"Pioneer Day" sounds, um, interesting
Blackberry
Rate this translation you son of a bitch
$300 well spent
Cool Kinetic Mural
My weight loss journey
Boss of the Year?
Why is that guy in the background wearing bunny ears?
When someone offers you a mint, it may be for their benefit...
I hate flying Spirit Airline
Someone doesn't understand sarcasm
Home buying in my town right now
When will I learn my lesson?
My wife didn't see the humor in this
Corporations modifying logos and encouraging Social Distancing
In hindsight, maybe wood wasn't the best choice for materials...
“And to each of you, courage,”
Bernie still living his best (after) life
Weeeeee! [Fish, probably]
Had sex? I'll help you. Raped. It's rape.
I've become a mouth breather
Monk to Scribe: Just draw a nice normal letter "M" this time....
What pandemic?
Error. Every. Fucking. Time.
I denounce kick boxing
The Admins looking for mature content
I guess he really was "Bigger than the Beatles"
Haters will say it's fake
I saw this and was like, why is Danny Devito hanging out with a chicken
There's something about Mary
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.” ― Gore Vidal
Mmmmm, candy porn
What about cockpit?
I'm glad I shave my head...
Every. Damn. Time.
Some people prefer breathing bareback
They really jacked this up.
Bro, do you even lift?
The Last Blockbuster
Who is the mastermind of this hotel hack?
Spoiled brat pushes BMW into canal because he wanted a Jaguar
Friendly reminder to always lift with your legs
Confucius say: Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
I'm not leaving this store until they pay me!
Lunartic
It's been 6 mos. since the baby came and she's still not interested in sex
Paycheck Eve Dinner
My dentist's face when I asked if the x-ray was 3.6 roentgens...
Impenetrable defense for a zombie apocalypse
Asshole Level: Expert
Well, that went as expected...
Amazing free throw shooter
The future is now
It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza...
Oh, the horror...
I think he mumbles: Are you fucking kidding me?
Baby sea turtle successfully returned to the wild
Don't drink and drive
Fun for kids of all ages!
She's addicted!