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Jan 18, 2017 1:37 PM
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DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
RothChizzle
Your wife sounds like fun. Everyone tells me she is.
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
wife her
mricowboy
Pics or didn't happen
Delta2279
UncleScrotum
Wife her again...
iamthisguy247
Wait I've seen this confession *reads username* oh you are just a whore all day.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Yeah, we damn well can't complain about it - everyone can freely read the username before voting ;D
iamthisguy247
TBH, imho making it his username doesn't make it okay.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Oh lol I meant to say can't complain about the post being on FP, hence the whole read username before voting thing... brainfart
Whisperyname
That's hot.
Lash2828
Valkyr909
thelostg
Funny + 1
bestnameever123
cheezeweazel
amoth
no she didn't
blueknot
She saw the opportunity and went for it. No regrets.
stupder
I very much enjoyed getting a little milk when I sucked on my wife's milk fountains durning she. Honest, tastes so good
WaffleStompingIsAWayOfLife
What does it actually taste like? (Asking for a friend)
Mcscrottyballs
Dear god....
DillonGriswold
That's my fetish
TellMeWhereTheFreaksAt
Pearl necklace ??
Pawnderlust
That's what it's called when a guy finishes on your chest/neck area.
TellMeWhereTheFreaksAt
Ohhhhh
dousie
Ah okay, rightio
ExcellenceOfExecution
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"Um...I'll pass on dinner, thank you"
Jawlessgull
Legit lol'd.
ragekritz
You guys are such normies
UnboundPath
TastelessBuildABear
fucking weezing over here in the office, you fuck. +1
Canisiel
The "Can you fucking not?" face :)
Deadlock3
I'm wheezing I'm laughing so hard.
CryptoLee
morphis
Chloe!
TheUnclePapa
This gif. I regard it with the highest Excellence of Execution
buttoncamus
Scientists say lactation during coitus occurs 2% of the time. I only skimmed the article though so I don't know the whole story.
fivefrozenfishfingers
You mean vagina?
fivefrozenfishfingers
(it's a Big Lebowski reference)
linkshacker89
Oh you
virus64
leumasmc
Is it only 1% of the scientists in agreement, or more like half and half?
uhhMurdok
The pregnant chick I banged was lactating like crazy but i was also sucking on them nips hard, it was hot.
Speldrawng
No homo?
Counterfit
According to hentai artists, it's more like 75+%, even in never-been-pregnant teens
caseberg
I hate that you but mostly myself for laughing at that
RothChizzle
So my hentais AREN'T inaccurate? That's hot.
SoNoCheetoSodomyJUJU
I'd say satisfaction's roughly half-and-half mostly.
Omegilla
I see what you did there...................................FUCK YOU
literallynevergoingtopost
You're clever and gross. +1
butteredtoast789
skimmed....2% are those milk puns?
jazzchameleon
They were so subtle I didn't notice until I read your comment
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
dont for get whole,
AdamFrattini
I never do
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JohnnyTitelips
No. Skim milk is just water lying about being milk.
buttoncamus
Yeah I've been carton them around for a while; good to finally udder them out loud.
wheresthebaby
Very good +1
InspiredUser
You sir, are one classy fuck.
SargntSprinkles
I like you. You're the best kind of person
bloodtypeinfinity
Don't listen to him, keep going.
Sinus23
Daddyfucker on fire. Non-stop barbarism.
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
BatmansSidePiece
TommyCreo
PraiseOurLordJJAbrams
Get some help.
buttoncamus
How dairy-ou try and get in the whey of my jokes?
romanaclef
futureman3000
Nothing gets pasteurize.
erik4556
Ok that's pretty clever I'll give you that.
erik4556
Ok that's pretty clever I'll give you that.
DubiousTrees
this is magical.
ElCabaro
I didnt even pick up on them until reading this. I deserve this:
dougie89
I hear nothing wrong
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
I'll take things my wife didn't actually say for 500 Alex
serney
I thought the same thing
IMightBeAPenguin
loneknight116
TheMotherofAllOmelets
hailchaserdfw
JustThatGood
Isn't he a little young to have a drinking problem?
Quarantane
*announcer* THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY *begin infomercial*
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
INTRODUCING THE LACTATION FETISH!
CapnReach
It's been years since the last time I've seen this gif posted. +1 to your archives good sir/ma'am
Jamesnake1990
Awolnation- kill your heroes
BLOOD4THEBLOODGOD
bueno
Rayei
"YEAH, BUT I LIKE IT IT. GIMME SOME MOOOOORE."
fitzinimgur
Appropriately done +1
LiquidSunshine
This was my ex's fetish! I'd have to squeeze my boobs and squirt my milk all over his face while riding! Not complaining, it was interesting
illuminasty
TheRealEngali
So what you're saying is that he liked tasting a lil' liquid sunshine?
LiquidSunshine
Haha! Straight from the source. He was a thirsty sob
TheRealEngali
All this talk has made me a a bit parched.
Kenbo787
Lucky bastard
EricFromAccounts
HOW YOU DOIN
MimicAbyss
That's funny because she said the same thing to me.
