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PEASANTRY
OH BOY I ALWAYS GOLD /s
It's the thought that counts, right?
Let's see if the disc is scratched
PRAISE GABEN
Gaben and Steam and Candy. Perfect
amishpornstar
Gaben! Praise him whose name is Gaben
Enlyten
Clever.
blagon
ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE?
SanAnStrangler
READY AS I CAN BE!
KissfromaBingus
Praise unto thee, Gaben
Iwantedtodownvotefartharder
Note to self: next year sign up for Internet secret Santa
EchoOfSnac
Step 1: Get money.
jaimed
For reals.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
I think a lot of people do this and then don't put much effort into their gifts/hope for good ones D:
TaintedGENE
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
You had me at sour gummy worms and Sour Patch Kids.
ItsaLeiopleurodonCharlie
All I can focus on is the fact that they apparently sell an all berry-flavored pack of sour patch kids...
RealLifeImaginaryGuy
i swear my mouth is watering right now
hx50
Well my Jimmies were rustled, and now sufficiently un-rustled...
innyourendo
Praise Gaben
Nebuchadnezzarthesecond
gaben.tv
Zeeno
HALLELUJAH, GABEN BE PRAISED, MAY THE STEAM SALES LAST 40 DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS, AMEN AMEN MMM HMMMM PRAISE!
Taur622
GabeN be praised.
Widget88
Gaben bless us, every one!
copingcabana
Everyone one and two, but not three.
robertcbain
praise gaben
Deanscream
DirtyToque
Couldn't ask for a better response.
walterpeck
Nothing like being smug for Christmas.
SharkBalls
Good Girl Mom
OrangeCarrot
I bet that that Good Girl is a liar and doesn't even a son!
Kevheadbot
Getting trolled with Trolli Brite Crawlers!
Ratekk
i feel like this joke went over everyone's heads
smileyalyssa
may your frame rates be high and your temperatures cool this holiday OP
MinecraftingVW
#2 That missing apostrophe really rustled my Jimmys.
thescarydude
Wow, did not see that coming, even with the "praise gaben" tag.
metallurgicalscientist
As always...Gaben, have my money
mysteryroach
"What could be inside" "PEASANTRY" you fucker I can't breath
ap1026
lol Peyton Hillis
roach654
God, I haven't heard that name in a while.
robert054321
Thumbnail kinda ruined it.
DukeDark
Madden 12 is garbage even if you enjoy football games. Fuck Madden 12
largefarva99
They all went to shit after 10.
fizzyjellyomnom
I sent mine off today! Now I'm freaking out that its not as good as everybody elses!
jeffgoldblumsayinglifeuhfindsaway
it's amazing, i'm delira! thanks ;D
fizzyjellyomnom
I am so happy you like it! :) Hope you've had an epic Christmas !
comaWill
Gaben be Praised
FreakinSatan
With the sale going on right now you should be able to get like 20 games with those 50 bucks.
TheCowMove
Get Risk of Rain. I think it's $5 or something right now, it's incredible.
JeptonGreen
Hotline Miami.
xdysfunkx
i just got a 9 cent game. Wayyy more than 20 games
Freeloader
Thanks, satan!
DownvoteFairiesWearBoots
Right now you can get every game by Valve for $25, so yeah
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
PRAISE BE TO THE HOLY PROFIT THAT TOLD US OF THIS SALE! (Seriously THANK YOU)
TheAmazingFlyingTapir
I got that bundle... Gmod at this point makes me very happy.
YesImADuck
20? 20?!?!?!? 20?!?!?!??!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He can get so much more than just 20
waffliez
Oh look at that, 500 copies bad rats.
Chaseung
Or 700 copies of GEARCRACK Arena.
UpsetFace
I just flooded my friends list with copies of gearcrack because I had change from previous purchases
ricadam
Ugh, don't remind me. I have no cash..
SenorFunGuns
What's your steam name?
cowlick33
Same. Building my first pc and so i never have any money.
