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Jun 6, 2017 10:27 PM
whatthef0lk
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XscottywestsideX06
The kid doesn't even know he's fucked and that's the sad part
Midgarmerc
It baffles me that people like this are having kids and I can't get a girl to have dinner with me
BoredToCreate
Who decided to cross out skweezy jibbs' name? Man is a saint
mythsnlore
This makes me depressed.
BryNoSportsCreator
Lol this dude has funny vids
HaveYouSeenJeff
Guys there's no way. This is a Blake vapes situation. This person cannot exist... right?...?
Youareobscure
I was expecting a wrong number story
MatthewJohnsona
Is that Vanilla Ice?
ZROPI
This is fake so calm down lmao.
funneydude
That Single status is gonna be there a while, especially when girls won't find out he won't gyrate endlessly
neil137
i wish i could get fucked as good as that kid was at conception
snarkmeister
He looks like the type of father that would shake the baby, not spin it.
Bluegrasslass
25 years from now: Tonight's headlines. The Serial killer has been named ...
TonyTat
Hope you guys know that's a comedian named, Skweezy Jibbs. He was popular a long time ago but deleted all his videos.
walrusarts
Kern Medical Centre, 1830 Flower St, Bakersfield, CA
boofhead60
Dumb Ass YANK
whitefijian
Hahaha the scribbled out location is Kern Medical Center. Which is in Bakersfield. I live in Bakersfield. This doesn't surprise me one bit
MrPilot
Flower st watson; 1830
Paul567
I want this to be real.
TheLastSpaceman
What's shocking is that some girl actually fucked this guy...
mimblewimble
Lol, tru, but this is just his comedic persona.
TheMoest
Child support? This kid needs prayers.
DeathsDeathOfRats
I am so glad my country has rules about names.
swwweeeeee1877
Dooo tell more.
DeathsDeathOfRats
http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/baby/79042121/first-it-was-justice-now-its-messiah-the-rejected-new-zealand-baby-names-of-2015
cummingham
squeezy jibbs
mimblewimble
This guy is Skweezy Jibbs, a fake persona by a dude named Tim Savage. Not real, thankfully.
Falorn87
Are we not going to talk about the fact that he wishes a Happy 1st Birthday the day the kid is born?
mellowdrama
Are we not going to talk about spelling fidget "fidgit"?
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I mean there are some cultures that call the birth day a child's first birthday which can make sense in a way but I see what you're saying.
TheBlownCartridge
Technically it is his only birthday. The rest are just celebrations of the birthday.
olivertheyorkie
Birthday anniversaries.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
There's a lot of things wrong with this but we can start here.
Raushoth
Well, it says single... I GUESS!
Cyberbeni
Single and ready to mingle.
shawnemack
I want this to be real. Do you think this is real?
manolyk23
Its not, he does a few dif characters. This one is called skweezy gibs or something similar.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I AINT PAYIN MY TAXES THIS YEAR
CyberSecurityShark
It has to be real, it's on the internet.
YoSoyMilk
Just put the whole family down. There's no future there.
foxholenorman
What if this kid ends up seeing how much of a disaster his parents are and turns it around and becomes a neonatal surgeon? Dr Fidgit Spinner
CommentMalone
Don't think there was much of one on the first place
ideologist
Skweezy Jibbs played you, look him up
verillian
https://media3.giphy.com/media/dUT2ybRu5Ytxu/200w.gif
CyberSecurityShark
Could be worst, he could be "Meat Spinner". He would have a solid google search and only job to open a kebab place
MaladaptedMedic
For a kebab place he'd need to be named Amir
HisDudness
TheHoleStretcher3000
Meats">n.org">Meatspin.org or meatspin.com can't remember the correct site
IncredulousD
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jtb1313
I hadn't seen that one before, thanks
Robvp
You spin me rught round
goddamnmike
antmansclone
How much is 18 years of child support? They only person who has a more expensive spinner lives in Dubai.
Falorn87
Ha! You think that mom is gonna get child support.
antmansclone
Well he appears to be well off. He's got a cool hat.
boobphysicist
probably will my dad had to pay child support for a kid from another marriage and she was addicted to meth arrested alot but still got it
MissAizea
They were implying that he won't hold a job, therefore no money, resulting in no child support
Halykan
Ah, well, you're skipping the steps where they still charge him for CS and he goes to jail for being poor, but eventually I guess.