Scumbag online applications

Jan 18, 2017 2:21 PM

Literally just had to do this and had this same thought!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is designed to weed out the people who are too lazy to do it. Doing it twice shows dedication and desire to attain the position.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then answer 200 question about nothing . Those are annoying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta get good enough that headhunters call you. Then you dont have to deal with this anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not all that much typing for some of us.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use the indeed app on my phone for this exact reason, fuck re-entering everything every time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Multiple times I've actually just put down refer to attached resume and every single time got a call saying I have to fill them out... Whhhy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They make your enter it twice so their software to weed out applicants works better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, fuck this shit. I'm not even going to bother then.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Had to do this for a job recruiter in Montreal at one point. Never got anything from them. I was almost inclined to just walk out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting laid off and searching like crazy. This is the absolute worst!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me back in May. The trick is doing at least 20 applications a day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am on every site doing exactly that. Hope you found something!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Send your resume in Word format"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a person who is moving and looking for a new job....This sucks monkey balls!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I thought Id "cheat" the system and found an HR employee's email address and sent my app directly there thinking "Oh boy, they

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 will surely notice that Id like address them more directly, maybe that will be a plus."Got a reply that I HAVE TO fill out the online form

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The form is a legal document and that's why they need it filled out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2)This is the same with calling customer service. "Please enter your account number followed by the # sign".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) Hello thank you for calling "insert company" can I get your account number first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're literally just making sure its you so if calls get mixed up it can be handled effectively

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also need to have 5 year experience for this entry level position.

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Worked in HR, the reason is that a resume isn't a legal document. If you lie on your resume about experience you can say that you never (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wrote that resume and claim we forged it and fight termination. By having you fill out an application and sign it, you are attesting that 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you have those skills and then if you don't we can fire you. Its a pure CYA move for businesses (3).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Copy and paste

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"See resume". There's nothing wrong with that.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

They do this so their screening program can screen for certain keywords. If you do this you can lower your chance of employment.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Some forms explicitly say you are not to type that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If employers are picking who they want to invest in via keywords on some online app, I see why we have an employment issue in this country l

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You think?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have put this before and still got the job. I have no time for that bull shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A company has no obligation to you. Making people redo information in another is an easy way to weed out people who don't put in effort.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a fucking job application ffs. I don't bother reading resumes of people who put "yes" to questions with no character limit. Fucking try

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment buried below "wrote java on linked in. I get 2 calls a week with job offers." For those back looking, its all keyword driven now 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2/2 some large org even use software to vet CV's for keywords. That method you got that job 10 years ago may not be effective now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I once had to upload it, send them a copy and fill it out online to apply and fill it out online one more time for employment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do this on purpose to weed out people who aren't serious about the job. It significantly lowers the number of people who apply

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever think it's a filter to weed out those who are too lazy to fill out some online forms?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It provides consistent and sanitary data for the system, and your own format for the manager.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be reasonable if they didn't also ask for a resume.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's for the hiring managers. The systems aren't for you, you want something. The company pays for the ATS and configure to their wants.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After an interviewer made me wait for an hour, he kept on asking me questions on my resume. I snapped and said "It's all right there." 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got the job because I was referred and also because he was so fucking lazy he didn't want to interview anyone else. Horrible boss 2/3

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and got fired for lying about overtime, leaving the office for hours, and using an IT consultant for everything 3/3

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I hate it, even though I know why they do it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

To annoy me?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know about the keyword parsing, but they can do that with my resume also, can't they?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not as easy to scan and get the info. I just wish they'd do one or the other, not have you fill in the form, the require an attachment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh well. Seeing how I'm 46 and have never in my life gotten a job by sending in a resume in reply to a job ad, it's a moot point anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then come to the interview, we'll ask you the same questions the form did.

9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Depends. In my experience it happens more if you are only interviewed by HR and noone from the dept. you'd be

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

working at is there to ask more relevant questions.

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Because we never read the form or your CV.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes this is to test you on your resume and experience

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well yes, we would like to discuss it with you. Also, in most cases we only receive the resume 15 minutes before meeting you. Or in 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some cases we just don't have time to sit and read someones resume before meeting them unfortunately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A little bit yes. Usually the people interviewing are the people you'd be working with. So we're trying to do our jobs AND find a 1/2

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suitable candidate for our team. It can become a tad overwhelming.

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It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't add "work experience" and "schools" again

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"Bad" and "Hard knocks"

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Copy and paste

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately it's for databases, personally... don't save my shit till you hire me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have fourteen unique ASEs, they always make me add them one by one...Then my CDL, then my A/C stuff (609)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'd also be helpful if there were standard form names that allowed autocomplete to transfer your answers across sites.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I bet there's some kind of plug-in for Firefox or Chrome...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can just have all the info open on a word where you copy paste everything?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both can autofill. This is how you can get shipping address fast, because the html input names match , etc.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because that's what employers want: auto-filled applications

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

2) web-form application related story. I got my current job because I used the web form to heavily criticize the design of the web form.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1) When the information is uniform it should be designed for ease of use. Your year of graduation shouldn't change by employer.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They dont give a fuck about us why the fuck should we care about them? Besides conformity and blind obedience is encouraged in the workplace

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And autofilled applications would be a good way to epitomize that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, right? I don't remember the address and phone number to the place I worked at 6 years ago, I don't wanna track that down yet again.

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I used my papa johns account to find the old addresses

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Pizza is knowledge.

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Or they ask for the supervisor, their phone number, and other stuff (all required)... like, seriously?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Six years? Try 20. I applied to work for the local gov't and they wanted my ENTIRE work history. I'm 41 and have been working for 27 years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just grabbing an arbitrary number but I hear you. I've been in the work force 15+ years myself

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Or they ask for the supervisor, their phone number, and other stuff (all required)... like, seriously?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That part makes sense. They're basically references. But for God sake just Google the fucking company name and city you HR dick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One of my last jobs, the company went under. So I love the "can we contact this supervisor?" question. If you can fucking find her, sure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unrelated rant: I don't want to spend 5+ minutes on one application that they're going to spend 15 seconds looking at

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5 minutes? Mine take so long. Been at too many jobs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its like when i walk into interviews and they ask me if i have a copy of my resume, i look at them like "you have it, this isnt the 90s"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You always bring it, it's a matter of being professional. And they likely have a lot of applicants, not going to remember who's who.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

nah, its 100% uneccesary. they usually have it right on their desk when i walk in. only once have i had to pull out my tablet to show it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most of the time they just say that as a test to see if you've brought it. its a throwback question, but irrelevant these tdays

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's a test like you say, shouldn't you try to pass the test?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not really. its a throwaway thing. i interview constantly (freelance/contractor) this is one of the things you can safely ignore

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(also their response is a good way to start gauging them - an interview goes both ways, never forget that)

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