TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
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Sep 24, 2017 4:07 PM
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Run Zoltar run!
IamaWalrusInDisguise
Made my first batch of brownies w/ oil method. Grocery day so had no snacks, ate 3/4 batch. Too high to walk or speak coherently.
Endocrom
Zoltar just wants his map back.
NASAguy1000
my parents happen to drive though a legal state. they did just this. neither of them have smoked or do anything like that in a while...
Slamtastik
Eatables don't really work on me.
urustai
This pretty much happened to my grandmother & aunt. Okay, story time: cousin brings over some edibles, they're cookies. (1)
urustai
Warns not to eat too much. I try a quarter of a cookie. Grandmother ends up eating half a cookie, aunt ate 1 1/2 cookies because (2)
urustai
initial amount didn't phase them (in their thinking). They ate more (up to the aforementioned amounts) & they were fairly fucked up from it.
ThirdCoastPauly
That's it. I'm making cookies tonight.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
I am too! ... but they'll just be plain cookies.
MrPredator
singularorgasm
But did you die?
ThirdCoastPauly
Mine will be peanut butter cookies, with chocolate chips.
Zrkled
I like your spoon
Orzbek
First time I had an edible was the first time I heard Pink Floyd. Friend brought a cd over and had brownies, so I ate four. On my fourth 1/?
Orzbek
one, he asked me how many I had eaten. Then told me they were "special". Long story short: The entire cd sounded like I was watching 2/?
Orzbek
a tv show, and each song was a new program. I also wondered why the world kept getting dark and then light. Blinking, gentlemen/ladies.3/4
Orzbek
Anyway, yeah. So... always wait for it to start to kick in (at least an hour) before eating more. Your sanity thanks you. 4/4
alleygateher
OGconseco
fakepolo
when you thought the acid was a dud so you decide to go to work but it just has a long kick in time
GoodEveningMyNameIsWilfredWarfstache
What happened to that dude besides the acid kicking in
NotFarEnough
Earthquake
Affray
1)First time I ever ate a special brownie was on 4/20 at Bob Marley's house while in Jamaica for a buddy's wedding. I drastically
Affray
2)underestimated Jamaican weed and overestimated my tolerance. So I ended up getting hit by everything all at once during an hour+ bus ride
Affray
3)through the goddamn mountains back to the resort. I don't so heights to begin with, and I was not in a goo place so everything was super
Affray
4)extra horrifying. I don't remember this bit, but apparently the bus arrived at a turn at the same time as another car and we did a risky
Affray
5)sneak around turn that nearly sent us tipping off the road and down a mountain. I'm super glad I've repressed that part.
judodonono
I tell myself to give it 3 hours but usually starts hitting hard enough in 2
Runner55
That thing with red eyes, which movie is it from? I seem to remember it's from a pretty good 80's movie
jdurs
Don't know why but it reminds me of the movie Vice Versa too, another good 80s movie.
SteveO
despite the title, it's not a porno
Runner55
Thanks guys, time to see Big again. And Vice versa too!
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Best Damn movie ever
SithRuleOfTwo
Big
Tredecim
It's from Big, with Tom Hanks, great movie :)
357MAGNUM
Edible first. Then dab.
GoddammitMrNoodle
Fuck! I did the same thing. Waited an hour and a half and was like this sucks. Ate the other one and couldn't move for 3 hours.
OmegaYeti
never eat two space cakes.
TheLegendaryReposter
love it
SithRuleOfTwo
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tom-hanks-bachelor-party-dancing.gif
idontneednostinkingpuffin
That's not how weed works.
mjbabe
Best time for cereal
ImTotsPolyGONEfromThis3Dclass
Running towards adulthood I see
TokeMcBong
One time I may have made a single tray of brownies with around 28x the amount of goodness that the recipe called for. 1/2
TokeMcBong
It caused a friend of mine to be partially paralyzed for around 9hrs. He yelled at me halfway through that "I just felt like running" 2/2
Soteria95
@redford92
Durtschi
Is that the hallway from Time Bandits?
dmelt253
Exactly
badgersauce
idontwannayoucantmakeme
That fuckin tail at the end tho
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
brandonneal98923
Big, forest Gump, Time bandits.
figaden
i did this with acid once then proceeded to get in the car with my cancer stricken father who...
figaden
...spent the entire hour long ride telling me how horrible it was to...
figaden
...watch his children watch him die. And then i never did acid again.
pois1
Does weed give you hallucinations?
