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wazero
#1, my dream girl
ozythemandias
Dapper priest looking dapper indeed
andrewthemiller
If you live in a Walmart for 2 years, you aren't really "homeless."
jake96
#10 I kind of wish it was the priest's dress getting blown up.
MistressLyda
And that is why you have Vaseline on your nipples if you run a marathon.
KittenWizard
Anti chafing gel works better!
EroticRhinocerous
Joke's on you, I always Vaseline my nipples
ReaLifeSmeagol
For the record Obama isnt checking out the 16 yos ass http://theweek.com/articles/503748/mayara-tavares-debate-over-obama-looking-girl-photo
GendouLovesDucklings
Thanks mate. I came here to post something similar: http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121
ProfessorPritt
I mean if your nips are bleeding why not just take off the shirt?
greengiant89
The last one something touched its foot
TomS0127
Richard Branson about to get some at the beach it looks like
wazero
#11, when he try to do the stuff of the butt
copingcabana
It's refreshing to see a priest looking at a woman's ass.
xKaliban
I didn't understand the runner one, then I did.
Anonsy
#3 "Ooga Booga where da white womin at?!"
nightfly04
Isn't there an episode of the office where Andy does the rabies marathon and his nipples bleed?
theresakittyoverthere
First thing I thought of
iamtheonewhobones
#1 I'm like 97% sure I went to high school. she was a total bitch
iamtheonewhobones
just showed a random stranger comparisons from the picture and from facebook. I'm closer to like 99% sure now
Thor400
http://www.snopes.com/walmart-attic-homeless-people/ I wanted to believe
lunchboxgoat
If the Jersey is gay love and she is sucking a dick, that would be straight love. Stupid bitch. Try eating a vagina
PatrickTrimble
You cant win a marathon without putting a couple bandaids on your nipples
Doukoduo
sneef
I've had my nipples chafing when I run for long periods but holy fucking shit that guy has bloody streaks.
maximuminnovationstevejobs
I'd like to know whose butt Obama is checking out.
LurkerStatusNull
The 2nd lady
AidanCarberry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP475hd9-zA&ab_channel=DiasnaRede
radioFREEmadras
Obligatory: OP's Mom.
GendouLovesDucklings
He's not - it's just a weird angle. http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
He wasn't, the photo was just poorly timed.
missladymondegreen
or perfectly timed...
Taxicat
She does have the kind of butt that get's everyone's attention, regardless of all the usual factors.
5712
Wanna say that's Beyonce
maximuminnovationstevejobs
Michelle can't even be mad then.
WhyMustYouDoThisToMe
The last one. When the cold water touches your balls.
iAmNature
yep
bioskope
In the Sarkozy Obama pic, Obama is not actually checking her out. Sarkozy is definitely though. There was a video of it.
TastyRaven
#7 Bloody tits
rabaal
Novice runner. Always use bandaids over your nips if you're going the distance.
UltimateUmbreon
Really? Why does that happen?
dassemultor
Chafing from the shirt. You're moving up and down when you run but your shirt isn't moving with you unless it's skintight.
UltimateUmbreon
Ooh, ok.
binkythe900ftcarrot
absolutely. if you have suffered this, you will never forget it. took almost a week til i had the sensitivity back on mah nips
katercharlo
Or Vaseline.
rabaal
Never thought of that. Thanks. Actually going to try this.
katercharlo
Also helps if you forget it, for afterwards.
JasperSirGalahad
Keep in mind Vaseline might stain your shirt. I ruined one of mine with Vaseline, I recommend Body Glide.
MostlyDadJokes
Well then I guess they weren't technically homeless
TabloidWeasel
#2 Jesus. They even look like people I would meet at Wal-Mart.
justahumanbeing
http://www.snopes.com/walmart-attic-homeless-people/
EmuMoogle
Except it's fake / a satirical article.
Thor400
http://www.snopes.com/walmart-attic-homeless-people/
TabloidWeasel
They still look like them nonetheless.
yougloriousbastardyou
#1 what is she doing? #4 what am I looking at here? Just some kid watching two girls fool about?
Lavawight
The first one has shoved a banana down her throat and is taking a selfie that way. 4 looks like a kid watching two chicks fool about, yes.
yougloriousbastardyou
Both meh then.
kuaert
#4 the blonde girl doesn't wear any pants
yougloriousbastardyou
Aaaah! Thank you!!!
