Vashman
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Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nm5sCiK_K4
Nov 25, 2014 8:31 PM
Vashman
443151
9492
308
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nm5sCiK_K4
UpvoteFairee
Pokemon sourpatch
ryunwould
Bevelededge Crumpethatch
Celebrimbor
I like the hesitation
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
*Bumblydick Conchersnak
InboxMeYourBeards
Bendydick Cumbertwat
Counterflux
*Bumblebee Cabbagepatch
ThaiMeUp
Just reading this impregnated me.
astrofuzzics
Bendydick Crumplesnatch?
zealouspilgrim
Yes.
FuckYouImSokka
Benadryl Cobblepot
graehall
+1 for the Penguin reference.
operationfiscaljackhammer
Bubbagump Shrimpcompany
MisleadingCommenter
First post I've seen where his name's spelt correctly...
JTRGotYou
Spelt bread is delicious
racem93q
Bentobox Cooterpooch
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
*Blumpkinette Comfortslacks.
crashtestzombie
fact: i hate that interviewer.
dontmagpie
I like how at first shes just going "hmmm yeah I kinda do" and then when he speaks up then she gets all sassy
JTRGotYou
To me it looked like her jaw dropped and she was about to start stammering
demiandub
Yeah, thought the same thing. I mean, it's nice he said sth, but people gotta learn to speak up for themselves
pigsparty
She's so cute. Girl crush.
Yesnomaybeyes
u srs
Jerimiah40
Took me three reads to realize this wasn't meant to be a name.
ItsCaptain0bvious
Go on...
mollypop94
I want to hold her hand.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Brotherbear Cinderellasmash
fennec3x5
As if his cheekbones require makeup.
Vashman
You could cut glass with those bad boys!
AlisaMisa
one smooth otter
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
Beevleydern Coinstersmack
CostumeNerd
I'd like to lightly caress Bentobox Snickersbar with a makeup brush.
rroars
Binkleshnook Camerawhore
Iamabigdogthatwantstobesmall
Not only do I want to upvote the gif, I want to upvote his manners and chivalry
TimmehCaster
Keira's tiny nod....she's internally saying "rock on"
woodsant
no one says rock on, internally or externally..... unless..... Dad?
TimmehCaster
Nope, just British ;)
woodsant
as a fellow brit i call bullshit, stop lying Dad
TimmehCaster
Sorry son...
woodsant
Hows work? Did you and Alan manage to land that account? Mum said you guys were under a lot of pressure.
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
and her surprise when the interviewer actually says that. i mean, who says that...
ToadPoker
It's important to note that she's doing that before she hears the "most beautiful women on the planet" part.
IUnderstoodThatReferenceDotGif
She actually says "yeah fuck you" before she hears that too, but you're still technically correct
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
Astute. +1
Sittingonabigblueboxlolwtfmars
"having or showing an ability to accurately assess situations or people and turn this to one's advantage."
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Too bad there wasn't a little fist bump to... Like, "you better check yourself brah, Bendyboy wigglybump got my back"
Erilis
lest you wreck thineself
ChaoticGoodIllithid
No that was just her orgasming at his voice.
younotbigshit
Benwaballs Chickenlittle
Dinajyotis
That's not really a nice thing to say to anyone unless you're genuinely worried about a person's health and even then it's debatable.
FaceOfBeaux
"Don't you think she looks tired?"
TrueLegateDamar
WHAT DID HE SAY! DOCTOR!
Drpurrpurrpurr
The last time I told someone they looked tired, they died that day. No joke.
Cmitry
Is he okay now?
WhatStartsTheHeart
This morning someone told me i look like shit... I hope i don't die
PinkyOut
What happens when you go to the dentist?
CalvinandHobbitses
I told one of my students that she needed to get more sleep. She was diagnosed with leukaemia 2 days later
Vashman
:O You can read minds?
thehungryguy
but why male models?
tuxedos
Yeah I'd refrain from "you look tired/sick/etc". People only say this to me when i don't wear makeup and it makes me really self conscience.
minimoo
One time I didn't wear make up to work and my co worker told me I looked "ragged." Felt like shit the entire day.
Jcabbin
That's the worst thing to say. Why say anything? I'm afraid someone will say that to me if I don't wear make up but fuck em.
buttermyarse
I've got very fair skin, i cannot tell you how sick i got of people saying 'you're so pale, you look ill! Are you ok?'
DiceyBusiness
How? It's an observation, not an eternal judgement on the persons aesthetics. You ARE allowed to look worn out sometimes.
notme222
I think it's a perfectly human thing to say to a person you're conversing with. By contrast, what Benedict said was objectification...
scabab
thats not objectification are you seriously stupid or are you just having a tricky evening.
notme222
Clearly I have much to learn from you about the art of polite conversation.
scabab
the art of 'you can compliment a woman on a superficial level without disregarding her personhood'
fantasyprone
To someone who's getting her makeup done, that means "ugh you didn't try hard enough, let me hide your disgusting human flaws more"
ghmp
Really? I took it more as "Fuck you, you slimy piece of shit"...oh wait, no, I didn't...because...you know...that'd be fucking stupid.
