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Jan 31, 2015 1:20 AM
lifebythedrop
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misanthrope304
catered by JimmyJohns?
MongoloidFARTexplosion
I'm fully clothed AND under a duvet.
shaftinferno
How about you and I get fully unclothed and under that duvet?
lurkerindisguise
smooth
PitagorasMeawMeaw
You missed everyone telling weird shit to ruffcats
OrangeCarrot
It's also missing the companies/sponsors: Jimmy John's, Domino, the toaster company, pornhub...
TheLastUnicornImAliiiive
TIL today: razor1000 is bald
TheLastUnicornImAliiiive
Absolutely thought it was Things I Learned (TIL)
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[deleted]
CrimeBrulee
KRUM!
darkdisciple
How did this of all things not make it out of usersub?
qussow
10000*
plusoneforyou
i never get how people can leave out a zero!! he should just be nicknamed razor10k
fatrustyfarts
Missing an 0
helagos
Missing "an" zero? Really? You're going to correct someone and make a mistake yourself?
LMNOParis
Probably thought of it as 'oh'. I could be wrong. I'm wrong often.
FoxyEllie
nah, this guy just always upvotes "as"
MrExciting
I love slightly misunderstood acronyms. They remind me of a more innocent time. I'm guessing safeatlast thought it meant Thing I Learned 1/2
MrExciting
- which is pretty reasonable considering that some of the grammar cavemen around here always follow it with a colon.
Robofeinix
I always up vote bald.
OperatorError
http://imgur.com/user/OperatorError/ - Get voting.
FieldDay
Today I learned today? You need one of those lists of imgur acronyms. Anybody got one for what'shisface over here?
TheLastUnicornImAliiiive
Easy now, honest mistake. Don't have a....fielday...with it. Muhahahaha
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
itsbees
could also be "Things I learned"
ChefG0ldblum
MRW when he uses TIL today
imnotgoingtodebateyoujerry
The system is down! The system is down!
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
Doo DOOT da doo da da
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
Ba da DUM, bum
Widget88
"Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go!"
CausticSoda
Always update Boondock Saints!
Widget88
That's cool, but I really wish you would just upvote me instead...
Imslightlyattractedtodisneycharacters
I didn't know @kylecorn was Mr Fijiwiji
spriteicus
Personal thing for me. Always upvote Monstercat references :P
sugar3
Shia Lebouf
CarlSaganPlsComeBack
Shia SURPRISE
EB109
Average Tuesday night for shoa lebouf
slagath0r
You, you luminous magical firefly
louster
... gotta make me a dickbutt suit.
CrispyWorm
Sarah is incredibly fine
wambu
As a naked man sitting in front of his computer, I can confirm this.
mmgamoio
That's the smallest piece of pizza ever and that's sad.
syhnner
It was so small i didnt notice it till i saw your comment...i hope he already ate the rest of the pie
OGFZ
It is symbolism for the size of his penis
favoriteandforget
#TeamToaster
slagath0r
Excuse me important question, are we assuming @TheBOULDER 's appearance or is he really this hot?
TheBOULDER
slagath0r
DAMN SON
txmount
Pictures of TheBOULDER exist. He really is that hot.
slagath0r
oh and can we maybe... see said pictures somewhere? I'm asking for an... imgur collage i'm making
LordLittlepants
Why is he famous?
txmount
He's famous for... being famous on.. Imgur? Look up the username and check some of his old content.
LordLittlepants
Ok, I will. Just like Paris Hilton is famous :P
Pizzaface4372
god I HATE when people make Internet jokes in real life
Nirak
I was wondering who I'd relate with the most, then I saw me in the last panel. Until then I was the dickbutt guy.
TinySupreme
Lmao. I lost my shit at kylecorn.
told4disht
I wish I could upvote twice
whatseventhepointt
No no the fuck your life translates great.
Mykel58
Who has 3 outlets like that in a row?
Magpiebones
I have five in livingroom, and three in bedroom. 1-2 in row on hallways and stuff.
OperatorError
MY primary objection is the fact that I am not listed as one of the 'celebrities". I'm internet famous, dammit!
yourfathersmelledofelderberries
https://33.media.tumblr.com/636b68a3277bab8eb5aa8284f85e5c6c/tumblr_mxi1hn2WEq1sewcjpo2_400.gif
OperatorError
You didn't have to vote for me. I just happened.
shiptheshiptheflipship
Who are you?
OperatorError
OperatorError: the guy that makes insanity wolf cringe.
blitherypoop
One of the photos in your profile bares a passing resemblance to the last panel.
