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Sea puppy kisses and one for you too!
Jun 23, 2017 11:04 AM
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xxooss
seal finger
upupandawaybitches
Sealed with a kiss!
SuperHir0
I love dog noodles
elchapodelasierra
@sealofapproval
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
They're very cute but if you were a penguin it would fuck you up
YouSirAreAHorsesRear
tbow
Pocket anchovie
fracturedhip
I'm so confused. Are they nice or are they not nice?
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Happy feet really ruined my opinion of them for a while. Now that i think about it, penguins would be biased
jellotheautobandasisgud
Aren't they constantly hunted by sharks?
Number34
@artyjoker kiss kiss
bobnot
ZyGyZyGy
Sea doggo.
Thojira
Why wont you drown humans, i even tried to take air out of your mouth, hey, take the camera away
RandomBSpost
Summer lovin'...
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Used to swim with them in Northern California. Very curious and friendly.
1CDiaz
U are now a carrier sir....ur gonna die
KrasangHotel
Though we gotta say goodbye, for the summer.
wowthatwasquick
Sick reference. Bobby Vinton approves...
postmahone
"LET ME EAT YOUR FACE!"-sea pup
CactusClimbingCupcake
Sea lions and seals have massive herpes outbreaks - researched at the marine mammal center in Sausalito
nitemayr
https://www.oie.int/doc/ged/D8695.PDF
ilovecosmetics
theitinerantnaturalist
Great white alert
ScreamingSiren
That's what I was going to say.. that pup is getting away rom something
Aepsy
That screams danger...
handbanana13
That one is scary because he was most likely being chased bye a huge shark.
CalvinMcFly
I wonder if they feel slimy?
accujimmy
Your slimy
CalvinMcFly
i'm rubber your glue....
PuckerUpButtercup
His slimy what?
accujimmy
Exactly.
FFFS
Seal of approval
carsandpibblesarelife
Seawolff81
And they wonder why sea lions get eaten by everything
IAMSRC
Did it give him Buster's hand back? They may still be able to reattach it.
poorwhitetrash
Sea puppy is trying to avoid the great white!
SmellOfMonkey
An uneducated guess, that's Ireland or Scotland
HamsterBirthdayParty
igobeder
Avoid? Pup is all about the great white
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Seals are great, sea lions are the robo-devil
inwatermelonsugar
this guy has visible ears so he is a sea lion not a seal
mikenco
Can't get within 10 yards of the ones round here, how's it so tame?
milad666
It's trying to drown the man! You call that tame?
BeMyBromigo
That's the cool cousin of the one who tried to eat that girl that we all see every day.
AkLonewolf
Some seals just want to share the love... http://imgur.com/0r7CQjD
SwitchPup
Jeebus...
RichHansen
His cologne?
FractalChainsaw
Unlike its brother, it got away from Gob before acquiring a taste for mammal flesh.
accujimmy
Lucille?
SpazzyP
I'm not afraid of her anymore!!!!
kaneep
Loose Seal!!!
DownWithYouAll
Meh some places they always mob me when kayaking, guess it depends how used they are to humans.
daRealFuckfaceVonClownstick
Tame? The thing tried to eat his face!
mikenco
That wasn't an attack!! :D
accujimmy
Well, it wasn't very effective anyway.
SquidShadeyWadey
I mean I'd try and eat that face too ;)
BARzero
SquidShadeyWadey
FredRogersIsMySpiritAnimal
Divers are usually pretty chill - I'm around them all the time.
Freeloader
Are... Are you the ocean?
LimJayhey
Are... Are you a seal?
rocketturttle
they are very territorial about who is on "their" land
bobnot
Probably got used to people feedingbit or it was injured and someone cared for it
Antermosiph
I remember hearing about a diver who studied them on NPR. Its about how you approach the larger ones to show you're no threat.
ThisIsGod
First you have to buy them beer and pizza to gain their trust.
longoriaisaiah
They'll offer your penguins sometimes
LordDarkwood
Those are leopard seals, and you absolutely want to stay the fuck away from those. Regular harbor seals like these don't eat penguins.
PeterDixonCox
It's a pup.
MelfsAcidArrow
Saw the camera
Reiizm
He's not a young asian girl
KapnKershaw
Have you ever tried making out with one tho
Mockingbirb
It's a nice puppy. They are the doggos of the sea
pontiacgirl75
this one getting on the board is a seal (seadog), the one posted by op is a sea lion (?pet name for sea lion?)
usersubbordercontrol
Shark bites on it. Was a scary thing for the guy
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Would freak me out. "What's trying to eat you right now and should I have my legs in the water?"
Mockingbirb
And what a comic relief: it's just a nice Navy Seal!
AshingtonDC
can't get within ten yards because they smell atrocious
landofbob
Ugh, the piers in San Fran on a rare hot day.
IW42
Municipal Wharf in Santa Cruz isn't nearly as bad. You can get much closer, too. http://imgur.com/swh0Avz
TheMaleficViper
looks like a young pup and aren't they less aggressive
SariaCreed
Yes, usually. Then they go through a "everything is scary" phase around two years old, then they sexually mature.
Arkatie
Sounds like middle school
TheMaleficViper
TIL thanks saria
slamorama
You talking about the seals or the divers?
SariaCreed
Yes