FreakinSatan
I am also poor..... I've been collecting my steam trading cards and selling them though. It's enough to get a game or two for free.
ricadam
how do you do that?
FreakinSatan
Just go into your steam inventory, click on a trading card, and click sell. They only sell for like 6-15 cents and steam gets a cut.
ricadam
who the hell buy these thigns?
TheRealSarah
send me a PM and i'll gift you a game of your choise :)
Jesusberry
seriously?
TheRealSarah
ok.. 1 more, pm me
FreakinSatan
http://imgur.com/qHgxr2e Dudes legit. Really improved a shitty year. Thanks a lot! :D
fogman103
Ooh! Dxhr is amazing!
TheRealSarah
:)
Summonsays
Want a copy of torchlight 2?
Bleualtair
skyrim for 5$ ha..
TohruRokuno
If he limited it to weird indie games he could get 50.
465joe55
I got like 10 games with 20 bucks, so about 25 games if you go deal hunting
LongNameNoCanSay
As opposed to the 3/4 finished console game for $50, amirite?
ToastedEggSandwich
3/4 finished seems pretty generous.
ElysianKing
It amazes me how much effort people have gone to just to make complete strangers happy. Fair play!
galebourn
I once gave a handjob to a complete stranger on Christmas. I'm like Santa Claus or something.
mt06
Last year I sent a secret santa thing to the US from the UK on a student budget, got nothing back. So people dont always make an effort.
NeeDeeAhh
I missed the deadline, but there's always next year! It would've been a nice pick up after my husband and I lost everything..
Daggaroth
spent about 80 dollars on my Reddit Secret Santa. 20 on my imgur SS as he was a lurker with no posts. got fired 2 days after I sent it =(
bustyblonde
same, except im unemployed already
Delta1inc
Don't worry OP Karma will help you out. Just go with it an enjoy your free time. Sale on Ebay and Amazon and do odd or part time jobs (1/2)
Delta1inc
(2/2) in the meantime while you land your real full time job again best of luck.
Daggaroth
Thank you!
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
Damn, what kind of heartless person fires someone right before Christmas?
TheTwoRaptorsYouDidntEvenKnowWereThere
Any business, when you put profits before people you end up with a mess. Look at healthcare, education, laws..etc. Capitalism is ugly.
skellious
Well said.
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Truth has been spoken.
Plantdragon
You say "capitalism". I don't think the word means what you think it means.
skellious
I think it does.
Igolbug
Yeah in my experience most places wait until right after Christmas and then shut down with no warning. At least what is happening to me.
flyingpumpkin
Same thing is happening to me, I only know because they mentioned us closing down on the radio but management have said nothing.
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Igolbug
The warning is "something might happen", there isn't much you can do to plan around that, but you are right I do have a little warning.
Luvvie
Dish Network laid me off on the 14th. Companies don't care anymore.
flyingpumpkin
Depends on the company really and that has always been the case.
Derbicus
I just got fired from my part time job because I put school first.
iriekit
Joke's on them when you're more successful in the end by focusing on what's more important.
flyingpumpkin
Not to be that guy but a workplace does need people to be reliable and if you were neglecting the job then it makes sense.
Derbicus
There was more to it than that though. The school surprised me with a meeting that i wasnt about to miss. So i go someone to cover my shift.
sugar3
=(
laestrella
Aren't companies supposed to give you a few weeks notice before they fire you??? This angers me!
MasterPrime
nope. every state except montana is a right to work state. You can be let go at any time for no reason at all.
sepposeppo
That is really fucked up. In Finland the minimum notice is 14 days by law. If your employment has lasted over 1y it's 1 month. 4y=2m, 8y=4m
StuffedThingsAreStuffed
It is fucked up, but remember that the employee can do the same.
MasterPrime
Yeah. It's an anti-union thing. Honestly I'd move to Finland if it was at all possible to become a citizen.
laestrella
America, what are you doing? Workers need protection. Gosh that is terrible.
