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Ron was probably their guinea pig many times
Nov 6, 2014 4:02 PM
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mynameisnotalice
Plus, nipple pinching.
azarlea
Aaah phoenixfire, I can always rely on you for a punch in the feels.
bababazinga
Harry Potter and New Girl?? :3 https://38.media.tumblr.com/130084b968c9a5857aa8de77f30a4d48/tumblr_n4lnqhacKK1rvdh8no1_500.gif
MrAsianGuy90
http://imgur.com/4D4oh0X
Bitterkandy
The only time Fred and George saw each other old was when they tried to enter the Goblet of Fire. ;n;
Peppermintpatty
I laughed then I cried
Poopaloupe
anyone with an older brother knows
ImHappyToBeHere
Still sad!
marquisdechocula
WAKE UP RONALD THERE'S A LIT CANDLE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
DefinitelyNotPutin
To soon
ElecTech
Why can I not stop picturing the line ...at least he'll never have that problem again... on the Kermit sipping tea meme?
CourtneyTynes
17Dragons
Good ol' Wallenby!
IdontshaveforSherlock
Silverstream94
TIL I need a douchebag jat
IdontshaveforSherlock
I'm not sure what a jat is, but a jar would suffice.
Silverstream94
lol how did I not notice that?
mxzeal
GRIZtheninja
Looks like she is sneezing on him in the first gif. lol
fruttini
Started a happy clap ....*scroll* ......damn you.
friskypanda13
Too soon
chihotspot
It will always be too soon, never getting over that :(
ifiknewwhattoputidputitherebutidontsoiwont
it will always be too soon
TheTagg
I have been reading this over and over and over again. I dont understand who the douchebag is... Have i missed something?
spikytortoise
The twins can never experiment on Ron again because one of them is dead. The guy who pointed this out is a douche because he is.
Spanxxx
I was nearly 30 before I could stand around and talk to people without standing where my nuts weren't covered or I could deflect attack.
Zer0th
I wouldn't mind being woken up by Emma Watson this way.
Pawprintjj
There's no need for the words "this way."
elizabeth97
I flinch every time I make a snarky comment because my mom always flicks me whenever I do
awkwardmomentisawkward
New Girl Douchebag jar?
eedathinks
That's probably the most unnecessary gif I've ever seen.
agalzoff
New Girl Douchebag jar
evenlessoriginalthanthat
youths!
ExplodingTacos
YES! Shmidt's jar really
SilaBen
yep
genesic
Damnit! I can't find my driving moccasins ANYWHERE!
Zewzur
Snape disapproves of anyone who cries at this http://media.tumblr.com/a9e1680119c96832efcf5301d3568c93/tumblr_mgjihakFvH1riiw1do1_500.gif
PurveyorOfInsanity
Commenting for later use. I have friends who need to be told this.
RedEyesWhiteSwaggin
"ALWAYS"
beeratius
http://media2.giphy.com/media/c7i4SYsI1MkeY/200.gif
HogwartsAlumnus
It is my wish that Alan Rickman come to my wedding when I get married. God that would be amazing.
KarelGott
Yeah? http://i936.photobucket.com/albums/ad209/sMiLeSoMy/Gifs/image30.gif
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
buuuuuurrnnn
Lierofox
Harry: :D "HEEEENNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGKKKKKKK"
Dettamuley06
I sprint up the stairs because my older brother used to trip me from behind.
NoBeardTheIrate
Same, also i eat super fast i guess to get seconds or get the best thing first (despite being the last out of 4 kids to live here)
BreadyStinellis
I don't like having blankets over my head. My brother used to throw a blanket on me and wrestle me. He sat on me. He was 260lbs. I was 100.
AskingTheRealQuestions
I'm 22 and I still get the chills everytime someone walk behind me. Thanks big bro.
ObliviousVirgin
I developed a fear of heights because my dad used to pretend to shove me off ladders/rooftops/etc. No siblings, so he was the sibling. ._.
WhoYouCallingPinhead
As the oldest of three boys, I still do that to my youngest brother
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
As nice person: You're a dick and everyone who does that is a dick.
Slepnair
pinhead
theinternetistooweirdforme
As a younger brother, sincerely, fuck you.
Pojiy
As the younger brother, know that we grow up. My first might have been broken, but his nose will never be straight again.
Pojiy
fist*
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
The monsters and ghosts used to trip me -- thats why i still run up the stairs
DrasticMatt
You da real mvp.. of the stairs.. I don't know where i was going with this
daffodillas
My sister would tackle me. I still sprint even though she moved away.
RogueDoge
I walk kind of sideways up the stairs when people are behind me because my ex used to do the salmon maneuver
hollypop
My sister used to goose me - I have to sprint and clench at the same time
Dumbstatz
Goose?
opcrystal
Grab-ass
Dumbstatz
ohhhh thank you!