Belzuboss
SendMePicturesOfYourPuppies
Take my upvote you filthy bastard
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HolyShitZoom
He isn't, but their kids will be.
LongDong4000
Comments like these are why im here every day
chrismofer
did you answer her
RefriedPotato
bigphatslob
All I got is her saying "I'm calling the cops"
BangstickMagnum
Hey, I was there first!
Kr3stain
Well damn.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Because she lent you a pearl necklace and you lost it?
Faaaaantastic
I didn't want to upvote you from 69 to 70 but I actually laughed
WumboPower
And several other people apparently since I see this bear a lot.
Engnineere
After she jizzed on you?
Kattsune
*insert BaileyJay.jpeg here*
whitewampa
Username does not check out.
imhoots
That's what she always says.
bachnessmonsta
omg you too??????
SwedishBalls
We gotta start our own group already.
lilwood5
breal08
notdeanwinchester
hypnotictommy
This taste of dominance does not bode well for you. Next stop pegging!
WombatTheMad
I love how much pegging shows up these days. I always giggle.
SeaHutch
Where's @ipegonthefirstdate?
GoombaLord
At least based on profile, Ipotfd is permbanned, nothing since September
ihaveatinyPP
Ive been trying to convince my gal to peg me...She's just not that into it
nambro
My ex finally had the courage to ask me to peg him. I am pretty open so we tried it. Well turns out I love it and now miss doing it :(
SaxyPlayer96
Need volunteers? Lol
nambro
Now accepting applications
Tiiimmmaayy
Well I guess I'll volunteer as tribute.
nambro
wlfman
aww don't be sad :( some of us have never had any sex at all and can only imagine the fun
GhostMerchant
I had sex once. Wasn't all that great. Not sure if it's super over hyped like No Man's Sky or if my girlfriend was just bad at it
wlfman
supposedly, the first time is usually bad *shrug* but I obviously can't speak from experience haha
ihaveatinyPP
I've had a lot of sex and really it's over hyped it's fun don't get me wrong but it's over hyped
LukewarmBeans
You were probably both bad at it.
Aathole
I loved it when my wife was lactating. So hot.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Free drinks during sex. There are no downsides.
mercemay
Except pissed off babies :-P
ChucklePuss
Buzzfeed says I can beat up 37 toddlers at once. And those babies will only grow up to be tussling toddlers, so fuck 'em.
mercemay
Normal toddlers? Or sugared up shrieking hellian toddlers? Is this unarmed combat or do you get to use weapons?
ChucklePuss
This is a no-holds-barred swinging dead babies like a helicopter in a sandstorm whilst busting rug rats in the mug fight to the death.
ChucklePuss
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-many-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight?utm_term=.rrlvRBbmw#.lxrVkM0KX How do you measure up?
PirateRubberDuck
There is enough to share.
mercemay
My 14 wk old twins would disagree lol
PirateRubberDuck
Fair enough. I got my two kids one at a time. Good luck with twins.
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
She's a
eclaire2827
Villa? Villa!!
LychFinderGeneral
Goalie? /s
MrGreenieBeanie
No, he means a soccer catcher stupid /s
nattesheim
A soccer.
NameYourself
She's a save
neukid96
I'm at a loss here
BearsareBlue
Keeper
Grenther
Person preventing you to score?
buttoncamus
She's a team player
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
Goaltender?
Azrael715
9 footballers?
Merrak
A football being kicked at a goal but being stopped by the....OH, I GET IT NOW!
Mankytoes
Finnish man entering middle age?
mraco
A Manuel Neuer? Maybe she's not a keeper, maybe she's Manuel Neuer.
brianclementsvatua
Loose like a soccer net?
brickson21
I'm going with ball blocker... ya?
SirSage
Hey look at this net.
KipDrody
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!
NeuronsvsMorons
5/7
thejewishdorne
KILLA QUEEN
RedClamz
Ball?
chunkstyle
Ball handler? I know man. I know.
babycoffin
A keeper
riseofaodh
Heyyyy ooooo
iamtumlingen
Ding Ding Ding....... we have a winner +1
TCGreen
Now I'm not saying she's a goal keeper, but she ain't messing with... hmm, what is she not messing with?
Hayatev3
Keeping her hands off balls?
rapemeokrobmoneyarenot
Soccer ball?
Beheadedyeti
She's Rob Green?
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
not Robert green
thejewishdorne
KILLA QUEEN
BenderTheBendingBenderRodriguez
GUNPOWDER, GELATINE
catheybear
Scott Sterling?
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
Jussi jaaskalainen West Ham United. #coyi against the spuds for anyone who is wondering
Tuxidux
Not Jaaskalainen, Jaaskelainen or Jääskeläinen
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
well if you want to get technical it's jääskeläinen but I'm not too worried about that
Tuxidux
Yea, the point was jaask>A
buttoncamus
One of my all time favorite soccer names
Gwizzlestix
Is it Finnish? I know another Jussi and he's Finnish?
Gwizzlestix
Dont know why I added a question mark after the 2nd sentence...
Tuxidux
Yes he is
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
we had him at the end of his career but was still pretty damn good.