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Wheel In the Sky Keeps On Turning
My little Robo Hamster died at 2.5 years old today. His name was Thor, he helped me get through a tough time when my wife was raped. I hope there's a big hamster wheel in Asgard :)
Foffer
This shit went from sad AF, to wtf in about 2.5 secounds.
thagooeyjuice
Damn man. I'm sorry for all that.
PostPerfectThings
Anyone else notice that he said while my wife was being raped or am I only one?
KramInd
I had a couple Robos too....they helped me get through some tough times when my girl left me. My Robos died too. Sad times.
darthOnion
Is that a dead hamster? That's a dead hamster.
JraphicPark
There's so much tragedy in this post...
MajesticSam
You can literally tell who in the comments skimmed real quick and missed something...
TheLoveableTrashPanda
I loved my old hamster- he might have been small, but he made me smile when I needed it and he was my little friend. My condolences brother.
anlightbulb
gnomishbabyfightingringleader
http://imgur.com/zwQlYnv
bushpotato
This reminds me of the guy that always wants to show off photos of his children to strangers... except with rape.
vvitchin
And dead things..
poogie67
Mouse Guard calling!
bobsagetluvr
Jeez, this is like the fourth dead pet post i've seen today. 1 of my cats died 2 days ago (14 years old). Not a good week for pets.
AssimilatingGiraffes
You can't just spring rape on us like that.
Bait3r
So, we're just going to skim over the rape? Can we talk about the rape post? No? Only me? Okay.
ThatOneGuyAzazel
So glad to know I'm not the only one
WolfNugget
May he ride forever through the halls of Valhalla
Christ0nABike
Till valhalla
AWolfWithShades
Shiny and chrome?
forgottenpast
He won't get there in his hamsterwheel though.
HermanManly
Ugh don't you just hate it when that happens?
TheFenn
Build him a little ship pyre
AkwardBearHug
Good call
Brickule
I too vote for a ship pyre, paint a hamster wheel on the sail.
drickanderson
I cast my vote thus as well. Send this little warrior to the next world with the honor he deserves.
MightyTightyWhities
I second this motion in honor of such a valiant soul.
GamerInstincts
dude... wtf
LZYRMN
Yeah no kidding right
ifeelaneedforsheeppuns
Well he didn't fall in battle so Hel I guess? Sorry to break it to you @op
RideTheTiger
Farewell, Thor, king of hamsters whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won't forget! Though your body will decay
RideTheTiger
your spirit lingers on in the quiet, rodent bedded places of your home. May your descendants ever flourish and your human friends
RideTheTiger
find solace for the loss they have sustained.
JLPDayton72
“Tha’ was . . . tha’ was . . . beau’iful!” howled [OP], and he collapsed onto the compost heap, crying harder than ever.
SeriGravett2
Run in Asgard!
smarttarded
0-100 in the description
CharlesKearns
Sorry for your wife
rickeyspanish
you trying to imply something?
GerthMcworthington
Rip hamster bro
WallowsInMud
How's your wife holding up? What's your favorite memory of Thor?
Capn
That took an abrupt fuckin turn.
ColonelObvious
That's what the wife said.
DickWhiskers
Lmao same thing i said
Hungryhungryhippogriff
Plot twist. He raped his wife
Kougeru
Certain high ranking "politicians" think that it's not possible to rape your wife, because she's always willing by agreement of marriage.
Zerphses
Have they watched Breaking Bad?
moon2A
I turned my mouth sideways and said "eehgggwwuushh"
residentdrunk
....phrasing!
possumattack
Ehh.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
"Nice... Nice tribute to little ham-... Oh, oh rape. Ok." -My thoughts
Mayralejandraaaa
Hahaha seriously.
abscae
My thoughts dead-stopped at that and brain had to reboot for a sec
MaybeIDontWantAUsername
I had to turn it off and on again. Who just throws that out like that?
mirdreams
Someone who had to live it I guess.
abscae
Yeah reading it again I realize that there's no other way of saying it if that's what your hamster helped you through
Dagontrex
Awe poor little du-! What! Forget the ham! Sorry. Rape bad. Short word long sentence.
FancyFrance
http://m.imgur.com/iNSFH
jeffyspazzin
About right lol I was eatin at the time
EthanMB
You literally just softball pitched a raped wife into an already sad post, that's the saddest character limited story ever told. RIP Thor.
CommonTaco
Your description made me laugh so hard i actually snorted. I snorted on a dead hamster rape post
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Ladies and gentlemen... Imgur.
EthanMB
I'm not sure whether to apologize or thank you.
afx82
En skål för vår fallna broder. Må hans evighet i Valhall förgyllas av bottenlösa mjödtunnor och berg av solrosfrön. Skål!
PackofWildDogs
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stealthgunner385
Now we need Joakim Brodén to sing that.
Voodoshit
I understand that, norway here
blurb
It looks almost word for word. Do Swedish and English share the same grammar? Would it be easier than I thought to learn Swedish?
Thesaya
Må det ske. Skål!
BeardsBearsAndBrian
Google translate Swedish translation: A toast to our fallen brother. May his eternity in Valhalla, gilded by the bottomless barrels of (1/2)
Mavgurian
Looks like Google translates Swedish into English quite well.
BeardsBearsAndBrian
(2/2) mead and mountains of sunflower seeds. Bowl!
BeardsBearsAndBrian
(2/2) mead and mountains of sunflower seeds. Bowl!
Shitzamboni
"A toast to our fallen brother. May his eternity in Valhalla be gilded by bottomless barrels of mead and a mountain of sunflowerseeds >
Shitzamboni
Toast!" Sauce: Am swedetard.
Mavgurian
Do you still honor the old gods in the north?
Shitzamboni
There are still collectives of people that follow the Asatro up here and in Iceland, so it's still around luckily.