Timber...

Jun 16, 2016 9:32 AM

Drhardway11

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The only matching app where you have to actually *Log-in*

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He's yelling TIMBERRRR

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you better swipe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You slut

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tik tok...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're all so beautiful, how can I look like them

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which way wood you swipe if you're knot interested?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh iii'm a lumberjack and I'm OK/I sleep all night and I work all day!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I cut down treeeees, I eat my lunch, I got to the lavatoryyyyyy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id soak dem logs with my wood

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

SOAK LOGS IN WOOD

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Trees fall down

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soak it in some wood first. Logs love it when you soak it in some wood.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude scrolling through pics of other people's wood? v

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He'd love grindr.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's yelling Timber

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When you fuck up real bad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this is here but it's making me laugh

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Unsure how this is relevant/funny in relation to the original picture?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This, this deserves an upvote

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 7

Its a repost, but I cant stop myself from hitting the upvote button...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I would but it goes against the grain.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't he be swiping right?

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

you can actually "switch" directions with your eyes just by thinking about it. I can see it going either way, you should be able to as well

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Took me a few seconds, but I did, too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He ain't looking for some reused plywood shit.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'll take that. And crumpled up used tissues and old filled up notepads.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's one of those gifs that could be scrolling either way, like the subway car gif. /cool

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nevermind. I think the gif goes for a while, then reverses itself, then loops.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got wood

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

..He puts of women's clothing, and hangs around in bars... He's a lumberjack he ok..

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best thing about that app, end of the night it's going down.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

http://m.imgur.com/zmJyB7s?r Tinder Timber

10 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

????????????????

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure I'm not the only one who said it out loud and laughed.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You are not.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-L7yFdwfA5Gw/UgeAYjz7aBI/AAAAAAAADss/H9WEXvMz3Eo/s315/Automatic-Wood-Splitter.gif

10 years ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Machines are cool

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sex life in one gif.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neat

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think "Infinifactory" as soon as you see this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats it we found it. The perfect loop. We can go home now

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

.

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Someone please put a Brazzers logo on this gif

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That is particularly satisfying...

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Mmmm that loop

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

you can see the loop if you concentrate on the pattern of the tree bark ... but DAMN that's smooth!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing a "match" isn't really the desired results here?

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Nah, that's still tinder. Just make sure it's dry and not green.

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He's looking for some NAUGHTY pine... I'll see myself out.

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5/7 wood bang

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wood on wood action I guess.....

10 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

I wood!

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Knock on wood

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soak logs in wood

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Beat me to it!

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+1 for user name ;D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right back at'cha!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was very disappointed that Timber by Pit Bull and Kesha didn't have lumberjacks in it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lumberjack pines to spruce up his love life and be more poplar.

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It's 730am and I've been up since 5am with toddler.. Idk but this made me smile and feel much better. Thank you random internet hero.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Guess he's trying to branch out a bit

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

He's looking to make some knotty wood drip sap from the hatchet wound when he tears that ash up.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dogwood you look at that. Cedar what he did? I'll just leaf this here before you get sycamore. +1

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thats terrible. Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's about as useful as a screen door on a BATTLESHIP!

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YOU LITTLE BIRCH

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"YEW LITTLE BIRCH" FTFY

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thats super funny! Gimme enough thyme and I'll come up with a pun to add.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Maple, he'll thank his friend, Douglas, Fir setting him up on Oak-ayCupid next. (you took all the good ones already)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

BIRCH PLEASE

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Dat ash tho.

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I did not cedar coming.

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You son of a birch

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You son of a birch

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jeez man must u take all the puns for urself!

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Tree yourself out, fir.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah I see you adhere to the rule of tree...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can tell it's an aspen tree by the way that it is.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*slow clap*

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You're going to hell

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Well, guess we're done here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't tell if he's taking the wood or giving the wood...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love yew.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gold...

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Looking fir some hot birches to axe out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TREE JOKE

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Popular*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

He had it right, it's a tree/wood pun joke. Poplar is a word itself anyway, ya knucklehead ;) :S :X

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I like this comment so much better than the post itself

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

....trees

10 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 1

Wood.....

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Thank you for your contribution

10 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

, man

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Yeah this is about my level of making puns as well

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......words

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Cedar you little birch!

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Hey now, sapling, respect your Elders.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cedar? I barely know her!

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It's only 8am where I am, and my body wasn't even ready for all of those puns.

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My body is ready.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yew must embrace these puns.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7:35 here. Absolutely agree.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

6:33 AM here, also agree

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7.35 pm here, also, also agree.

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I AM ALWAYS READY FOR PUNS!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use timber, it's a platform that is used by windows phones to run tinder... so this is funny, but ....

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I love my Windows phone, but there are some things like that that are kind of annoying...

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Don't see wha the problem is. We get for free what other people are paying for.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the comment above you said.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't say anything really, and once again, what is the problem when we have the same functionality as orignal app without in-app purc?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love my phone as well, but it's annoying that most app-developers only publish their apps on the Apple and Android stores.

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Yep.

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Because Windows phones are the backwater of the mobile market. I like Nokia's cheapo windows phone, but the lack of apps is a dealbreaker.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they don't develop apps on it because there isn't enough apps on it? Fuck that logic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, "they" don't develop apps for Windows phones because they have a tiny percentage of the market share and most developers, even mobile 1

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in the hundreds,thousands or tens of thousands if you're lucky. Would you rather spend your time catering to a market of a million people 4

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If you were a dev, your time would be valuable. Unless you get lucky and create something that ends up huge, your exposure will likely be 3

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That being said, if you browse mobile app markets they tend to display the number of downloads for a given app. It paints a solid picture 6

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or a market of one hundred million people ? None of those numbers are anything other than theoretical numbers to illustrate the point. 5

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developers, won't think it's worth their time to develop for such a small market. There's not enough money in it. Not yet anyways. 2

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6tin is much better FYI (IMHO anyways)

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I think 6tin originally was meant to be an official app, but they changed at the last minute or somethng.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that I know of, it's just made by Rudy, who's basically the best dev on the platform.

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That app, turned into 6tin.

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Seems it was even more complex. He first deved 6tindr which was shut down, then he was supposed to dev original app. 1/2

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