions of years (not including size) so they better be pretty lethal to take on things fromPrehistoricTimes
BaselessRumors
ParanoidWithGoodCause
that can't be since people from the midwest could possibly be expected to have any awareness of the danger.
arctictoool
There are black people in the Midwest too, you know.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
what's that suppose to mean?
arctictoool
I thought the joke was obvious, but I was implying that black people are dangerous.
ZaeMillion
I've always lived my life by the mantra of "Don't fuck with the thing that survived two mass extinctions."
YourWaifuIsTrash
"A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs." –Archer
Green0Giant
And they have killing techniques that are fucking brutal
usersubbordercontrol
Don't change what works.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
What about water bears? They've survived every major mass extinction.
fuckthisstupidusername
Don't fuck with them, the mantra is very simple
JapaneseStudentTadashii
It's also almost as if people who aren't from Florida don't assume every body of water has alligators in it
MimiNuyasaka
That's kind of common knowledge though... Florida is gator country.
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
If only they had a famous university mascot to let people know of the state's alligator presence.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
As someone from Indiana, I'd think swamps had them but not man made whatever at Disney world