Typed "how to get upvotes" into Google... not sure if disappoint.
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AntiFa/BlackBloc - How they see themselves Vs. Reality
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If you operate like this blue person...
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And they are enthusiastic as all hell
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Oh shit, what have I done now?
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Shoulder chickens?
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Wait, this is a cosplay, now?
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When you work in a the trades...
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I.... what?
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The bitter truth
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It got worse.
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I... no, it is still better than Twilight.
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I only just discovered this tonight
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Who remembers the Dysfunctional Family Circus?
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*lighting a smoke*
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MRW when LNI leaks out into "normal" IMGUR
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*thud*
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When I realize that EVERY time I make a well-voted comment, it's illegal, immoral, impossible or just plain wrong
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Safe, sane, consensual... or it once was.
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Nope. Nopenopenope. So much nope.
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Step up and demonstrate your beardliness. Let the ladies swoon, and the men tremble with envy.
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I believe the gentleman has something he'd like to say.
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There just ain't enough Blazing Saddles around here
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LNI, you have been summoned.
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The reason why every gets mad about 'feminism'?
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Sir, this isn't Aisle 15.
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Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
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MRW Imgur tells me that I'm responding too quickly... every time I responding
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Pardon, miss?
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MFW when I have top comment on 2 UserSub posts involving buttsex
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Not my proudest erection...
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An interesting read...
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I cannot explain how happy this makes me.
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Not the smoothest pick-up line, but it'll do, in a pinch.
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Apparently, my specialty around here is 'risque commentary'...
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Math + Girls = upvotes, apparently.
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