Debug200
Pretty sure the interviewer was referring to the fact that her eyes were closed and her head drooping, not the way her face looked.
SimpleObservations
Can you explain why not? I always took it as a talking point so they can talk about their day.
isaaclw
There better ways to get at the same talking point. "So that was crazy, how are you handling that?"; Focusing on an event...
Dinajyotis
Some people don't want to be reminded. Some tried to look nice and don't want people to tell them they failed. There are many reasons.
lostone1610
Once I got a haircut before going out and I was feeling great about how I looked. The stylist told me I looked tired. Thanks, bitch.
ohwouldntitbeloverly
Yeah, it doesn't seem like a harmless, friendly statement. Better to just ask how their day is going, or comment about it being a long day.
toomanyusernamesaretaken
Or the day they decide to not wear makeup and get ten people saying "You look tired. Are you okay?" That happens to me a lot. Makes me sad.
Dinajyotis
Yeah, I try not to comment on stuff like that. I might say something if a person is yawning a lot since then it's not about the appearance.
toomanyusernamesaretaken
Yep, that's not essentially saying your face looks unhealthy. Your way is a much nicer way
BACONmakesitBETTER
beenadick cumminersnatch
JDimz02
Bendherover cuminersnatch**
BoJackHorseman
I raffd loudly
QTLingTorrasque
I've genuinely never heard that one before. +1
Popnitro
Google: Max Lavergne's Benedict Cumberbatch
magicbananas00
Cum in MY snatch
Silentbunny
Ill cum in your snatch
captainasspirate
Dibs
Churts
....sup?
ninmonkey
That's too much pressure.
EnolaBi
Now to the tone of "Another one Bites the Dust"
GusTTShowbiz
He should be called Buttersilk Caramelpants, because he's just that smooth.
DarthAwesome1138
Yeah, and so should you
LadyTotesMcGoats
is...isn't he called that?
BlunderbussChamberlock
I think this is the best one I've seen yet. :p
NotSoMuch
Those pants sound delicious, but utterly impractical.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
So that's why the girls want to strip it down.
sjbeeks
You should be called Ovaltine Jenkins. Or maybe Bruton Gaster.
TheOfficeandWorkaholicsGifs
The extra T is for extra Talent.
benthewren
You know that's right
greenandgrey
You mean that is not his name?
MotherOfOP
Britishname cuminmypants
NotACanadian
Spongebob Squarepants
Candymostdandy
I would butter his pants with caramel silk if you know what I mean.
spaghettilegs
No i dont, please go on
Candymostdandy
I would cook a batch of buttery caramel and rub it all over his pants...then I would take off his pants and do unspeakable things to him.
ieatedthepurpleberries
You'd poop on his pants?
OnaraKaminari
exactly what I was thinking... wtf?!?!
iateabigredcandleonce
I don't know you, but I love you.
mingotheflamingo
I have seen this click before, but your comment made me shriek in amusement...and terrify those around me
TrashvilleSuperstar
Read this as "Buttersilk Camelpants"
observationalist
The best yet
Smarterthanyouraveragebeer
Buttersilk Caramelpants. Ha!
owmyribs
Wait, he's NOT?
AxelYamanaka
brambleberry cherrydance
chemistrydoc
As a scientist...he may be smooth as endoplasmic reticulum but is he as sharp as a Atomic Force Microscopy tip?
qussow
You must be into some kinky stuff. Don't even know if that fetish involve people...
pokes4ever
You should specify what ER you're talking about :0
ScottSterling
But.... there's a smooth ER and a rough ER. Also the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
kaykicing
Fear not students...
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Where's the emphasis in microscopy? On The 'ro' or the 'co'?
scabab
ro
IDisregardYourOpinionAndInsertMyOwn
As a chemist, so much yes.
Vashman
As a fellow scientist, I really appreciated this :)
Flamingosbitch
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
chemistrydoc
Take this my friend.
. Use it wisely. I'll be looking for you on the seas of Imgur. Fair sailing.
Vashman
Thank you, @Chemistrydoc! This is as glorious as Aspergillus fumigatus's asexual cycle! I'll use it wisely, and I will make you proud!
AwesomeMixVol6
Hey you're part doc, and part chemistry. I got a problem. I just had to drop general chem because I was couldn't moving fast enough.1/2
AwesomeMixVol6
i messed up. 1/2 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? 2/3 j/k on this one. any advise..
