MFW I'm an American and everyone is talking about who won what in the World Cup
We get it
When you stop believing it could even be butter
How I met your mother
MFW I smoke weed for the first time
Recent Events
Is it late enough?
MFW people tell me they are adding me to an email chain to make sure the ball doesn't get dropped
Slappers if you were a boss
I forgot how beautiful Guts theme music was...
Goku confirmed
MRW my wife says me and my brother are assholes
Centuries of neglect
Sense of humor so dark it doesn't even know it's dad
Me checking my shitposts after the hurricane
Moments before the big bang
My dogs face after getting vaccinated
He came to serve man
Broke ass college kids nowadays defending their thesis
Never forget
Public Service Announcement
I will find you...
Blood alchohol content, 100%
I'll have what he's having... titties by the sound of it
MFW my wife comes home after working all day and walks around the house naked
It's the final countdown
MFW my wife asks if I tried smokin weed with my old friend who's back in town.
Shhhhh, you saw nothing
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Slaps Bench*
Dashcam from the trip to my mother-in-laws house
Zoom and relax a minute
MFW I'm so high I can't hear out of my left eye anymore and I'm browsing user sub
Through Godzilla all things are possible
Behind the scenes
Deer lord, what is going on here
A woman at the gym just trying to work out while wearing yoga pants
MFW I stopped over 250k worth of fraudulent transactions and my boss and the FBI ask how I caught it
What's in user sub?
MRW me and my friends stole my brother's shrooms when we were 15
Most of y'alls computer
Here, we see in it's natural habitat, a couple of Japanese Oh Fuck No's.
The dance of my people
When you go full circle
Zoom and chill for a minute
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out