Apr 15, 2020 5:15 PM
tamikins123
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dontusuallygiveafukkbut
What happened to kwarentine??
pan069
No one named after Netflix?
jennym123
Pandemica sounds kinda badass.
88wut
“Batishia? Lamaska?”
CreativeSketch
i dont get it
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
A-A-Rona?
jbcars4life
Lost it on the last one
pacal1171
Idiot negro names never seem to ever go away. In case you are wondering I am a black man.
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
Ah, the Coronials!
islippedonmyslipper
Twentin Quarantino
wazeewa
and in 7 years they will be the quaran-teens!
DukeDarkwood
.... This is what we have to look forward to, isn't it?
I'm afraid so. You put humans in homes together and a year later you get more humans
Yes, but the names....
Maitrify
I hope to God that doesn't come to pass because I already thought people's names were stupid enough.
JustAnotherknarF
HAHAH Lost it at Carole Baskin! "CAAROLLE BAASKIN...."
Ihavethisusernameandnooneelsehasit
In India 2 kids have already been named Covid and Corona.
OaksParcel
Soshal Distan Singh
I *hate* that this drew a sharp bark of laughter from me when I read it.
bloatyOs
Carole Baskin!
FloridaLawyer
Guess what, mother fucker!
type1eagle
My friend doesn’t understand that one can you explain?
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
There's a thing, it may be new to you. It's called Google. It is on the internet. You can use it to search for things by typing in key words
TogepiOmelette
I envy anyone who watches Tiger King for the first time.
CrazyPhD
Wow. This is perfect.
HouseMasterMartin
Read your name as CovidPhd
Mmmmm sadly no, I'm not an infectious disease researcher!
tinybluedot5
are you a...crazy...researcher?
Do I research crazy or am I a researcher who is crazy? Because, yes.
Haha I was asking the former, but both work.
APatriot4U2
Take the point.
Drakhma
abcde
scooterneverhurtnobody
"I didn't see Q'Covid, Qovid, or Q'ovid today"
fake40nedeso
Qoovid? Cuevid?
Targe0
"They are all out with flu sir."
infiniteflux
LeCorona Davis
Grizzlious
v
drewcrosby
This has so many pixels it's hurting my coronas... er, corneas.
WraythRose
The american singer Ciara always throws me - pronounced see-era... not like the actual valid common name Ciara (keera).
PCskele
Carol fuckin Baskin
PopeyeTheSailor
Batshit Baskin
wavinggrass
She did it
MagnorCriol
That fuckin bitch
Killed her husband and stole his money.
malachilenomade
For years, I worked for an Indian couple and it was hilarious hearing people butcher their names. TBF, I misunderstood her name for a while.
TangoIndia
I once got a call from shadynasty. The Lady was upset because her name is Sha-Dynasty lol
imgursample
My best was Nosmo King.
Kronzor
Haha. Those parents are either oblivious or just mean. Poor Shady Nasty.
lankydoubletown
give the dude in the video a credit!!!!!
TheRealMcCoy92
A-Aron?
Lmao
YOU DON MESSED UP!
baconjeepthing
The guy at universal orlano nbc grill. Thank you
jherazob
Durklurks
My boyfriend is called Aaron and my family refuse to call him anything other than A-Aron
aaronTieMagnet
Sup?
CidColetti
I work at a health insurance company and used to work a lot of Medicaid accts. This is incredibly accurate.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
One of my colleagues is named Nicole but has corrected everyone that it's pronounced Nicolé...It's fun getting on a Zoom/WebEx with her
Ehm, yeah, why… v
TurkNJD
Left it on mute so I have no idea what's going on but I will say that's the most Asian looking black dude I've ever seen
Worth hearing if you get a chance later. He's doing roll call for theoretical 2026 students (and there's one at the end not captioned).
lindsaStar
As a teacher, I am feeling this and dreading it.
juvenilebigfoot
Same. And honestly, most aren’t this far off from this level of crazy
Pseudosim
Its pronounced "Daenerys, Mother of Dragons."
BobbyVegana
And my little brother is Chernobyl
flover
There is always that moment you stare at your list and think "WTF, did they drop acid and try to name their kid?"
ruferto
the strong urge to refer to your student as "that bitch...." every time her name comes out
OfficerURL
Any weird ones you can tell us?
SlagathorDeb
Cumbenica (koom bo nee see ya), Lesbia Prince, Princess, Precious, Sir, Aryan. I'll try and remember more later.
jteslam267
How about Sativa
Not yet, but there's still a while before I retire.
