Found a stool sample in my grandpa's basement office.

Aug 1, 2016 5:34 AM

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The container

I was intrigued. It couldn't really be... Could it?

Off goes the lid.

Definitely something brown.

Oh my god grandpa

The ultimate dad-joke.

He made it himself, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet he had an empty cardboard box on his shelf with the letters " M " & " T " written on it.

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I would not have dared to open it.

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Ima going to lable my rare coins, "stool sample". Ha ha kids!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh my god

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope he's still alive so you can let him know he got you good @OP

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god grandpa

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking it was going to be weed.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When he pulled it out, I thought it was three joints cleverly hidden under a thingamabob.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I can't remember the last time I saw a film canister.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can only imagine picking that up and rattling it then imagining the dried up crusty old turd inside, props on having the courage to check

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My grandpa made these too! :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a medical lab tech in the Army. Oh what joy this little item would have brought me . . . HOORAY for grandpas!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Grand Pa's are just dads with a lot of expierience.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Let's fuck with future generations" - Grandpa

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

absolutely brilliant

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy crap I was about to down vote in disgust +1 instead lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a milking stool for ants??!?!!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You shouldn't milk your aunt. It's not polite.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was very brave of you to open it

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: it's made of poop.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

fun fact when i was young we were moving out and my sister found a rock and thought it was from my collection, i didnt recognize it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and i smelled it and yelled its a cat turd. Then she went full on little miss priss, started screaming and we had fun laughing at her.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to be fair it was really old and was literally hard as a rock

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to be clear: That upvote is for Gramps, not you, OP. Gramps made me chortle. You... you're just a weird little poop investigator.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

My grandpa made what he called a "3-piece chicken dinner" it was a small wooden box with a lid. When you opened the lid it was just (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Aww cute!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) 3 kernels of corn.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow I haven't seen a film container in AGES. Now I feel old

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I feel ya.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what it is! I knew it was familiar. P.S. I'm 26.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp- I know what I'm making at work tomorrow.

10 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

A stool sample, or a *stool sample*?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Both!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think I'm gonna do the same!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My late grandfather made these and distributed then around Knoxville. He loved seeing others smile.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I had never seen one before. I'm glad others are passing around the joy! He sounds like he was a good guy.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am a lurker, but I should make a post of all of his "hillbillies"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is that joke supposed to work. I mean, who finds a container labeled stool sample and is like hey I should totally look inside.

10 years ago | Likes 921 Dislikes 13

Curiosity kills the cat, or, opens the poop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...naked turtles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working at Kmart back in the day, an old man asked me to take his stool sample to the pharmacy. This joke ensued. Ultimate dad joke.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But @op did, didn't he?

10 years ago | Likes 294 Dislikes 1

probably not

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I guess I shouldn't have said who. I should have said what kind of person.

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

The brave and the bold.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kind that reads imgur

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

The OP kind of person

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A shitty one.

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I would, with a lot of care. My first thought would be it's weed ?

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

yup

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Lol, some ancient aged weed.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ker'ching (0:

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Killer shhit dude

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that's because you are an addict

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the truth hurts right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

Dude everyone knows people put weed in those old film containers. It's common knowledge, unless you live under a rock. Or on a high horse.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because that's where grandpa keeps his 1000$ bills!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I legit thought this dude was about to find a lot of money.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's always money in the banana stand.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"There's always money in the stool sample" does have a ring to it...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It takes a special kind of person.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First you train your offsprings not to be pussies...#4 Profit!!!

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Dude that's exactly what happened

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to know your target audience. You leave it knowing your kids or grandkids are weird enough to look in a stool sample jar

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because who keeps stool samples in their own house?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

someday someone will open it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen those a few times. Usually they are in prescription bottles, so you can see through to the inside where the mini stool is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in a lab and a couple years back I had an older fella come in with one of these and give it to us when he was turning in some 1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

specimens for us to test. We laughed because he thought it was clever. Also "The Far Side" has a comic strip to this effect.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people see wet paint sings and have to touch to confirm it is wet

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well we're morbidly curious

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

someone who knows their grandpa is a craftsman who is incredibly fond of dad jokes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It probably rattled when moved, which is suspicious for a stool sample :p

10 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

Or just a really poor diet

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old and dried out?

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Just like grandpa.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'd have to look at a rattley poop. I need to know.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

as a dog owner, can confirm poop gets rattley when it gets old

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All three of the other pet owners should gather together and make a mariachi band with their collections.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to point out that @spammy172 did not specify that they own a pet

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhhh he totally wanted to see some doodie that's why

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one in a clear prescription bottle. The surprise element is gone, but it works more consistently. Also not labeled, so that helps.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would, because who the hell keeps an old stool sample in their house? Super suspicious. I'd assume it's labeled that to keep people out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't? It is obviously a ploy...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5/7 Imgurians don't know what that canister originally held.

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I'm that 2/7.

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Most likely poop.

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The canister sends its regards. Plop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

quarters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Analog graphic storage medium.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just found four of these containers in my stuff the other day...complete with unused film.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They sell for a lot now

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT? That's bananas...but also kind of neat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Thanks for reminding I'm old and going to die alone.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You're welcome

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet i'll die first! It's a race now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocoa powder to mix with the little box of Milk you got at school

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah bitch, cocoa powder doesn't dissolve fast enough. Gotta get that Nesquik shit!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A perfect score.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First film and then the reefer and thirdly a stool sample.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A small stool

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

So every Imgurian?

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I do t know about other people my age, but I'm 19 and I had a film camera when I was a little kid. I loved talking it to get developed!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a perfect sore.

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Negative

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have like 50 of those containers empty in a bag in my attic

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Poop

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Baking soda and vinegar

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That was my first thought when seeing this haha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know! I KNOW!!! sheit I feel old

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to put dry ice in those things. Pressure would build up, and the top would go flying

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A perfect score of imgurians?

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It held 4 marijuanas

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Did they come as bricks from mexico?

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Hint* it isn't poop. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those film canisters are the best to make rockets using effervescent tablets and water...place cap down for max distance.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Film

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Which one? Is it on Netflix now?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy

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Kodak 35mm ftw.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kodak 35mm film 4lyf

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i though kylie jenner used it for her plump lips

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weed?

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Weed.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Yeah that too. Film first then weed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

35mm film, but I know people (cough, cough) that put weed in them as well.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 8

are you coughing because youre on the weeds?

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

"""for tobacco use only"""

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I see you met my brother...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one on my desk, now it contains coins for my commute

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7/5 Don't know about the old-style aluminum, screw-top ones, either.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Oh man this is a long con. I want to have these types of things all over my place when I'm a grandpa.

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Every once in a while you should leave some real stool in one. You know, just to keep it lively.

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Now, now, calm down, there, Satan.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wha? I thought it was a train set, oh dear

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down there satan

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gets your dna and clone you too.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even better, hide valuable stuff in them, but only the ones with real shit in it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandpa had a tiny, pencil-written message on the edge of his workbench. I checked it out and it said "What did you expect to read?"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get the 3-piece chicken meal. Open up the container, it's three prices of corn.

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Whatever colon/rectum/sphincter produced that might want to get examined. Looks pretty serious.

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It will cost you tree shitty

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