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DirtyWizardsBrew
Ain't nothing wrong with smoking a bowl or two.
BillMcNeal
Wtf is the first one humping a microwave? Is that Liz Lemon fan fic?
TunaNoCrust
Spraang breaaak..
fairybug
Almost like forcing someone to be squeaky-clean and pure causes them to over-indulge and explore when they are finally free.
scottyk5980
SpiceIsLife
Why is this categorized under inspiring?
BubbleGumNoel
<3 Disney effect - must Disney effect -@.@-
lmOIdGREEGG
God forbid women have S E X! oh no!!111!!
matyles
yeah its more like the "becoming an adult" effect
WhiteSavage
/a/Kpfua
ghostofryuchan
Woman who weren't on Disney Channel would NEVER have s-e-x.
jarrettbrown
Truth be told, everyone except Miley turned out normal. Well except for Selena who has a bit of a Beiber problem.
lizwah
Other than the Miley Cyrus one they're scenes from movies, it's not really a show on them as a person.
GeezMawrice214
That's what Hollywood and film industries do to you!
sherelock1738
You make it sound like a bad thing
livingthathoelife
I remember when I was a Disney star, now look at me!
FreeTheMan
Username checks out
SteveMND
Weird; kids doing kid stuff, yet inexplicably they do adult stuff when they turn into an adult. Madness!
Tyrannotron
Isn't it weird how Disney child stars have a harder time shedding the innocent perception to be considered adult actors/mysicians?
mrsr88
GxtmX
Its like they are tired of being associated with kids and they rebel like any teenager
Bortus
I actually was on the disney channel and now i'm and alcoholic
BountyHunter68
My kids have a Barney DVD with Selena Gomez on it.
PlankTableGo
It's called growing up. Adults are interested in sex. The only difference is these kids are famous.
HaggardTheWazard
Ah, yes. I remember the day that I banged a microwave, that was when I truly became an adult. Unfortunately, shortly after, (1/2)
HaggardTheWazard
my dad beat the living shit out of me with a set of spark plugs
TheCanadianQuinn
HILLARY DUFF IS NOT THERE BECAUSE SHES THE SOBER QUEEN!
MrRidiculous
Hillary is a different gen of Disney stars.
wantednokes
Show Hilary Duff. She's retired and has a few kids and a husband
CyanideSprite
None of those things make her better or worse than the women in this gif. A women's role isn't pigeonholed into just "mother" and "wife".
wantednokes
No, that's not what I'm saying! I'm saying we should be happy for her that her life isn't in shambles
CyanideSprite
Plenty of retired women with kids and husbands have lives that are in shambles. Reconsider what it means to be a successful woman.
wantednokes
Well she seems happy, unlike you
CyanideSprite
There is no need to attack anyone. Just know that a woman's happiness and success aren't dependent on having kids and a husband. That's all.
Midgarmerc
Hillary Duff remains the only Disney girl to get out alive
reid2048
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XFMR
Hillary duff seemed to turn out okay.
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
The only one man. The only one.
MemesNDreams16
Christy Carlson Romano (Ren) from Even Stevens turned out alright
Roggvir
Yup. Turned out all right. giggity https://www.reddit.com/search?q=Christy+Carlson+Romano
imabigbundleofsticks
i saw a dick in the second one
RichHammond
Iirc that's Andrew Garfield in The Social Network
VenomiteX
I thought the same. Full screened it and it appears to just be his hand.
MrSnuffletits
What the hell is the first one
Gloomylady
I think its from scary movie 5 or 4
PandaPlop
My fetish apparently.
JIPM
lold
evilbeast666
blonx
Sexy microwave
LRidge
I think it's a girl who used to be on the Disney channel.
JoeSanderson
No shit
brianaisaboss
Its from Scary movie 5 I think.
monimoomo
Ashley Tisdale. She's pretty funny
ChuckNorrisgiveslifelemon
It's unfortunate she wasn't able to move further up. I like her
bearbug
She's actually a TV producer/director for Young & Hungry. She guest stars on it too.
ButterfaceTaintClown
And smart.
jolstfu
Get over yourself
Jellyrabbit
So many people didn't get the reference
monimoomo
The shitty thing is, I genuinely meant that she is funny :-/ now that compliment is a punchline
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Sh it's okay -pat pat-
SweetBabyYeezus
Strangely arousing...