OperatorError
Which, the nude? I have full-frontals that are posted elsewhere.
blitherypoop
...that wasn't an error. It was a weak pun.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I have more points than PeanutBuddha & been here 2 years, but people still know IrrelevantGifs or MisleadingInformation over me.
OperatorError
*huggle* I think you're pretty awesome.
twostepsfromlost
I think I've seen your name before. It's not as eye catching as ShamrockFury or Peanut Buddha. Maybe try a new name?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
While I can appreciate the sentiment, if I changed my name the people that do recognize me no longer would
SanAnStrangler
Psst... the points don't matter...
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
In not saying they do, just pointing out how stupid novelty accounts garner more attention than legitimate comments, mine or others.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
*I'm
SanAnStrangler
It's a sad fact of life.
TheBOULDER
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Well... TheBOULDER presents me with another surprisingly well suited gif.
OperatorError
Any bigger, and I wouldn't fit my trousers.
TheBOULDER
Then The BOULDER urges you to stop shopping in the kids section, son
OperatorError
I've had a judge ban me from purchasing sweats and warm-ups suits.
WarJesus420
......why?
tibris
if I showed up with my identical twin, which one of us would be called repost?
SlightlyNormal
Ah imgur, still pretending that @kylecorn is not an attention whore but legitimately wants to avoid attention..
dwkindig
What is your beef with kylecorn
AegonTheBastardTargaryen
imgur con gotta say id go
AegonTheBastardTargaryen
of course its during the time im on vacation with my family
DarkDragon2344
I'm pretty sure I don't want to meet you people in real life
RayJames
Being colorblind, that was an adventure.
WalterMatthau
Why has no one built a DickButt costume yet?
RoundThreeFIGHT
Can someone link me to the Danquan/toaster saga? My husband didn't understand the reference and I dont think I can do the story justice
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RoundThreeFIGHT
What a gentleman :)
notmicrowavesafe
As an extrovert on this site... BRACE YOURSELF FOR EXTROVERSION AND PEOPLE TAKING INTEREST IN WHAT YOU DO
Domotov
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Whaaley
As one of a dozen here, hello! And at imgurcon I'd chat with everyone until you're all very uncomfortable. I'm charming like that.
psnivy
That sounds so...scary! D:
lurkerindisguise
Regarding your username, are you bender ? :p
notmicrowavesafe
No, just what I saw on the bottom of a plate.
TheWayADrillWorks
It BUURRNSS USSSS
TaylorTheTerror
Tricksy extrovertses..
marquettegoldeneagles
Love this gif!
TheNerdyNaturalist
As a fellow extrovert, Hi what's up?
Migole
I'm an introvert that still likes social interaction (just not 24/7). Can I join?
notmicrowavesafe
As long as you're not a douche, I don't see why not :D
thingsdontgolikethat
As an introvert, extroverts are my drug of choice.
notmicrowavesafe
You're my type of introvert, now let's go find others like you to get you to lose composure and nerd out without guilt!
NeverNonplussed
Yes! I will burn out fast but those glorious hours holding your coattails as we rampage through the city... or go to the mall, whatevs.
Lluminair
Omg. I thought I was the only one who loves this and never quite had a way to descibe it.
ncozy
As an introvert. Going out with my very extroverted friends and just riding their coat tails all night is my kind of going out
memolly
Do you have to be naked?
ImNakedRightNow
Yes.
thran87
YEPP!
fifidarlingf
Yes
TheLastUnicornImAliiiive
...Are you not?
Liyannee
Yes, don't forget to bring lube... for science!
mhRobo
One of Us.. One of Us.. One of Us!
ThelateDentArthurDent
Pssh, you sound just like my tennis instructor.
bradthegeek
Lack of pants is not optional
intthemainvoid
Yes
hathorlover
yes
flackfaced
*thinks this is weird requirements... Realizes I am naked*
norsecelt
I am.
psychedel0s
Yes.
HappinessIsaColdPint
Only when I'm poopin n' browsin before showerin.
qussow
Because this is how you get naked!
jamorox75
why would'n't you be?
UnreliableBacon
yup
ZombiHugs
I don't know why you wouldn't be.
Mythicalllama
I dont know about you but i am;)
GoDDstopper
Is that not how we're supposed to cruise Imgur? My chick lied to me....nice.
Zer0th
It makes things easier... well some things, not everything... like job interviews. Trust me, don't do them naked.
