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Nov 9, 2017 10:05 PM
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icookfoodandfightfire
bad dragon makes some high quality dildoes too
meatylegend
pinebirchfog
Horse dildo or not, this is actually a true thing about burn victims, you can permanently lose the pigment-producing cells
zoomist
did the first guy know it was dildo??
BlueHoundZulu
As they say, there is No Cock Like Horse Cock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
creuntusdues
That detail though
definitelynottheguy
thecabagethatjeremyclarksoneatsinS21EO3ofTopGear
stealthkat14
ill never understand these tumblerites who make up shit randomly like that. why would you even think to do that? what do you accomplish?
Suppagappa
A harmless giggle?
bchbum6
How and why did they know this was a horse dong?
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
We went to school. Duh.
BigBearLover
I have one.
PMmeyourboibutts
my boyfriend owns that one.
Madcowdsis
I am struggling to move along or google horse dildo on my phone...
Cereaza
Knew instantly. I should get out more...
FreeHealthCare
I know a horse penis when I see one
rcyannis949
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
ElbowDeepInAHorse
rcyannis949
Stable. Relationship.
SharkMatrix
They make dildos for Horses now? Oh wait...
Type1Boy
And dragons and dolphins and mostly other animals lol
JoannaLovebody
Omg I'm crying
Evenlymade
Vein recognises vein
PauLogic
washyourassdaily
Berserk
DrIvoRobotnik
The good version, too.
morrighan42
Had a friend who called me to ask if the guy she was dating was a closet furry after he sent her to that site. Yes darlin', yes he is.
UnassumingAscotCap
I'mma be real with you, I'm not a furry but bad dragon makes excellent toys with quality material. He might just like it in the butt
ISayIdontLikeSandWhenISeeSand
what the hell
ShootYourGooMyDude
So beautiful
Abracanawbra
So beautiful
SeatedOrb
I know a man who helped popularize this model.
JunglePygmy
How exactly was this guy so sure this was a horse dildo?
ForlornFennec
Reverse image search, or whatever that's properly called?
PhailRaptor
Just think about it, really think hard about it, for a long time...
wlfman
I mean I've literally never seen a dildo in person and I knew what it was immediately, from the thumbnail, even
DwigtSchrude
tumblr. I forgot it existed, surprised it still exists.
TGWolf
Can confirm. Source: I own both a flared and unflared Chance the Stallion :3 I also own a Thor xD
Shitzamboni
Pics or it didn't happen!
PMmeyourboibutts
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
What? No link?
OrkfaellerX
baddragontoys
ginniper
R/baddragon nsfw
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
I love that people actually replied with a link!
MotherofVodka
Also, burn scars don't look like this. Vitiligo does.
cynicalwizard
misterwit
https://imgur.com/ysnCbe0 EHCK!
Calclance
Who could possibly need a horse dildo?
18yearoldBlackDynamite
Fatima
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
To practice for the donkey show
misterwit
https://imgur.com/UkrkCgn *cough*
RoxanneLaWin
JayRicktor
SuperHir0
Dude I've seen meter long dildos fully up some dudes ass. There is a market.
nanyatenyaa
McKrib
A horse
BlueHoundZulu
Because there is no cock like horse cock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
worksafe
horses.
Veggisaurus
Horses go through dry spells too...
MrPredator
thecloverlord
This isn't my sword.
trs451
Your mum for starters
Commory
Catherine the great?
NachoIskerka
...bravo.
WithaChainedHorseDick
That's a question I will never want to know or seek yo find out, peace oot
IJustLikeToArgue
For when you're brave enough.
squintish
Your mom. I'm sorry. I had to do that. I'll show myself out.
MisterGiffen
A horse?
CottonTheClown
Fuck I need one for display if nothing else
hokieface
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
Right, I mean who doesn't already have one?
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
Lonely horses
TedRob
Sarah Jessica parker?
missbelled
me...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Centaurs
alpacasaurusrex
Horse enthusiasts. Also, bronies, the cringey kind.
PatriotBear556x45Nato
Proxy Paige
zoomist
uh females horses?
nanyatenyaa
Whorses.
DoodWolf
Jerilynn
DoodWolf
u can thank me later
iMalinowski
Song related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
furrydumpsterfire
dogfavoriter
Horses have needs too, you know...
exitparadise
Slutty mares.
nanyatenyaa
Do you mean to say a whorse?
exitparadise
+1
NotAMultiTool
A horse
seemill
Of course, of course!
buttpunch13
Better question, who made the mold for a horse dildo?
NerdN1
If there is demand and money to be made the invisible hand of the market will find a way to fuck you.
IamJustinSane
Guy named Dave.
cyno01
Its important to have a job that makes a difference.
SumDumFox
They're hand-crafted in wax first while using references.
ZebraCockSandwich
if my job was to carve dildo molds I would love it cause i'd go to work and giggle all day. bonus if anyone ever asks "so what do you do?"
Ifoundthething
Black Widow?
Ringshadow
Loki?
teakasaurus
SmolTenk
https://imgur.com/TbE7qUE
VigorousButtstuff
So you're saying you need a horse dildo.... ON THE MOOOOOOOON?
TheRealTR8R
...Yes?
VigorousButtstuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
SmolTenk
Aww, thats nice. Hey, can I get you some fruit? Like, uh, DO YOU LIKE BANANS?
misterwit
https://imgur.com/3Zmponh This comment is heretical and must be purged, exterminatus inbound. Glory to the Empress.
Fuzdc4
Sarcasticbombastic
You son of a bitch.
Laimbrane
Best use of this gif.
TheBlackKnightRider
Are you asking for a friend? cos it sure looks like it.
synysterlove
Could have saved Mr Hands some trouble
SherMattLockSmith
Oh honey....
UnhipDruid
Are you a furry?
SherMattLockSmith
No.
UnhipDruid
Aww
SometimesISayDumbShit
People who like horse dildos maybe?
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
What if I told you, that that isn't really THAT big?
Shitzamboni
I dunno about that.. you can get fucking huge flared Chance models from Bad Dragon.
dogfrost9
That was a lot of thats in that sentence.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Well you've got a lot of that space to fill.
awwwwwwww
No more than your sentence.
dogfrost9
I know that. That was the joke.
PoopTransfer
A horse?
YouCheckedTheUsernameDidntYou
fingobaggins
Username checks out
SarminBandit
I am intrigued, yet intimidated
Calclance
https://imgur.com/ZwVOFTq
intashu
Damn... I checked your username. IF YOUR READING THIS DON'T LOOK! STOP! NO! WHY DID YOU LOOK??
FuzzyNutSak
Username REALLY really applies!
SmolTenk
Name fucking applies. well played.
FuzzyNutSak
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flamingflamingo
As someone who once dated a gay furry, oh my god, don't even get me started.
Fawndler
As a gay furry dating a gay furry. I wish I had lots of fun toys
oopsie365
XavierWolf
Please do...
Birate
Seconded. Please... enlighten us.
notHereToCirclejerk
ItIsStillWater
It's not about need it's about want
Smayds
Exactly. Nobody NEEDS a horse dildo. Just like nobody NEEDS a 60-inch plasma TV. But I am the proud owner of one of these two things.
RULESOFNATURE
The dildo?
ThatTransformersDude
Why not own both?
AbsolutIceland
TV prices have really come down the past few years, you should take another look at the options available.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
So you own a horse dildo and a 65 inch TV?
IamNOTatomato12
No, he owns a horse Tv and a 65 inch dildo
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
He is very ashamed of the TV