ToodFruck
Aryan is a perfectly normal name in India and Nepal tbh
Yes, it is. Lesbia is a perfectly normal Spanish name, too.
Is this legit because wtf
completely legit
wandergeist
(From the Onion, years ago)
Buddasac
Sinutab got me.
It was Propecia for me.
Dakota… let’s name our kids after tribes. Hey Zulu, Teuton, Vandal, Etruscia and Volkswagen dinner is ready!
Damn it! Forgot to call Dementia and Texture again.
n0n53n53
Kay Rohna Johnson
yay4me
Especially the C/Kh thing.
Kunitsu
oh gods lool
BunnyBooBear69
Ughhhhh my name is a somewhat common name that ALWAYS starts with a 'C', except for me, of course. Ill never do that to my kids.
ArceleranLunaris
I have to be honest, I've never met anyone named bunny let alone bunnyboobear...
XtinaTheHorrible
I have a common name and in a group text with coworkers they all seem to spell it wrong despite my boss addressing it correctly. Classic Ch.
asssyouuuwishhhh
I have a common name that is spelled the common way. Every single one of my coworkers misspell it, and all in different ways.
gregariouslouganis
I knew a woman named Sharmine who would flip if it was pronounced charmin. It was shar-mine. Like Carmine.
HaberdasherInGold
Like Carmine the bowler?
TomGrom
Shit half the people I went to school with sounded like they were out of the Jungle Book
CreepyPhlox
I saw a name spelled Taay’lor. Pronounced Tuh-lore. Makes me mad whenever I think about it.
My sister had a friend who was gonna name her baby Caleb, spelled Kalube. I just wept for his high school years.
allibaster12
I knew a girl whose name was Ashlee. Couldn't say Ashley. Had to say Ashlee. She knew the difference.
TiroDvD
Keeping Up Appearances is a UK comedy:
Xenomagus
Lady of the house speaking!
gthomp006002
Man you should have ripped her arm off and beat her to death with it, or shot her in the head
Kvothefefe
I took a call at work from a woman named Re A Litee. It was pronounced "reality," and that whole thing was her first name, spaces and all.
dontusuallygiveafukkbut
What happened to kwarentine??
pan069
No one named after Netflix?
jennym123
Pandemica sounds kinda badass.
88wut
“Batishia? Lamaska?”
CreativeSketch
i dont get it
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
A-A-Rona?
jbcars4life
Lost it on the last one
pacal1171
Idiot negro names never seem to ever go away. In case you are wondering I am a black man.
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
Ah, the Coronials!
islippedonmyslipper
Twentin Quarantino
wazeewa
and in 7 years they will be the quaran-teens!
DukeDarkwood
.... This is what we have to look forward to, isn't it?
wazeewa
I'm afraid so. You put humans in homes together and a year later you get more humans
DukeDarkwood
Yes, but the names....
Maitrify
I hope to God that doesn't come to pass because I already thought people's names were stupid enough.
JustAnotherknarF
HAHAH Lost it at Carole Baskin! "CAAROLLE BAASKIN...."
Ihavethisusernameandnooneelsehasit
In India 2 kids have already been named Covid and Corona.
OaksParcel
Soshal Distan Singh
DukeDarkwood
I *hate* that this drew a sharp bark of laughter from me when I read it.
bloatyOs
Carole Baskin!
FloridaLawyer
Guess what, mother fucker!
type1eagle
My friend doesn’t understand that one can you explain?
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
There's a thing, it may be new to you. It's called Google. It is on the internet. You can use it to search for things by typing in key words
TogepiOmelette
I envy anyone who watches Tiger King for the first time.
CrazyPhD
Wow. This is perfect.
HouseMasterMartin
Read your name as CovidPhd
CrazyPhD
Mmmmm sadly no, I'm not an infectious disease researcher!
tinybluedot5
are you a...crazy...researcher?
CrazyPhD
Do I research crazy or am I a researcher who is crazy? Because, yes.
tinybluedot5
Haha I was asking the former, but both work.
APatriot4U2
Take the point.
Drakhma
abcde
scooterneverhurtnobody
"I didn't see Q'Covid, Qovid, or Q'ovid today"
fake40nedeso
Qoovid? Cuevid?
Targe0
"They are all out with flu sir."
infiniteflux
LeCorona Davis
Grizzlious
drewcrosby
This has so many pixels it's hurting my coronas... er, corneas.
Grizzlious
WraythRose
The american singer Ciara always throws me - pronounced see-era... not like the actual valid common name Ciara (keera).
