My friend got banned from a gift shop

Jul 28, 2020 11:31 PM

dezef

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This reminds me of my first slumber party. Don't fall asleep first!

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Whomever smelt it, dealt it

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Your friend needs to learn how to be more subtle in spreading shenanigans

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For what? Point at assholes?

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Don't kink shame!

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Based

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When in Rome...

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Et tu brute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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He touched the butt

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My username is relevant...

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Everyone point at Biggus Dickus

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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your - OOOoooeeee..."

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It’s like they are in line.

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Oh no, next weekend is going to suck

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Him in the parking lot 2 minutes later

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Up tu, Glute?

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There’s a sculpture room in the Met where you sit on a bench and look around, and all of the statues’ asses are at eye level 360° around you

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This is A NO NO around here

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Roman techno viking figure?

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Caesars Palace?

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Thrust butt hole -Arin Hanson

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This wasn't that weird in ancient Greece

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Michelangelo's David was sculpted a thousand years after the end of ancient Greece and the rest of those are Roman.

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Those are romans

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Et tu, Brute?

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Then cums Caesar.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He didn’t get banned. That never happened.

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Just laugh!

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Did you know most of those blonde jokes never really happened either?

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Shush.

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". . . Nope, I'm a frayed knot." "Look, ropes can't talk, and definitely wouldn't order drinks if they could."

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Never let the truth get in the way of a harmless good story.

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They have pics, by law that means it happened.

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A=B =/= B=A

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What does dancing queen have to do with any of this?

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Tuesday night and the upvotes are low?

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Take a chance on me

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I mean mathematically it does

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You and 11 other people never took logic in math class did ya?

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DON'T BLINK! BLINK AND YOU GET A FINGER UP UR BUTT!

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Oops I blinked!!

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In wrestling, that move is colloquially referred to as an “oil check.” LOL ...

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More like. Don't blink! Blink and you get a finger up ur stink!

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*blinks like I'm sending Morse code*

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“A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!”

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So many fingers

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Perfect reaction gif no caption needed

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