HawasKaPujari
I suppose that is a rhetoric question?
fen4
If you have to ask...
bradthegeek
Lack of pants is not optional
raspymorten
...You aren't?...Weirdo
twentyfiveandone
...Are you not?
Virus322
No, but you don't have to NOT be naked.
ironmansdildo
I am always naked
Crumblebum
Excuse me, I'm wearing socks
Isleepwithamagicblankie
I am currently naked you are doing it wrong
Flashback0180
always upvote as
Daginna
...Are you not?
Dispari
Wait, there's another way?
NotACanadian
We never wear clothes anymore, so lock the door, and browse Imgur today!
kilroyishere
I've been doing this wrong for a while... shit
ootchang
Hey, do you wanna do this quick, or do you wanna do this right?
son0fgrim
yep.
Wulfgang77
Well duhh. It's a requirement.
LicensedToChill
I mean I'm not going to try and force a standard but I'm not not naked right now
GetOffMyLawnYa
Newbie!
jebascho
Yeah. Me too. *double high five*
acertainjenesaisquoi
...Are you not?
memolly
I'm worried about answering incorrectly and looking uncool in front of all my imgur friends.
blainetog
LANNAAAAA!
ZacMuerte
he's NOT naked? what a freak! EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH!
cmfler
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/5a/5a8a0c12a4479f95b5e26ab6bf6a03b0c842af356b5506ffc59138be4872361b.jpg
theLorknessMonster
I'm sorry we don't all live in the tropics. Damn....
acertainjenesaisquoi
I live in England. North West England at the very moment. 54° North, to be imprecise. Hardly tropical dear boy.
blackguard89
OH SHIT! WE'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG FOR YEARS! EVERYONE! GET NAKED NOW!
acertainjenesaisquoi
This is a stance I can get behind.
queryable
Can't help but read this in the voice of Archer.
kattwinkel
The voice of H. Jon Benjamin*
driferso227
Bob Belcher*
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Suddenly I noticed the lack of alcohol in my blood.
devarian
didn't even have to think about it, as i read it, i realized it was archer saying it in my head.
lordofthedice
If you had not already said it, I would have. Have an upvote.
ThatIsPunny
Is it still a protocol if I have people in my house?
botosai2001
Browse imgur in the tub? /shrug
QuadrilateralEnix
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Yes. If they don't join you in naked internet browsing, judge them.
nation543
there are exceptions. e.g. are you a hot girl? where in the house are they, in comparison to you?
LiquidPoo
"Oh look at me!I have guests and friends and shit! I'm never a lone on a Friday crying myself to sleep."
ThatIsPunny
Orrr parents. On a side note, you can never be alone while you're on imgur.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Maybe he meant roommates, or hostages.
TheBOULDER
Affirmative. And now, The BOULDER's picturing you all...
AnActualTsundere
Saxton HAAAAAAAALE
klubai4
Ya know.. it's gotten to the point that I have to actually THINK to remember the name of that celebrity with a name similar to yours.
klubai4
It's like "TheBOULDER" has managed to get stuck to the front of my thought process instead of "The Rock".
VaultGirl101
This pleases me.
Twenty3Skidoo
I'm okay with this.
SuckItBlue
As long as it's @TheBOULDER, I'm fine with it, too.
cornedbeefhash
Me toooooo ;)
HungryPumpkn
*Tries to think of witty Saxton Hale joke* Hey guys, more like Saxton FAIL! Am I right? Guys? Hello...? Anyone...?
klubai4
Pants on head is allowed.
TheThirstyMoose
Did you even read the Terms and Conditions?
impoverishedWASP
I don't think you have to, but it's damn accurate. Source: I'm not wearing pants.
iusedtodream
YES YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED! it's part of the imgur terms & conditions.
DaMotorBoater
Does a confession bear shit in the streets?
memolly
steveosaur
No, you get to be naked.
picklejuices
Do you have to not be?
myfoodisproblematic
I get cold easily. Does 'naked, wrapped in a blanket with socks' count?
Nandabun
I do.
lifebythedrop
Yeah.
WallCrawlerArt
Pictures or it didn't happen.
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
I like your butt, OP.
TastyBrainMeats
I am vaguely disappointed that that was SFW.
graehall
Haha, nailed it.
memolly
Perfect GIF use = checkmate. Can I keep my socks on? Is that gonna get weird?
EmotiveElcor
(Relieved) It took a full 30sec for that to load. I debated the wisdom of allowing it to do so the entire time.
ArchangelsBlade
I like you.
