Stop whatever you are doing and do nothing just chill
TFW you work in sales
When a mosquito wakes you up and keeps buzzing your ear at 3:00 am
sleep tight clarkson
MRW the hotel laundry shrinks my underwear and they now have a vice like grip on my balls
Everytime i buy a lottery ticket
Live from the Beirut protests tonight
Interns
How the world works
When imgur signs you out and you have to decide if it's worth it to sign back in so that you can upvote a good post
when you're out and you smell your crazy ex's perfume
When you're trying to wink at the girl across the bar but forget because you're too drunk
When you drop a massive deuce at your friend's house and you want it to go down in one flush
How I imagine @razor10000 looks like while browsing imgur
Unsubscribing from linkedin emails
When the red bull and coffee you've had during the day decide to kick-in as you are about to go to sleep
They knew exactly what they were doing
what time is it?
This caricature perfectly describes trump's campaign so far
The end of an era
tindering during a dry spell
When she got the booty and you fighting not to stare
Great news if you're an albanian pimp!!
Riding bitch
MRW i finally find the a/c remote after looking for it for a half an hour with my friends
When you finish browsing the front page and it's a slow day in user sub so you sit there contemplating what to do with your life
When you find out your wife is pretty
After years of sharing a car, MFW i finally bought a manual car that none of my friends and family know how to drive
When you're told to kill the prime minister of malaysia and you immediately check to see if he is under the table
Just got a new mattress, see you guys in 12 hours
MRW my friends say I shouldn't spend my day off at home in my underwear watching tv
When you realize that you left your earphones at home
Just the top
Everytime i see a Yanet Garcia post
When you're too tired to put on a helmet
It's friday!
skills
older sisters
when someone asks to see your phone
Jon Snow memorial at martyr's square downtown Beirut
Dem double knees
When they don't suspect you're the one that left the nasty # 2 in the office bathroom
When she got tha booty
Trying to think up jokes about jeremy's "fracas" at the BBC but couldn't think of any punchlines
After your first pregnancy scare
Just bought a Cadillac
When you're in bed and you drop your phone on your face
When your grandmother walks in on you watching game of thrones and a sexy scene comes on
When the game of thrones finale ends and your favorite character is still alive
When you go a little crazy with the manscaping
When her cleavage game is strong and you can't resist
When your peepee touches the toilet seat
When you come home after a long day's work to find that someone ate the last piece of cake in the fridge