Meanwhile in Florida...

Oct 10, 2016 12:45 AM

BigSecksi

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Kinda sad I moved away a few months ago. I miss the hurricane parties.

Dude with the cup holder came prepared

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'll be $27.38, please paddle around to the first window.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

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Guy in the back is definitely pissing in the water right now

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The water is still healthier than the fast food.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Annnnnd diseases.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

D(r)ive trough

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, can I get uh...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I moved away about a year ago, I feel your pain OP!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was in houston... in my neighborhood

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd do this too, if I wasn't terrified of all the possible gators lurking in those waters.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People doing this only makes it easier for alligators after floods to eat them. It's like Gatorade or something.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are going to be so many consequences to being in that water.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When the diarrhea hits, you just need to drop your shorts. Bidet is included via the flooding.

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Do you want waterborne parasites? Because this is how you get waterborne parasites

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'm not about to change my diet and lifestyle to lose weight, so that'll do.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's poo water anyway, the parasite ship has already sailed

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And in Haiti, this is how you get cholera.

10 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

And leptospirosis

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: you can get diseases even in floods in America. Seriously though don't go into that water high ass chance you'll get something bad

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well not until 2010

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhhh, that water has feces in it. Why are they floating around in it like it's a party?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All bodies of water have feces in it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Because all idiots do this after a flood.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why does the water contain more diseases than the average body of water? Someone science the shit out of me so i understand, please.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was during the louisiana floods

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.... Until the alligators come

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a whataburger. This is from the houston flood a few years ago.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think it is a Jack in a Box

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think wrong, and Greatdaneja thinks correct!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure you're right I eat way too much jack in the box not to recognize that menu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I have an acquaintance who was trying to get her son to evacuate from Daytona, but he wouldn't because he had to work. At a RESTAURANT.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't tell if post-hurricane or normal Florida sewage-tubing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait thats a thing

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Fast food being opened when flooded. No. Rivers and springs having float up food stands. Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hurricane parties, yes. Floating around on shamu floats with beers, yes. Doing drunken cannon balls into the pool to stop flooding, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

The sewers are flooded too... So they are paddling around is sewage.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Big Mac meal with the unmistakable tang of raw sewerage - I'm lovin it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote for Whataburger!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're going to give the gators diabeetus

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"hey can you come in to cover a shift today?" "But....it's flooded...." "you know you're letting your whole team down"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How is that place open? Wouldn't it have flooded inside of someone opened the door to get in? Wouldn't the electronics be ruined?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Shh, let them enjoy this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wat?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Where are the alligators????

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Inside the drive through,where Florida Man threw them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching. Waiting. Licking their gatory chops in bloody anticipation.

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And snakes

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At Wendy's, they prefer redheads.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Everywhere

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck that!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having fun in and surviving Florida. Rule #1 All bodies of water are gator filled.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Floridian can confirm, not even a glass of water is safe.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That water is probably not something you want to spend a lot of time in.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Yeah apart from any health issues there could be some gators or something.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i wouldnt give a shit about the health issues. them gators though! the most frightening animal we have is a harmless snake

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a native born Floridian, I can guarantee that has gators. Good news is it's not dusk/dawn, so less likely to be attacked.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But less likely doesn't mean impossible...

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