SleppyLeBo
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This in no way related to the video. Yet it still for some reason made me laugh pretty hard!
Feb 27, 2017 7:23 AM
SleppyLeBo
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This in no way related to the video. Yet it still for some reason made me laugh pretty hard!
LarryLevine
Can I vote this sideways?
WillDrug
Trolling is a art
Genesisera
But it's a single comment.
Texantioch
i fucking love this for some reason.
LPSAnay
The actual video is in spanish
camphope
This joke was both repetitive and repetitive
ProfessorLeedle
unlike the joke, this made me laugh
MadAmeSky
Can anyone please explain? A friend posted this on Facebook and I feel dumb because i don't get it
MrMeems
The farmer's being a dick.
TheEvenPrez
the distinction is a moo point.
Nai1s
That farmer is a computer programmer.
TheDrunkenWrench
I picture this going down like the opening scene of inglorious basterds if the farmer was a cheeky cunt instead.
Leverbee
samtherat6
Wait, this was in the oscar mess up video comment section, right?
Alipooley
That's what we call a worky ticket...
hodoria
Omg this made me laugh so hard
whiskeyvillage
I read it, I got flummoxed, I laughed, I upvoted.
jkeezie
Nice Pixel
ThatGuyJayar
I'm in my Chemistry class on imgur instead taking notes. I nearly lost shit when I read the punchline. ps my prof is an Army Reserve
GGQQWP
I laughed audibly while in work.
voodoosexdoll
4k upvotes for this shite.. you people are morons
FeatherFert
I dont get it
Frederf
The part about the brown cow or the black cow?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
It's like a Monty Python skit. Udderly pointless.
FeatherFert
Oh right -.- thank you!
ChefHannibal
.... wut
MexicaninQatar
This joke is way funnier in Spanish... jajajajaja
Jupsu
por qué
MexicaninQatar
Es un chiste viejisimo pero como que en ingles pierde gracia. El negro es mio, y el café. .. También.
taytay3
Pointless
Emeryld
I feel vaguely unsatisfied.
TheTimeIsRight
There's another, longer version somewhere
ComeSweetDeathComeBlessedRest
By which one? Black or brown?
Starjammer
I was ready for some hard hitting social commentary
damnkorean
Cause you are on candid television!
damnkorean
Is what I would say if
Rob661
You sound like my wife.
firagablitz
I get it. I ain't laughin though.
SchnekedyDek
What am I missing?
Crowfood
There's no reason for him to be differentiating between the black and brown cows. He just keeps talking like there is to annoy the reporter.
ProfessorLeedle
can you explain this to my good ol pal?
RandomThingiesHere
He's just trying to piss off the reporter
HoneyGunner007
This farmer's a troll
GeneralBlox1234
Wot in lactation
KolyaLegend
Which one?
llortamai
Lulz farmer
dannne
I don't care if it's fake because that's shit was funny.
SleppyLeBo
Wot in tarnation
Lumpy1Toucan
What if a crab Wears a cowboy hat?
Lumpy1Toucan
Wot in crustacean
PunkyPhoenicopterus
I love jokes with no punchline. One of my faves goes on & on & there's no funny ending, people get so pissed & it makes me laugh so much!
Jupsu
Well? Where are the other jokes?
LamarKpat
I feel like this post has a pretty clear punchline.
CarBENbased
... go on.
TopCommenter
They call them "shaggy dog stories". Google to your heart's content.
Clineice
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Crogicun
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MyOtherCarisAUnicycle
Bully!
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generalsplayingrisk
The best is the one with a bus driver and a guy with carrots in his ears
Dug245
Well deliver!
leekyfaucet
Send me these jokes. I have a growing collection and a mighty need.
PunkyPhoenicopterus
I gave a brief summary, check out my reply comment!
SnookerSylph
My favorite is the guy with the big orange head
OtterAvalanche
I like the guy who wishes his arms to spin
whatintheactual
What did you use your third wish for?
linkletonsan
"I'll have a Coke."
chickenpoopforthesoul
The purple coat hanger.
waynebradybitch
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
Delta855
11/10 would read again.
JeraldJohnson
I like that the made the text not wise. Forces you to scroll down rather than read a couple of paragraphs
PunkyPhoenicopterus
The joke is about a man living in the mountains, with some sheep, & each night before bed, he sees a man in the distance on a black horse 1/
PunkyPhoenicopterus
Wearing black hat, black coat, black pants, black boots. Next morning, some sheep are gone. So he moves them closer to the house. Next 2/
PunkyPhoenicopterus
Night, same thing. Sees the guy on the hill. Eventually he moves the sheep inside his house, until there's one left, which he ties a 3/
PunkyPhoenicopterus
String to, & his toe. Next morning, no sheep. Again he sees the guy, so he storms up the hill, yelling at him, 'have you been stealing 4/
PunkyPhoenicopterus
My sheep??' And the guy goes 'no.' End of joke, & you repeat black horse, black hat etc every single time. Drives people crazy.
IreallyMGur
Then you will love this: https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=jzAZADz2RoY - they've done longer versions and at festivals.
dildobiscuit
Heard a bit of a radiolab podcast dedicated to that, and what the effect of it is. Had me in stitches on the train.
demolitionlover09
Is it the pink ping pong ball joke?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
And then he died
UnpinionedPoplars
Or perhaps the purple screwdriver?
Clineice
I having heard that one, link please?
UnpinionedPoplars
Pre-internet, can't find a link. I can tell you it takes about an hour to tell it properly, so... similar to the pink ping pong ball joke.
ThisFrickenGuy
I'm partial to "I can't tell you, you're not a monk"
PunkyPhoenicopterus
I love that one too!!
demolitionlover09
That one made me so mad. Lol
ThisFrickenGuy
I use it on poor unsuspecting victims during long road trips so they can't escape.
PunkyPhoenicopterus
No, my favourite is the disappearing sheep joke.
demolitionlover09
Do tell. If it's too long for a comment feel free to message me. I'd love to irritate my girlfriend with it when I get home.
PunkyPhoenicopterus
I just did a summary in a few comments, I replied to my own comment
demolitionlover09
Appreciate it.