MasterPrime
The American economy is built such that you work all day and spend all night. It's all about production and consumption. Not about people.
Ephajim
At first i was like LOL, then i was like PRAISE GABEN.
YouMightGetIdeas
http://gabegaming.com/
TotallyNotATimeLord
Not sure if the LOL was intentional for League but nice pun anwyays
TubbzMcgee
TaintedGENE
love newegg
travypants
Newegg?! I used to work there.
waffliez
Did they actually say this?
TubbzMcgee
Skip to about 2m37s
TubbzMcgee
Yes...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRP8JahixHg&feature=youtu.be&t=2m37s
Brewwling
PRAISE GABEN
Splandido
gaben.tv
Splandido
copypasta into your browser.
Telinius
Gabegaming.com is better (the store in the background is the actual steam store, and is fully functional)
Splandido
Yeah, I like that one, too.
CheekyChild
Now I have all this anger and nowhere to direct it.
SanAnStrangler
Deal with it.
hoffbox
Just flap your wings and shake your head around a bit. It works for ducks.
JerHitchens
Beat some scrubs in the Steam game of your choice.
neomaddog
Study Waterbenders. They will show you how to redirect energies.
JaimeFaireDesCroquettesAuChienLaaLaaaLaaaa
meet Paul at the docks?
Thoraxe123
my name is dan, direct it towards me
Rararawr
aggressive sex?
Faolon
You are on the internet.
MrOriginal
Not a Steve Gaben. Bill Gates? Maybe.
TotallyNotATimeLord
I've heard you can buy lasers but hurry if you live in the US
lolsy
angrily masturbate
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'll take one for the team.
dangerousDoc
Videogames?
Mediveilfighting
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HowlingFang
if you have steam, you probably have 100+ forgotten sale games to distract you.
IceCubesPubes
I had no idea what emotions I was feeling until you perfectly described it like this
HD2composer
Genuine lol
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Why....?
CGriffo124
Because OP was being a dick to begin with at someone who gave them a present, but turned out he was taking us for a ride.
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
Ill be your punching bag. It will be my xmas gift to you @CheekyChild
Banhammer72
Check to see if you god has discounted some old trashy games you can buy and never play, you old hipster you!
kattpappan
Beat your kids
degenerator
Anything can be used as a dildo. Transform your rage into a dildo and pleasure yerself.
The5lacker
Masturbate furiously.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
Angry sex can be fun.
NormalNorman
On your wife I'm kidding.
holecheese
No you're not. Lol.
JakeHawke
Find a picture of Miley Cyrus and hate-fap.
Stadix
PersephoneGoddessOfSpring
H-hhow does that even work?
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
WORKS GREAT WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT/CUTE BUT WITH A TERRIBLE PERSONALITY. YOU HATE THEM, BUT YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM. HATE FUCK.
Cavalish
Fire a weapon at your TV set, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Is this from the Simpsons?
spitefulbitchnuggets
Yes, yes it is
msa011
Anger is what makes America great
tkomaster77
Is that Dwight K. Shrute?
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
Why not both those three? ( '-')
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
(intentional mistake, just in case)
kennypowersMFCEO
i vote threatening letter to Tobey Maguire
DoubleJameson
but he was so good in lord of the rings
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
he was better in harry potter
MarvLevyForPresident
Lol, what did Tobey ever do?
kennypowersMFCEO
you know what he did
ShinyPirate
Jake Gyllenhaal
MagicUpvote
RonaldBilliusWeasley
i was hoping for this to show up +1
WolfgangDeLinks
Either that or its just a photo of Uncle Ben
CmdrNinja
WolfgangDeLinks
Evidently that letter mentioned Uncle Ben
Wakborder517
Or hack North Korea
TheOriginalBigDave
Now THAT'S a Simpsons reference! +1
veritasgear
Like Iggy Azalea?
secularink
That's so hardcore http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8a8a7gZWs1rq3b5ko1_500.gif
Wakborder517
Is that a giant Nazi warrior with a flame throwing chainsaw? I'm going to report you to Anon! They'll show you!