PCskele
Carol fuckin Baskin
PopeyeTheSailor
Batshit Baskin
wavinggrass
She did it
MagnorCriol
That fuckin bitch
Targe0
Killed her husband and stole his money.
malachilenomade
For years, I worked for an Indian couple and it was hilarious hearing people butcher their names. TBF, I misunderstood her name for a while.
TangoIndia
I once got a call from shadynasty. The Lady was upset because her name is Sha-Dynasty lol
imgursample
My best was Nosmo King.
Kronzor
Haha. Those parents are either oblivious or just mean. Poor Shady Nasty.
lankydoubletown
give the dude in the video a credit!!!!!
TheRealMcCoy92
A-Aron?
islippedonmyslipper
Lmao
drewcrosby
YOU DON MESSED UP!
baconjeepthing
The guy at universal orlano nbc grill. Thank you
jherazob
Durklurks
My boyfriend is called Aaron and my family refuse to call him anything other than A-Aron
aaronTieMagnet
Sup?
CidColetti
I work at a health insurance company and used to work a lot of Medicaid accts. This is incredibly accurate.
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
One of my colleagues is named Nicole but has corrected everyone that it's pronounced Nicolé...It's fun getting on a Zoom/WebEx with her
fake40nedeso
Ehm, yeah, why…
v
TurkNJD
Left it on mute so I have no idea what's going on but I will say that's the most Asian looking black dude I've ever seen
DukeDarkwood
Worth hearing if you get a chance later. He's doing roll call for theoretical 2026 students (and there's one at the end not captioned).
lindsaStar
As a teacher, I am feeling this and dreading it.
juvenilebigfoot
Same. And honestly, most aren’t this far off from this level of crazy
Pseudosim
Its pronounced "Daenerys, Mother of Dragons."
BobbyVegana
And my little brother is Chernobyl
flover
There is always that moment you stare at your list and think "WTF, did they drop acid and try to name their kid?"
ruferto
the strong urge to refer to your student as "that bitch...." every time her name comes out
OfficerURL
Any weird ones you can tell us?
SlagathorDeb
Cumbenica (koom bo nee see ya), Lesbia Prince, Princess, Precious, Sir, Aryan. I'll try and remember more later.
jteslam267
How about Sativa
SlagathorDeb
Not yet, but there's still a while before I retire.
ToodFruck
Aryan is a perfectly normal name in India and Nepal tbh
SlagathorDeb
Yes, it is. Lesbia is a perfectly normal Spanish name, too.
OfficerURL
Is this legit because wtf
SlagathorDeb
completely legit
OfficerURL
wandergeist
Buddasac
Sinutab got me.
wandergeist
It was Propecia for me.
fake40nedeso
Dakota… let’s name our kids after tribes. Hey Zulu, Teuton, Vandal, Etruscia and Volkswagen dinner is ready!
fake40nedeso
Damn it! Forgot to call Dementia and Texture again.
n0n53n53
Kay Rohna Johnson
yay4me
Especially the C/Kh thing.
Kunitsu
oh gods lool
BunnyBooBear69
Ughhhhh my name is a somewhat common name that ALWAYS starts with a 'C', except for me, of course. Ill never do that to my kids.
ArceleranLunaris
I have to be honest, I've never met anyone named bunny let alone bunnyboobear...
XtinaTheHorrible
I have a common name and in a group text with coworkers they all seem to spell it wrong despite my boss addressing it correctly. Classic Ch.
asssyouuuwishhhh
I have a common name that is spelled the common way. Every single one of my coworkers misspell it, and all in different ways.
gregariouslouganis
I knew a woman named Sharmine who would flip if it was pronounced charmin. It was shar-mine. Like Carmine.
HaberdasherInGold
Like Carmine the bowler?
TomGrom
Shit half the people I went to school with sounded like they were out of the Jungle Book
CreepyPhlox
I saw a name spelled Taay’lor. Pronounced Tuh-lore. Makes me mad whenever I think about it.
gregariouslouganis
My sister had a friend who was gonna name her baby Caleb, spelled Kalube. I just wept for his high school years.
allibaster12
I knew a girl whose name was Ashlee. Couldn't say Ashley. Had to say Ashlee. She knew the difference.
TiroDvD
Keeping Up Appearances is a UK comedy:
Xenomagus
Lady of the house speaking!
gthomp006002
Man you should have ripped her arm off and beat her to death with it, or shot her in the head
Kvothefefe
I took a call at work from a woman named Re A Litee. It was pronounced "reality," and that whole thing was her first name, spaces and all.