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Oct 16, 2016 10:11 PM
rainbowabsolutglass
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UpvotesForAllUBeeches
Does Jon Stewart run this account?
heXonyou
Dude, what's your beef with Arby's?
ryanbunny
Kinda want some Arby's now.
Spanked84
I love Nihilist Arby's.
DireWolf505
These are great.
samrock14
Same here man.
fattymanboobs
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's
vonKaiser
I read them all in Ving Rhames voice. He does the voice in the commercials.
Molder12
What the fuck is Europe and who gives a shit
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
I actually have gotten high in an Arby's bathroom in my wilder days and now I'm paranoid
thechillpilgrim
DrEXTREME
Arbys come for our prices. Stay becuase you used horsey sauce and melted your ass to the toilet.
KitCathrine
I'm an Arby's emolyee, and I swear we are doing something different, because our standards are rediculously high. (1)
KitCathrine
Like, I couldn't get out to clean the dining room for a bit, and it was fucking terrifying, because I didn't want it to be dirty. (2)
KitCathrine
And don't even get me started on how clean my managers want stuff the kitchen. Its almost always spotless. (3)
Channingtatyum
ayyy, how long have you been with the company?
KitCathrine
I think its been 5 months.
Xigbarlol
Was this created by fucking Cr1tikal?
julsiescoolsies
Blopps
Enjoying my Arby's while reading this like ^
papajim22
The person who runs this account is the lead singer of the punk band the Lawrence Arms. He's a funny dude.
Expressameme
I've been following this account for almost a year now. It's nice to see its humor being advertised to others.
andreshwhite
We understand the light's above the Arby's.
ExTechOp
I don't have the context to understand, I've once been to an Arby's. Could someone explain this bit of americana to a confused European?
epipenis
Nihilism + Arby's
ExTechOp
That doesn't really help! Is Arby's considered a somehow lower-quality fast food chain, or is the brand just used randomly?
Beiki
Arbys, when you want to challenge your stomach to a fight.
OtisMoney28
"We're so hungry, we'd eat at Arby's."
LurlineLumpkin
CasualWaterboarding
My wife used to eat Arby's until she had it coming out of both ends 40 minutes after a beef and cheddar meal. She wasn't right for 24hrs.
CaseyCase
Bahahaha so nasty. Here, have a point.
FlackJacketSnackCracker
Ve are nihilists Lebowski!
WallpaperQuotes
My favorite was something like "In celebration of Columbus Day, we're going to fuck up the Chipotle on the other side of town. Enjoy Arbys"
geetarhumor
I worked at Arby's for 2 months a long time ago. Half of these are straight ripped off from the employee manual.
ImTheOriginalSam
Worked for two years. That hand washing one is especially true
Sijil
No, thats a personal responsibility. Youre gross, or your coworkers were gross.
JohnnyTitelips
Party pooper.
Skathix
Apparently they wash their hands, so at least they're sanitary.
aninvisiblemaniac
handwashing: only if someone else is in the bathroom
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
Seems like a nice place!
HighImpactSexualViolence
Especially if you like getting high in bathrooms.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
.....do you not?
fatfury
Can you uhh.. 1)Shoot heroin into your dick? 2) how 3) show me how 4) do I have to be hard 5) what's it fell like
rainbowabsolutglass
You can shoot heroin into your dick. It's easier to find a vein if you're half hard. Junkies can find a vein better than most nurses.
EroticZombiePants
Actually I think doing that is supposed to make you hard. Then give you severe priapism.
LongGreasyDick
I like these questions
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Username-induced nightmares...+1
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
If there isn't a "God", then I won't go to Hell for laughing at all of these..
Cheerfulinsanity
What if there is no God, but hell is real
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
It's all part of the same storybook superstition.
Phyrzt
And we're already living in it
Gouiya
Eat Arbys.
stoopmansittinonastoop
Arby's is the most underrated fast food
ilovenoods
Those curly fries <3
kohbiet
I live in CBus where they test new food. I haven't ate at Arby's since they sold me a dogvomit/shoe leather sandwich called the potroast.
ekzeko
God... You people are the true proletarian heroes. You should get a parade every year. Living in Pripyat is probably safer for your health.
dandydust
i like arby's but i feel like it's the most expensive fast food. maybe aside from whataburger but i think u get more at whataburger for ur $
aphallatosis
Arby's is my damn favorite. I mean yeah it's no Lion's Choice, (fuck all of you that live near an LC) but I love it none the less dammit!
TemporaryUzername
woah. no need to damn your favorites, bro. that's unnecessary.
emguhraeb
Arby's is the Denny's of fast food.
starmanx22
Heh. It's funny cause the only Arby's close to me is next to a Denny's
greymaria
Hey, at least Denny's serves lunch during breakfast hours.
emguhraeb
Yes, but I'm saying, just like Denny's no one ever really goes there. You just "end up" there.
BloodyBaboon
Usually drunk or high.