ifuckinlovemycat
No. Just makes you laugh and get hungry and sleep like a baby
Tchansen
I’m one of the weird ones - my appetite goes away completely.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Makes me wired and want to get out and do something. Go to the gym, ride a bike, hike the mountains. I'm weird.
wordbootybooboo
This was my experience with ecstasy.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
That probably wasn't ecstasy, ecstasy doesn't really have that effect on anyone
dmelt253
It's close cousin MDA can definitely have that effect
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
According to wikipedia: "it's not uncommon to find MDA as an adulterant of illicitly bought MDMA." Sounds like that could be the culprit.
wordbootybooboo
Well, whatever it was, first thirty minutes, nothing. Took another and bam. Waves of thinking I was dying, then I would be fine. Puked a lot
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Maybe if you drank a lot with it, but in general MDMA tends to have a more euphoric but still sober effect, probably cut with something else
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
According to wikipedia: "it's not uncommon to find MDA as an adulterant of illicitly bought MDMA." Sounds like that could be the culprit.
wordbootybooboo
Thank you Wikipedia wonder
Brael
Literally every story I've heard about edibles goes the same. Im not high, I'm still not high. I need to go to the hospital.
UndeadPrinceRicard
Its because it just sits in your stomach, watching, waiting, until it gets into your intestines, then you go to the fuckin' moon.
bpetersen
More like "don't feel it ...dont feel it...I kinda feel it...hey there it is...oh fuck there it is...holy fuck...okay...oh.fuck..umm..bed..s
Traja01
People like to exaggerate.
DidItForScience
If you know what you're doing and your dosage it's fine. If you're doing it with your SO it's really fun. Serious, sex and edibles... WOW!
Jarmake
Yup, edibles can lead to sex marathons that are incredible.
caramelballoffur
That happened to me with nutmeg. Heard stories that it was a strong allucinogen so i ate a few table spoons because nothing happened...
caramelballoffur
I probably almost overdosed on nutmeg....
MostlyToasty24
That shit'll make you sick. High, but sick
Sebbi
first time I tried 2 hours went by without me feeling anything. Then ate another cookie. After 30 mins I feel asleep. Woke up vomiting.
eclect0
You feel asleep? Oh no, the truck have started to move!
Asmor
Ate 4 hash brownies over an hour. Drove home. Listened to music. Was very pleasant. First time ever high.
Begotten
It's unreal how much better music is during 420.
Asmor
Seriously. I'm no audiophile, but I swear I could pick out everything in the music I listened to while high.
Begotten
Ya.. I'll listen to a song I've heard plenty of times but I'll hear something in it I never noticed before. You feel it in your head.
EllsBells113
That's because people don't listen...I make ice cream. Sold a pint. Told the guy don t eat the whole pint. Just a scoop. (1/2)
TheBlackWindHowls
Who stops eating ice cream after a single scoop?
EllsBells113
just switch to normal ice cream... who smokes 4 grams of weed in one sitting?
GrizzlyFrank
People who AREN'T quitters
SuckItBlue
Someone that's not a BITCH!
WiseTalons
So I hear you make ice cream...
EllsBells113
Delicious ice cream...
damien309
Do you by any chance live in and/or around the Seattle area? For reference
ermahgerdawoman
If I eat anything medicated I buy the same thing non medicated. In case I am tempted to eat more.
bitchinmona
Fucking brilliant.
EllsBells113
Same.
EllsBells113
He ate the whole pint and has an anxiety attack so bad he neede d to go to the hospital. (2/2)
Sawsomebullshit
Something I've learned is never make any sweet products where the serving size isn't equal to the full product size. Also never sweeten 1/2
Sawsomebullshit
2/2 drugs. Meth shouldn't taste good.
SarcasticComment
But Walter White made it blueberry...
Pcakester
I mean to be fair meth shouldnt be consumed, like, ever.
Insanitydividedbyzero
I prefer edibles but I've never had this issue. Then again I can go to tge store and buy it already made so I know how much I'm getting.
UNDEADLY
la tee dah mr. or ms. or mrs. fancy pants
Fatdicksinmybutt
This whole edible thing confuses me
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
It's weed that you eat, pretty straightforward really
Fatdicksinmybutt
Yeah but where do you buy it, can you make it yourself, how much is too much? Doesn’t sound so straightforward.
Insanitydividedbyzero
In legal places, where I'm at, you can just go to the weed shop and they have prepackaged premade candies, cookies, and more.
Fatdicksinmybutt
Thanks for the valuable answer +1
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
That depends on where you live. Of course you can make it yourself. The dose depends on you. How could anyone tell you without knowing you?
Fatdicksinmybutt
Appreciate it +1