Every time a new iPhone comes out, the internet weeds out the Stupids
MRW I find out my Secret Santa gift is at my parents' but I won't be there until Boxing Day
You literally can't lose!
So it's my first cake day
Cocksicle
MRW I eat some questionable grocery store chicken
Secret Santa!
TIL I'm a toddler
MRW my sleeptalking boyfriend says "it's time to get naked" and slaps me in the taco
One great thing about Christmas!
I'm drunk and disappointing
At least I could look at funny pictures on the internet
Found this on my computer and thought you guys might appreciate it
I'm not good with titles