Flyndaran
I'm older, and technically killed my brother when we were toddlers. My uncle knew CPR. Bro's now on his way to becoming a navy captain.
Minibits14
More of this story please
ParsleySage
Don't you mean "look me in the ear"?
IdontshaveforSherlock
MeSoMerry
A whole world of ear-related humor, and you choose "I'm holey
DancingPanther
Hermione and Ron fight like a married couple.
quisuisjeouvaisjedansquelleetagere
SPOILER ! How rude...
dootdootfloop
funny that
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
And then they fight as a married couple.
NotSoSmartAlek
I still think they were wrong for each other. And Ginny was wrong for Harry, from what we saw of her. We really didn't see her grow.
FlayTheGrayZones
I was sort of rooting for Harry and Luna. Am I the only one?
acoconutladenswallow
Nope, Neville and Luna all the way. *sighs*
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
I actually really liked the Ginny x Harry coupling. And a Hermione x Harry couple would've probably made me stop reading it.
NotSoSmartAlek
diff'rent strokes.
EulaliaSaxons
From what you "saw" of her? If you're going by the movies, it's an unfair comparison. She was badass in the books
NotSoSmartAlek
I'm going by both. and are you referring to the bat bogey hex?
whade
"No Fred, not the nipple torture again"
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
go ahead and put a 5 spot in there, dick
GoronsRock
found the brit
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
...im from NJ
GoronsRock
lmao shit
Zewzur
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/10/Hermione-Granger-Gif.gif
PappyGeeno
You heard em @dick
PappyGeeno
It is so sad to think that he had this amazing name and never uses his profile...@sarah, can I have that username?
tatches
A galleon.
imamermaidgangleader
now it makes sense.
CheesyBits
As the youngest of 4 boys, yes. We have a ton of reactions like that. Sometimes I wake up next to my gf and flinch bc its ingrained
LiRivera
I'm a middle child and I have these same reactions because of my younger sib.
dohrmiester39
As the younger brother I can't have people behind me on stairs because I'm afraid they'll grab my feet and trip me.
SpecialAgentSkeletor
Yeah, my sister pushed my younger brother down the stairs once. Once we realized he wasn't hurt (badly) it was hilarious. I'm going to hell.
ThaiMaiShu
My brother would randomly hit me all the time. To this day I still flinch when he walks by...
Secsletariat
Eldest of 3. I'm just severely paranoid. Can't sleep proper if the door isn't locked and barricaded.
Secsletariat
Share an unlocked room when back from Uni and I just can't take it. Feels too insecure. I'm not a vet, it's not PTSD, I just don't like it.
HeyFreckleFace
Youngest girl. 27 and I still flinch at absolutely everything.
CaptainBlockedPunt
Oldest of three. I'm actually really ashamed that I can't go to genuinely pat my brother on the back without him flinching.
SectorZZ9pluralZAlpha
I'm the oldest (2 younger sisters) and for some reason if someone wakes me I bring both fists up. I've swung a couple times too...
notlouise
I do that too! Eldest of 2, I once swung and punched my sister in the tits when she woke me up early on Christmas morning. :)
qussow
There was a period in my younger brother's life when he would try to bite whoever woke him. It lasted well into adulthood.
clawbla
As the youngest of 4, I used to be tied to trees and poles then left there. It happened so much that I could untie myself within 1 minute
sandiegosd
it's wat?
RoyalSwish
And then you realise you can put your dick in her and it's all good.
CheesyBits
Nothing better than fear sex!
washuu
Wake up thinking I'm drowning with any dreams that involve water since my mother would pour water on my face to wake me up.
YouMightGetIdeas
i'm the elder and fell like I missed out on ruining my sisters' chilldhood.
AGGRESSIVLYPATRIOTICUSERNAME
As the older brother, at once I'm sorry, but I know I'll never stop throwing batteries at my younger brother.
Sarius121
As another perspective - I'm oldest of five. If I wake up to the sound of voices, I'm immediately suspicious.
ACowAsWhiteAsMilkACapeAsRedAsBloodASlipperAsPureAsGold
As the only boy in a four-child family (where I'm the baby) I was the shithead that everyone flinched from.
totallyofficialdalton
Youngest of 5, I was a make-up model and a punching bag
Reelian
youngest with 2 brothers and a sister, sisters are worse, mine gave me a concussion once....
Hellboundclown
As the only male in a house of three older sisters.. yeah.. me too...
YaMomsPantyDropper
As an only girl with 3 brothers we shouldve switched.
Bourbontastic
Did the make up cover the bruises?
LetTheJimmiesRustle
Nice.