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
So THAT'S where I left my robot!
secularink
It's Hitler! It's Hitler! Don't let him get the robot! http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t222/Celtic_Maiden/gifs/ron-panic.gif
Owlcapwn
RIGHT? i was about to post saying her son is fucking retarded...but he's a genius.
ch3burashka
The elderly. They fuck everything up.
ObeySleepConform
*stands up* I am a console peasant, and you may direct your anger toward me. I will show you no resistance.
CheekyChild
Fuck you, you ignorant fuck!
CheekyChild
Damn that felt good.
skipperinthetoon
anyone else seeing all these secret santa posts and kind of wishing they got involved now?
ToraYasha
I wanted to, but I have no money to join. :<
YouHadMeAtAnyong
I got involved, even spent $20 bucks to ship it there by christmas. I haven't gotten anything yet. I will be really sad if nothing comes
casseroll
i did and i still haven't gotten a gift :/
Kitax
if only i had money...
EveryBodyLovesMe
Next year will be insane. Someone should start organizing it now.
Arkine6
The original guy from this year is planning out an actual hosting site and machine to do the mix and match next year. I saw their comments.
JustGoingToChangeItAnyway
You're somebody. And everybody loves you, so...
EveryBodyLovesMe
You drew my name, and so did you, and you, and you! ...I'd be bad at this. But I'd have so much cool stuff.
ZtZebaztian
I know I'm going to be involved Next year!
AwkwardCheeseStick
*raises hand*
diditforbananas
You're such an awkward cheese stick.
dutchtreat
Hey that was so ru....oh.
INeedAHotChocolate
Time to get involved :D
boredstephanie
when/where was this even organized? D:
Kazzack
this post is from reddit, probably the redditgifts one, but I think some Imgurians were setting one up a while ago
boredsandwich
Oh we almost have the same username... Merry christmas :D And to answer your question there was a post about two weeks ago I think
Hyperhedgehog7
I hate sandwiches.
MLGsandwichmaker
Part of you is inside of me. And by inside of me I mean my username.
GonzaloZorrilla
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ye... the username.
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RegionalDirectorInChargeOfSales
This one, and most of the ones on the front page are coming from the Reddit Secret Santa, not the Imgur one.
boredstephanie
thanks for satisfying my curiosity almost name twin! :D
boredsandwich
No problem :)
BadPornNames
Yeah. I don't have the money but i wanna at least make cool things for my ss.
HeyGrifChupathingy
Yep
MardukRising
Yeah, it would've been kinda cool, but I'm too broke to have actually been able to afford anything for anyone else. Meh. Still nice to see.
Diaphoni
yes and as I've no family to go to this year, I'm pretty much crying at other people's Christmas posts.
Zawnbu
I wanted too really bad, but could barely afford gifts for my fiance and family so....
TalkTardisToMe
Yea. ._.
Spanxxx
I didn't this year, but I did have a good experience last year so I'm not sure why I didn't.
Itsallshitsandgigglesuntilsomeonegigglesandshits
I just didn't get involved because I have no money to get anything. So now I'm moneyless and presentless....
Marrell
I promised myself I'd get involved next year for this same reason.
Itsallshitsandgigglesuntilsomeonegigglesandshits
Same. Good luck!
secretidentitycrisis
That's my New Years resolution. To find time for myself in order to get a job and to participate in this too!
thelonepig
Oh god, my gift is going to be so late. I'M SORRY JILL!!!!
nightaccio129
Mine too! Sudden shift in money delayed mine, won't be able to send it until Friday after Christmas :(
TetraNordeh
I signed up and sent my present, but still haven't received anything. Sad :<
Galdornae
Kinda, but I'm sure they aren't all this cool
SomethingReallyAmusing
I do every year, and always say "Ima do that shite next year. Looks like tons'a'fun!!!" and then never do :( B/c I am lame and stuff.
secretidentitycrisis
Hi lame and stuff. I'm broke and lack time :p
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Hey, thats my name too, I hope we're not related!