EmotiveElcor
(Happily) Thank you, Mighty Warrior!
mtrain85
No...but it helps
Blakematic
Always
CrazyZonie
How can you not be?
OP1KNOP
I'm always naked
OP1KNOP
Underneath my clothes
Lorithias
was checking imgur just before my shower .. I'm naked too .. ><
vokseli
I'm naked under my clothes. Does that count?
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
considering most user sub most popular is half naked girls, im guessing so.
ineedbeermoney
Is that even a question?
HiImMrMeeseeks
Are you not??
MiloCoatedBanana
I'm always naked when I'm home.
ladimang
Same.
Daealis
You mean you don't want to be naked when there's an opportunity? You must live somewhere as cold as me.
memolly
Sometimes Canada is cold. Sometimes Canada is hot :)
stuffmewithyourpepperidgefams
YALE!!
swaptrick
Thought that was a prereq
NakedAssassin
That's how the pros do it. And me.
ChrisDaPatriot
Funnily enough...
LoneDirewolf
@TheBOULDER
StackedInaTuxedo
literal gif is literal
yallgotanymoredankmemes
No, he boulder
RandomPanda3
Boulder? He barely knew her!
jasongee57
Ya gonna die Chahley
TheBOULDER
drunz
Efreeti
Mang is that some Bryan Fury and Paul Phoenix?
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER is pleased by such OC, OP, and would gladly sign/pose for all photos. Also, @kylecorn:
MathSalts
What's your Bench / Squat / Deadlift? (Asking the important questions)
TheBOULDER
Yes.
MathSalts
F#@$#%& ! ! !. . . Follow-up question: DYEL?
TheBOULDER
Affirmative. The BOULDER wonders why you had to censor yourself--is your mom watching you on the internet over your shoulder?
MathSalts
Confirmed, worried that the BOULDER is my mom. Do not want to run risk of early bed-time
friesandkittens
holy shit that gif is cute af
TheBOULDER
Not unlike yourself ;)
theblackcanaryyy
I'm really only upvoting for the gif
10thDr
yo I'm like straight tipsy and the thought of you like legit watching out for your bro KC made me get teary. makes me think of @9thDr <3 :)
TheBOULDER
f00f1ghter
More like http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1375721/monkey-smells-finger-o.gif
buckystaco
I genuinely laughed xD
f00f1ghter
Well with a name like that...
Kalooki
THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE
xBurrito
I actually shouted that at work just now was all "ha!! How cute!!!"
GSSubmarine
What happened with him?
LeftCollectionBlueBird
I'm going to write fanfics about this.
TheBOULDER
Just make sure to link The BOULDER so he can read them.
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
I thought rocks were hard and cold but damn man, you're fluffy and warm.
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER may have a heart, but it is not of stone.
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
More like magma :)
BOOMelephantnutsBADDUMBUM
KYLE AND THE BOULDER SITTIN IN A TREE! F I N G E R I N G!
slyshand
I always read this in TheBOULDER's voice...
DasaniRollinTheyHatin
There he is the person of the hour!
TheBOULDER
AntSantarelli
He arrives!
Ineedalife
This is perfect.
kurastwolf
Breaking my heart, TheBOULDER. I thought we was friends cause you're always so gniess.
TheBOULDER
Can The BOULDER not have more than one friend, son?
kurastwolf
Yea but I am inherently greedy. Also, weren't you a Packers fan? Or was it Brewers.
TheBOULDER
Packers...
kurastwolf
I'm a Seahawks guy, was a fun game. However, I'm rooting for the Packers otherwise due to Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. See y'all next year!
Cerinna
Ow wow that brought a tear to my eye.
NoodleyDragon
Raiden777
Please notice me, Boulder senpai.
GrouchyMarx
Raiden777
*cries*
SoothsayeroftheDark
I think the imgurcon would be a fucking holocaust. Not really but y'know, an awkwardcaust.
WackyPaki
Or a hollowcaust
stimelstomo
That confession bear guy with a happy life an a GF an shit would probably have fun
SoothsayeroftheDark
Not really because everyone would stay at home.
TheRealRhodry
I'd check out the recap on Imgur, then probably click next without upvoting it because I lurk more often than not.
notmicrowavesafe
Eh, we're not all bad. The dozen or so extrovertive ones of us will try to get y'all to have fun.
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
How is that not bad? Leave me alone.
SoothsayeroftheDark
There are two words that will get me to attend. Free bar.
WarJesus420
I'll bring some drugs?
notmicrowavesafe
I'll bring a flask.