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Dogs who've just made poor life choices
[Sunday Fail Thread] Who the fuck decides to post fail thread before me? Not even an old fag Imma ban you...
Source: http://news.distractify.com/matt-buco/why-i-do-this/
CowboyChris42
All of their faces say "I fucked up"
PanicAtTheEverywhere
#6
TastyBrainMeats
Yeah, that's some escape artist shit there.
ShanSookoo8
That's an English Mastiff. He will literally (not figuratively) be bigger than the girl in a years time.
DopeyDadOfDisneyPrincess
I don't think "HD" means what you think it means, #3.
universemomentum
Lmfao at the one with the fish... "OMG it's still alive! Kill it with ..waaaah!"
KeyLimeAnxiety
I get so anxious when I see dogs with their head in a bag.
Crawley
The one in the stroller, OMG look at those paws. That puppy is gonna be HUGE!
WizardsStick
Exact thought. Those things are massive.
Jwdoke
That's an English Mastiff. He will literally (not figuratively) be bigger than the girl in a years time.
thundercactus
#9 looks like my chinook when i throw her food. "Don't throw it at my mouth you idiot, I have to check it for pills first!"
R3troPixi3
#2 knows exactly what he did, my dog does it all the time!
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
The best is the dog in the stroller. Must be the most happy dog ever. Bravo to the girl for getting it strapped in! Better than some kids!
BooBooKittyFudge
And such big paws!
SinisterEwok
Still only a puppy too
slashzero
upvotes for everyone because fuck it why not
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
SandBanana
It's melting! Quick someone get some ice!
xxelav2808
*pushes the swing*
notcleverenoughforusernames
The third one gets me every time. It needs a wasted gif
Flyith2
djthedoodler
same
regulusregulus
Poor Moon Moon
jimicos
I am groot.
BadWolfQuinzel
The second to last one with the turtle got me. His eyes are screaming 'help me!' Hahaha
DipMyBallsInKeroseneAndLightAMatch
Look at those fucking paws!!!
bumpushounds
wasted text on #3 pls
AdmJota
#12 is looking pretty fabulous.
ISarabi
OP is SOOOO homophobic. It's a sexuality, not a "bad life decision"! [/stereotyoicaltumblr]
TastyBrainMeats
Cosplaying as 50 shades of grey.
frozencloud
SKELETONMAAAN
The last one is so great. "What the FUUUUUG"
frozencloud
frozencloud
UHFStation
The one on the kennel is just impressive.
sirimguraffe
Vizslas be crazy
iforgotmytrousers
I don't know, I'm on the fence about it.
Sittingonabigblueboxlolwtfmars
I think an imgur person adopted the dog if memory serves. The person went to go pick up the dog and found him like that.
jimicos
Hopefully that person was ready to run.
InfinitusEquitas
Dog has learned to cat. The end is near.
onepinksheep
I'm pretty sure that's a cat.
arttrysted
I liked the rainbow doggy
MyCrazyLifeStories
#3 will need to go through concussion protocol before he can start playing again.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Fly, you magnificent bastard -- Oof!
xenoraptor
That one *really* made me wince!
zackofspades
Is there a 'wasted' gif of that yet? Its so perfect for it.
tentacleparty
I was about to say it needs wasted
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
zackofspades
I loaded this on the app. Slow but SO worth the wait. 10/10 would waste again.
onthemoun10
Always up vote dogs, except 9! Fuck that guy. What do you need him for?
YvellRenn
Someone needs to make this one a wasted gif:
RandomTank
#3 needs to be a wasted gif :P
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
GROVE ST 4 LYF!
shadowex3
Pugs perpetually look like they're about to break down crying.
SandBanana
Paleo16
Especially if they're stuck in the loo
thisnameistaken
Well *sniff* if I was that ugly *sob* I would too *even more sobbing*
MacRockatansky
Either about to cry, or very, very, sincerely worried.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
I was really hoping that they were going to flush and see that pug go round and round...
IncognitoPanda
The turtle one pains me dearly
Salpinus
Bit of a dick move from the human to let the puppy get so close..
ChuckZombie
Heh, it's from a public access pet show,.and the whole thing is a clusterfuck.
principessa
I feel so sorry for him :(
deftpink
I can hear that puppy screaming :'(
Elaboratefool
I can feel it
JaxobScottAlexander
He was just trying to give him kisses!!
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
I can't even watch that one. It makes me so sad.
jolietjane
In the full .gif the guy gets the pup free right away. Still, OW.
genericnpc01
I can only imagine the puppy crying lol
Pharya
Crying puppies make you laugh?
consistentelk7973
Is it because you just remembered that you buried yours, thinking he ded?
funnman
This is not cool
Paperpetey
Didn't see any turtles in this album
affinityoftime
It is there. Took it's sweet time loading for me, too. After the puppy with it's head in the ball, before the dog on the sled in the snow.
IncognitoPanda
tortoise, sorry
ChadleySmiles
he was was just giving MR turtle some love
IgnatiusJReilly2601
Those eyes!
Imghurrr
it took me awhile to realize it was the dog's tongue.. not the turtle's.
Waminette
I thought It was The Turtle being pulled out of the shell
Ravieolie
''O THIT'' -Puppy, and Mike Tython
mfufu
Than you! I lathed.
snurx
http://imgur.com/ZqhqryY
kongfuchicken
The face of regret.
