Duck Butts

Jan 18, 2015 1:48 PM

yoyooo132

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#10

We're starting out with a classic pose. If it wasn't for the water droplets on the butt, the picture wouldn't be here.

#9

Here we see a white duck showing off its butt to her "coco" friends.
This picture really gives me a "No racist ducks round here" vibe, that's why it has a spot in this list

#8

I like this picture because it feels natural, and the fact that there is double butt action.

#7

The timing on this one is incredible, just look at the water.

#6

The reason this pic got the 6th spot on the list is because it feels like the photographer meant to photograph the butt, not the action of the duck.

#5

Amazing photo right here. Very professional, but I don't think it correctly captures the beauty of the butt.

#4

Things are getting serious, and wet. This duck isn't afraid of getting her booty wet.

#3

If this was a "Top 10 duck butts" list, this butt would be the winner, but this list is about the photos, not the butts.

#2

The quality of the picture is just perfect. But I don't think that it pictures
the whole butt.

I want the full experience.

#1

Anyone with a brain can see why this picture got first place, the photographer really captured the butt and made it the center of attention.

This is pure perfection.

Omg i'm so turned on right now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I totally expected dickbutt at the end.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Duck Tails WOOOHOO

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

OP is a sick bastard. Some of these are obviously jailbait.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

10/10 read the entire post in Tina Belcher's voice.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I still expected dickbutt.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you ducking perv!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen a young duck get stuck like that, his little feet were going so fast trying to bob back up the right way. I couldn't stop laughing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What m i DOING with my life?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sigh... *unzips*

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#3 and #1 thats duckling porn sir, you are about to go to prison for a long time

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to duck

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I looked at all of these.

11 years ago | Likes 3282 Dislikes 7

Perv.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And read the descriptions haha

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

I did. It was glorious

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I up-voted.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked at each one. Took my sweet ass time doing so.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I looked at these like an art critic... yes, I see what he means there...

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I can't believe so many people took pictures of duck butts.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IKR

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And laughed the whole way through

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

and wished there was more

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I nodded in agreement with the captions..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF is wrong with me that I looked at all of these?!?! I keep feeling something must be wrong...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't believe it's not Dickbutt!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's because it was masterfully done

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I looked at all of these and found myself nodding in agreement to OPs logic at the photo's ranking.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i wonder if razor would upvite the shit ouy of this butts?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If he shows fidelity to his name, he will.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did this not end in a Dickbutt?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

problem solved.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's time like this when I make it to the bottom of a list and I ask myself... what am I doing with my life...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

god ur weird

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I always upvote ass?...

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

Silly, those are ducks

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You're not him, it's not the same.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is going to become an imgur thing isn't it?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

God, I hope so!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite kind of accident.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

@razor10000

11 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 12

Ducks don't have asses, they have butts.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm patiently waiting for his approval before I upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

Man, I miss that guy

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 5

look at his profile. he did the thing literally a day ago

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

You can still miss someone even if it's only been a day.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

"Duck's arse" - A Scottish colloquialism for when you suck a cigarette so hard you leave an orange dot in the middle of the filter.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That is oddly specific. When would you ever even use that phrase?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I gave an example already.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you implying that ducks have orange anuses?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck sake, big man, you've made a right duck's arse of that."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I DON'T SEE MINE ON HERE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MINE?

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

I AM one, but you don't want to see mine...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a wannabe

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You're a classy lady duck and you don't take pictures of your lady duck parts.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have a picture of your butt. If you send me one, I'll make a post about it :D

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

OP warning you may very well be asking for a dick pic

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

flawless execution.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

he even made the butt the center of attention. #1

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"As I was searching for Dickbutt on Google"...wtf?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where else would I search for a picture of dickbutt, Bing ?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Face down ass up, that's the way we look at ducks!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Duckbutt should replace duckbutt imo

11 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 1

YES!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i'd...i'd be ok with that

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So, it should replace itself?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This comment perfectly describes how this whole post came to be.

11 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

;)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 0

omg i love this man! thank you, you're my favorite for posting this

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gon jam me thumb up 'is butt!

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#9 is a male. #1 and #3 are don't know. The rest are females.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

#3 has a male on the left and a female on the right. They are both mallards.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Based on color, I'd say 5 is probly male as well.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe #8 is a male and female mallard.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

10,9,8(the left one), and 5 are all males. 9 is just a blonde color phase duck and the only way you can tell the sex is the curl on its tail

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

how do you know? edumacte me

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If they have curled feathers on their tales they are male.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/PO5A4fu

11 years ago | Likes 1796 Dislikes 7

This need to be Top comment!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the only time I'll upvote something dickbutt related, but you seriously earned it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The ducks face hahaha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That face tells the duck is 100% fucking done.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A WILD SKETCH APPEARED

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was quick...

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

*quack

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Just gave you your 1000th point. That pic is glorious.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Javert hiding around the corner?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you just draw that

11 years ago | Likes 358 Dislikes 1

I seriously doubt if a picture of dickbutt and a duckbutt already existed, but really nothing would surprise me any more.

11 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

Haha yep

11 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

You get all of the upvotes!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dude you are awsome ! :D

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Somebody needs to make this a thing.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And so... it begins

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That duck is not amused

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

X marks the spot

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's awesome !

11 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 1