Azaer
Strangely? Its a hot woman in a pencil skirt and a bra bent over on a bed. IDGAF whatever else is going on.
SweetBabyYeezus
Fair point
JoseHernz
I think it was from scary movie 4????
mexiruto10
Scary Movie 5
DontTazeMeBrah
Scary Movie 2000 (not funny since the 2nd movie)
LogicalAbsurdities
The first part of 4 is hilarious, the rest is shite by comparison
HowardMoonsHotpants
Not true - the pisstake one of Signs was hilarious! Or was that #2 if so nvm
DontTazeMeBrah
That was pretty funny
heart496
Scary movie 3, which in my opinion is the best one.
GrandalfTheGey
You've never fucked your microwave?
DrKriegersClone
http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_14/sp_1403_clip04.jpg
gratuitousarp
Mine's into bdsm. Its got 2000 megahurts.
kapp70
Dude? Really? For real? +1
Mrinsane05
Thats hot
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
Nice
Memepocalypse
And that kids is how I got nut cancer
pumpernicklelel
I've never fucked. Period.
LincolnSiixEcho
Now you know where to start
pumpernicklelel
With you, I presume.
amyhadalittlepond
By fucking a period
FBIAgentFoxMulder
Seems to be some strange activity. Alien abduction? Virus? Spores? @FBIAgentDanaScully what do you think?
zeebadz10
Fame and money.
BeastyBoysAreDoingItLive
Not sure, but tenticles might be involved.
ToxicTuesday
I know someone who can help you out:@RealBurtMacklinFBI
ToxicTuesday
DoublevBomb
This comes to mind...https://youtu.be/wqAq116brhA
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Artists don't want to be typecast as sweet and so at some stage do stuff so they can be seen as "gritty"
engineerishere
I think Burt Macklin should investigate this
FBIAgentDanaScully
It looks like they started to completely lose their minds at a younger age, Mulder... there has to be an explanation for that.
onyalasagna
OOOOOOOOO
MasticatingMastodon
I love both of you.
Crumpus
I love this.
amynanamouse
I've seen it before. Lab grown babies, genetically engineered for fame but not meant to live past teens... When the recall agents began 1/2
amynanamouse
empathizing and letting targets live, they aged into core degeneration. Total breakdown of wholesome protocol. It only gets worse.
DushBid911
You two are my idols. Can I be Special Agent Dogget that joins in the later series?
FBIAgentFoxMulder
You may. But you have to wait about 8 seasons.
DushBid911
Deal. Scully and I will come to your rescue in the future... I mean... uh, yeah see you in 8 seasons.
jyhwkntx
uuuuum.... are you the same person with 2 different accounts?
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
One account's less than a week old, the other is two days old.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Fuck, I re-read the comment and still missed the screw-up.
FBIAgentDanaScully
*two years.
FBIAgentFoxMulder
2 different people. Don't even know each other.
BahamutBBob
That sounds like something someone lying about having matching accounts would say.
OZVerti
Idriveboats
You aren't allowed to have two accounts and pretend to be someone you're not on the Internet. Internet gods wouldn't allow it
jyhwkntx
do you really drive boats?
Idriveboats
Yes.
berneigh
Why did no one consult Burt Macklin, FBI?
FBIAgentFoxMulder
That rogue!? Hes too dangerous
BoogerMcFarlane
Idk how this follow function works, but you just got a follower.
FBIAgentFoxMulder
Who are you working for?! NSA, FCC, WWE??? Who is it!?
thevortexmaster
Hmmm weird. It's almost like people start out young and innocent and get more depraved as they age
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
What an outrage! Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph!
Insomnia297
The point being that power and fame at a young age exacerbate it.
thevortexmaster
Well I was a pretty innocent alter boy when I was young and hit my teens and became an absolute party animal for 15 years. Anyone can do it
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
It's more of Disney Stars are forced to be squeaky clean. And growing up not being allowed to be you by your parents makes you into 1
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
A sex crazed maniac, an edgelord, crazy, or a combination of all four.
thevortexmaster
I was a squeaky clean alter boy when I was young and turned into a partying maniac for 15 years starting in my teens. Parents were cool
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
Yeah but that's your parents accepting you for you. Most Disney Stars have parents that want the money their kid rakes in.
thevortexmaster
I agree.