Snooj
I got burned in my first online secret santa, but these are all helping me to come to peace with it. Maybe next year.
fwipsy
We should make another secret santa, for latecomers.
MarishkaGinny
YES YES YES. We can call it secret procrastinators. I am so in!
Lastdarkninja
I signed up but never got a reply Dç
Sneckz
Same... I thought that the person meant that because he couldn't reply to messages without stopping from receiving them, we could also send>
Sneckz
emails as a CHOICE, but they meant to only send through email... I think he worded it very weird.
schmerwin
I submitted my info but was never selected. Flashback to Jr high girls basketball.
Arkine6
aw. I'm sure it was just the hundreds of names they had to sort through.
schmerwin
I know :) Def no hard feelings.
itsybitsyspider
I didn't even see it =(
DezTurkish
I don't because I probably wouldn't have had the money to make it happen.
southernlife
I am starting to get worried, I haven't seen a post from my santa nor have I received but I hope my gift arrived.
bwandfwakes
I got involved. I put thought and effort into my gift. The gift I received showed nothing of the sort.
cleverplaydoh
Aww, I'm so sorry.
SendMeUrDD214s
Nope, I don't have the monies
G0alden3y3
had no idea. :(
xfumo
I signed up, gave someone presents, didn't get a reply regarding it, and haven't received one myself. Grass is not always greener, I guess.
cleverplaydoh
Yeah, same here. I'm trying to not be a sour puss about it, but I put in a lot of work!
xfumo
I kinda feel bad cuz I feel like I didn't put in enough work, but I didn't have much of a desc to go on, and there was also no username 1/2
xfumo
attached so I couldn't even stalk their profile to figure out a better gift for them. :/ I really wanted to do something amazing. 2/2
Beeflikerotel
I feel bad cause I haven't gotten around to sending out my gift to my secret santa...
TetraNordeh
>:(
megawackymax
Yes.
boredsandwich
I kind of wish to see all the people who did/do not get anything because I think there must be a lot, don't you?
FiestyFriendFox
I posted but haven't seen it. Also its for the daughter
FiestyFriendFox
I posted but haven't seen it. Also its for the daughter
TetraNordeh
We really do need to start a shit/shame list. Hopefully next year's includes this.
reznorforeverandaday
Indeed.
boredsandwich
But a positive one where all the people who did sent something nice can get a place (2/2)
boredsandwich
That would be an idea although many things could go wrong where the people who sent it are not to blame. So maybe not a negative list (1/2)
TetraNordeh
I think the way Reddit does it, is the people sending the gift have to prove they sent it, by providing the shipping receipt info.
dutchtreat
And hopefully everyone is honest about it...
boredsandwich
Why do you reply to a comment that was written 4 years ago? ?
dutchtreat
Because I just searched "secret santa" tags as I've been having so much fun reading the threads and then realized it was from 2014. DOH.
dutchtreat
Now I search "secret santa 2019" lol
thelonepig
I wish they had just a list of people too frickin broke to buy anything for anyone, and we could just get them stuff.
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salriella
We do that in a subgroup on Facebook :) we collected over $1000 to a family this year. I gave of the little I could and now I'm broke haha
HouseMouseMN
Exactly. 1 Cub or Kroger gift card coming your way!!! I loved it when I would get grocery store gift cards in college!
thelonepig
They'd be like, "I'd love a video game, but damn I'm out of dish soap and cereal."
Marrell
This is me! My mom was like "what do you want for Christmas?" To which I replied "groceries." My loving Momma sent a gift card :)
Marrell
But next month I start a real job at 4x what I make now. I've never been so excited and terrified in my life!
IrilSaffran
Congrats on the new job and the awesome pay! Good luck