LeftHandPanda
Yes! If you didnt do it, I was going to!
mbsk
You have seen nothing yet; http://imgur.com/u1q7Q
nudesmeinbox
"oh what's this right here, don't mind if i do"
TheSaucyCrumpet
I audibly yelped watching this...
HogwartsAlumnus
:O
TresusIbor
Turtle: Hmm, THIS looks important! *chomp*
Tylerm1
No no no no no no n
pannymaquiao
No! Not the balls!
KittyAthene
I just woke up my husbands from his nap. You win my internets for the day.
bladesoffurry
Husbands?
licensetoillite
Oh gawd I couldn't even watch it I had to close the gif.
Raguleader
Yeah, I saw where the turtle was going and was all NOPE NOPE NOPE ABORT ABORT
TitleCase
You forgot one:
ThatGuy231
I need more of these.
FredRico
....can't contain on more silent laughs. take. upvote. please.
Imgurislord
+1 because I can't stop laughing.
benjenstark
LEEEEEERROOOOOOY mmmmmJEEEEEENKINS
Phlibap
At least I had chicken.
DaDisser
This is why i only lower the window enough so she can stick her head out. Dogs are not smart.
Skymureaux
Oh my god I am laughing so hard I'm crying. Hope the dog was okay though. "FOR SPARTAAAA!"
ONEOFTHEKNIGHTSWHOSAYNI
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InsaneButterfly
One. This is why I don't roll down the window for my dogs. Two. IS HE OKAY?
dontmissme
The other dog started to stop,
erroniousmaximus
lol but the car did not...
ZayCastellanos
He's like "Bruh, WTF?"
iPlayWithChemicalsAllDayLong
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-delonge-wtf1.gif
IHatePuns
This is always my biggest fear when I roll down the window for my dog.
FemgineerDeltaConagher
I only roll down the window if I have my pup on a leash that is in my hand.
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
That's way you A) do not roll the window down and B) they should be buckled in just like people. Get a doggy seat belt.
Blackheathen
The fear is real....my dog did this once.
SadAdult
Was your dog okay?
idej
he ded
Blackheathen
Yeah, he was fine - he was probably a bit bruised, but more shocked than anything.
thissitemademewantacat
My old dog did it. He ended up with arthritis when he was older but no way to tell if the car jumping caused it.
sweetnaivety
-once-
SadAdult
I mean, he could've learned to never do it again
OrpheusMasterOfStrings
"Jiranim-bluh bluh bluh bluh"
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Is he okay? :c
snaptitude
IIRC: I saw this posted a long time ago - broken bones, but he made a full recovery. The owners never expected him to jump like that.
sushifire
I always had a slight fear my dog would have the gall to do that, so I never opened the windows all the way.
TheDivineUsersub
Owners: "It'll be fine, dogs never jump out of moving vehicles out of excitement..." Fucking idiots.
MOTHERFUCKINGSATAN
puppy #6 how did you get up there
PFalcon
This is definitely the one I would take home!
Aelinsaar
#11 is the one is that just slaying me. "This is my life now." That dog has gone TOTALLY limp.
ChrisCrayon
I'm 6'4" and my 7 month old vizsla can jump to my shoulders
SandBanana
severice
I'm not mad, that's just impressive.
folgol
That's an undercover cat
sharK11
Jump
zackofspades
He also doesn't look upset, just damn proud.
SlightAnxietyAtTheDisco
That's my cousins dog, Bodhi, this happened at doggy daycare last year, he's really good at jumping
TheRicM
That's actually Phteven's mom
Mshine
All pointers are escape artists. Trust me.
TheRicM
That rule also applies to boob types. Trust me.
Mshine
Have your boobs ever escaped from you?
TheRicM
Wait, wait. I know this, but the answer is escaping me at the moment
Mshine
Worry not. The boobs art thine answer.
Hanska01
Asking the important questions
CNNBRFIINF
It's cuz Stitch was in the same kennel
AnUpvoteWizard
You win
08nickyJO
Omg!! I was looking to see if anyone else noticed that!!!
imadogperson
Spider-Puppy Spider-Puppy...
spacerocks
spider pup, spider pup, pups wherever a spider pup pups..
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
Seeing your username, You might agree with me. Would you flush the toilet in #10? I'd be tempted to.
mycrazylife5891
He's the real Stitch
takedatbabydatbabyaintmine
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
funkmoth
He was probably lonely. :(
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
That'd be "why", not "how". But yes, it may have been bored and lonely.
jimicos
Nah, there was probably a patch of sunlight up there. Source: I had one of these.
Blank666
vizslas are really good at getting into high places lol
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
TIL vizslas are stoners
CertifiedMemeGuru
I'm really good at getting high, too.
ZarinaAnastasia
They also frequently get separation anxiety so he probably is freaking out missing his owners.
ImBlackSun
TIL interesting shit. Thanks imgur.
Narushima
That's a grown-ass dog, stop calling them puppies.
TheRicM
Better than a grown ass-dog
gnomesain
Look at the face, I guarantee that pup is under a year.
shankycat
Dog care pro for 8+ years here. I agree. That dog doesn't have adult proportions or an adult face.
Rozilla
Narushima
Exactly.
dnglbrry
Does that mean I should stop calling you baby?
Narushima
I hope the intention is not the same.
captainobvioustits
all dogs are puppies just young puppy, puppy puppy, old puppy etc
foxholenorman
No.