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Jan 18, 2017 3:15 PM
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LadyBlackbeardAndThePussyParrot
The mild, passive interest in my day, turning into an attentive, happy stare makes so much more sense now.
TheElusiveEnchilada
UrsaUrsa
That's so accurate, because
IrishViking79
I wonder if that left a mushroom bruise?
paulpounder
xHughJassx
If this were a true metaphor, the one on the left would be like Schwarzenegger in his prime and the one on the right would be Tom Haverford
GRANDFUNKSPACETRAIN
mistadudeman
Isn't this a Seinfeld joke?
Rystenborg
aoutaoutaout
Switch costumes already
duicookiemaker
Definitely my husband anytime I start changing clothes. "Honey...? Annnnd I lost him."
WhyNotUncleIroh
Brain has a bigger bulge
Br0doSwaggins
ashipthatshipsshippingships
My wife: "babe, are you listening to me or just staring at me?" Me: "naked."
canibFrank
Yes. Understand this completely.
whimsicalsamurai
now ladies if a man makes a reaction like that and you're married to him, you make an effort to keep him with you.
hobobobo
I guess it's bad that my bf doesn't look at me when I shower. Fuck y'all.
Necropoledancer
Why is it that the brain has the bigger bulge?
Jowler
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Every time I'm about to shower my fiance grabs a boob and just stares me in the eye and says "Boobie."
LadyBlackbeardAndThePussyParrot
Mine pokes my nipples like they are buttons, saying "boop, boop" and giggling like a child.
Trailss
cessiecat
For some reason the fact that he's purple pleases me.
TimmyDans
I can be held accountable for nothing when the girls are out.
TeeMee123
story of my life
trekkiedane
Why does 'Brain' have the bigger bulge?
imcleverartistname
Because it needs more bloodflow.
MacNCheese1454
Because he perceives to have a bigger penis than he actually does.
MacNCheese1454
Because he perceives to have a bigger penis than he actually does.
SomeRandomArsehole
Because 'Penis' IS the bulge
BramStocker
he owns the penis
canibFrank
Favorited to show wife later as an explanation for the last 17 1/2 years of marriage.
genesteeler
how can i favorite comments
canibFrank
:-)
kirmes
He punched him in the face ... What a DICK!
savagess
tigreblanc
badum tss
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
EdgySarcaticUndertones
DickPUNCH!
Itsagoddamnjaguar
@rullen
Rullen
well this is just me all over, it will never change
Itsagoddamnjaguar
Pls never change I love it