Wait for it.
MFW sitting at a table full of strangers in the library and they finally notice my silent but deadly fart.
MRW arm wrestling for that last slice of pizza.
MRW seeing the new Jurassic World Trailer.
My school has a stress table for students in the library's lobby for finals.
MRW i was kid and my dad showed me the maze "game."
I have some pretty awesome customers.