EulaliaSaxons
Hnnngggg
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
As a scientist... I'm just sitting here masturbating
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
3
Jaimesmissinghand
Reticulating splines?
tangybreath
Except for the bit next to the nucleus with ribosomes embedded. Fuck that bit.
jdlsharkman
As an oceanographer, I have no idea what an Atomic Force Microscopy tip is.
chemistrydoc
Look at the end of your dick and you'll have a better idea
jdlsharkman
Damn, must be something big.
ninmonkey
The real question is why was @jdlsharkman humping a microscope? Because he fucking loves science.
jdlsharkman
Hell yeah!
TheRicM
Just the tip
ISeeWhatIDidThere
I seriously cannot tell the difference between keira knightly and the other one that looks just like her.
KREAZEL
Easy, if they are terrible at acting, its natalie portman
honeymus
I know, they look alike.
honeymus
Or, similar.
spacecadetout
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3969776384/nm0369954?mode=desktop I think Zoe from MI5 does as well
MagnustheJust
Every time I think about Keira & Natalie together, it always devolves into sammich time... I know, I'm such a pig, but I can't help it.
Anfalicious
Keira Knightly is the one who can't be photographed with a closed mouth.
ichhablafrenchiefrench
Kiera is the regal version. Natalie is the cute one
MistressValentine
Eyebrows! That's how I tell them apart :)
quiteabloke
Oh, you mean every famous woman ever? You're spot on.
404GravitassNotFound
Use cup size
Dragoncrazed
Me too. I get her and Natalie Portman mixed up all the time.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
That's the one!
quantumpacket
You mean Sasha Grey, do you?
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
Their own mothers mixed them up on set of Star Wars Episode I
VelvetHorror
Neither could their mothers.
HughLaurie
She reminds me of Natalie Portman and Olivia Wilde.
Nienista
Yeah, she reminds me more of Olivia.
shotbyabb
That's why they play the same character in Star Wars episode 1. The more you know.
Vashman
Natalie Portman? They do look pretty similar!
NoStencilsNoProblem
When working together in Star Wars, apparently their own mothers couldn't tell them apart that's how similar they looked.
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
I can tell by the eye brows. Natalie has super straight eyebrows.
Resemb90
And I would go lesbian for either of them.
homegrownhippie
Kiera Knightley's jaw is more square, and her eyes are the perfect almond shape. They're both so beautiful. Easily mistaken!
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
holy shit how have i never noticed
theinternetisascaryplace
You know Keira was Natalie's double in Star Wars, right? There is a part in 1 where you can tell clearly its her.
IAmTheGatekeeper
Maybe that's why they're both so popular?
leafspring
Uh, no they don't.
TheRealDurdan
I'm a much bigger fan of Natalie portman
gardynbean
I believe kiera started playing Natalies stunt double before she became famous herself...
houseofballoons
White women amirite?
Sb070305
As a white woman I wish I looked like her!
Vashman
Maybe you do, and you just don't know! :O
Vashman
EL OH EL!
obizues
I'll take the one with the Harvard degree if it's all the same to you.
Vashman
Good choice :)
BabyGotAck
Natalie has a http://www.gifbin.com/bin/2253445yu5.gif
Erilis
mole, mole, mole, mole
jeffreybaratheon
I honestly do not see it other than both being petite white women. I've never confused the two.
Legacy91
Good for you.
IttyBittyKittyTitty
I don't think they look similar at all :)
owiseone
Well they are similar enough to literally be cast as lookalikes in Star Wars.
Onelesspossibleusername
If I wore as much white makeup as they were, I think even I'd look like Natalie Portman. You can't tell online, but I don't look like her.
ayegill
Plot twist: actually Natalie Portman
ISeeWhatIDidThere
That's the one!
Vashman
I don't blame you. They look really similar. Plus, they were both in Star Wars!
germangirl1224
Who did Kiera knightly play?
ChromeBadger
One of Amidala's handmaidens. Specifically she's supposed to look like Portman did so she was a body double for protection.
dungslinger
Let's not do the thing. You know.
Thistles
not gonna not happen
shadowex3
mattsmithDW
Zhu Li DO THE THING!
thepuppet
BUTTERSCOTCH CRINKLEDICK
goodguyC
I love Benedict Cumberbatch.....wow, his name is so easy to remember....and so easy to say!
jackbos
They're doing the thing.
greenandgrey
pls.
889922
guys pls stahp
PhilosophicalGinger
Well, at least you can say you tried.
CrispyWorm
Circle jerk.
AetherMcLoud
What thing? Posting her topless photos?
hppyhppyhppy
They did the thing...
loveallthebunnies
I LOVE THE THING. IT IS MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT SEEING BENDYDICK CRUMPLESNATCH ON THE FRONT PAGE.
Pornegranate
I always upvote ass? Dickbutt? Hivemind? Spoilers? Mob mentality? Circlejerk? Which thing not to do?
bNe2
Guys...
TommyCreo
We did the thing.
Rip901
They did the thing.
Cmitry
Sthap
AdorableEvil
My uncle saw that on my wall, and wrote me "Jesus still loves you" and TAGGED ME in my own post.
ChameleonFacedGoon
iunderstoodthatreference.gif