StarmanUltra
Nobody in that picture is wearing pants.
yougloriousbastardyou
English pants = undies, smalls, boxers, grundies, undercrackers,
StarmanUltra
Apparently in England, jokes are called "downvotes"
yougloriousbastardyou
Have an upvote and chill TFO
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
That bloody nipples isn't to laugh at, the guy has serious balls to continue running. It hurts like hell. (been there)
QuantumEntangler
Prove it or it didn't happen
wabash9000
Body glide is the best thing ever. It's a wax that covers your nips so your shirt can slide freely without pain.
goldensky
Body Glide is my fucking savior in the summer.
TinySatanHelper
Crazy stuff. I had no idea. Sounds so painful.
mibango
There is this pic of some guy continuining even though he shat himself
Xathraphor
It's nice when the weather is so cold and rainy that you can't even feel it.
trapinch
on a huge list of things i'd worry about during a marathon, i didn't think my nipples would be on there at all. ouch
TrollyMcTrollster
Spray paint
kmaz
Kimi Raikonnen don't care.
phairysquid
I've never had that problem but I'm a woman and I wear a bra. Try a bra?
killuagon
It looks either photoshopped or part of the shirt design. Those streaks are way too uniform.
MrsKaitlinT
Omg.... Definitely thought it was just a design on his shirt. I was super confused.
PurpleSpoon
I didn't see anything wrong at first. I thought the red was the shirt design then suddenly out loud: oh my god his nipples are bleeding
Assward
Wait why does this happen??
amishmistress
Friction
Dogweasle
body boarding with no rash vest?
pronoun
It makes sense why Gordon Ramsay told some newscaster to rub olive oil on her nipples, then.
manaana
and he looks like Kimi Räikkönen..
Naetron
Tbh, I was like, I dont see anything wrong with that picture, I thought it was spray paint or the design of the shirt
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
That was 4 years ago
Naetron
And.........?
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
And my nipples are fine now!
Porfirij
that's why you don't run in heavy cotton shirts...
Slapjudy
Me too racing my dirtbike. Quite distracting.
mynameisThaliaandnoidontsing
Omfg I didn't even know this happened!! :O
PaleBundy
My nipples hurt just looking at him.
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
I thought he drew body lines. Hmm
only90skidswillgetthis
Is taking off the shirt not an option?
lyio
Not really, since then you'd have to pin your number to your bare chest. Hardly an improvement
IgnatiusJacquesReilly
Pin it to your shorts, it's what I always did. You can run without a shirt, but they get really upset when you run without shorts.
misssadventure
Should invent some kind of peel and stick device. Like on a roll so you can just take as much as you need to stick a thing on another thing
TheMightyMoggle
You run into the same problem there that people do with band aids. Sweat makes the sticky stuff not stick.
misssadventure
They should make men's sports bras. Do ladies get bloody nips too?
mimblewimble
while bloody nipples are an issue, the picture looks really faked. The blood smear is even all the way down to the bottom of the shirt?
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mimblewimble
y'know dude I googled it and it's very similar. It's just weird how it looks.
AntiWormMeasures
I had a history teacher who ran his first marathon, said the exact thing happened to him. Didn't even feel it until the end
mimblewimble
Again, the bloody nipples thing is believable. I'm saying this picture, with the perfectly even stripes of light red, are not.
IKeepMyWeedInAMasonJar
I don't get how that works
andachairaswell
This seems like a common complaint among men who run. Why don't you just slap a little round bandaid over them before you run?
MostValuableDickbutt
Nipple hair.
EricMatthews
My dad runs marathons, he uses corn cushions
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Genius
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I just had a derp minute, thinking of vegetables instead of calluses.
koopaya
For me they fall off because I sweat a ton. I invest in soft mesh shirts, better than cotton t shirts
PadreofNone
Liquid Skin, Liquid Bandage, Liquid Bandage.
DavidAndrews
Vaseline... you're welcome.
Taxicat
They make these special sticky thingies for women to use to cover up if their nipples are still showing despite the bra. 1/
Taxicat
Have you tried that? 2/
koopaya
I have not! But I will during my next really long run
roguechikken
Or wear a sports bra....
cancerriddenlung
Would rather use duct tape.
MisterSausage
This is the best solution really.
JasperSirGalahad
I've had this problem before only because it's typically not a problem for me. It creeps up out of no where sometimes.
ilikehexagons
Personally I use electrical tape, the sweat doesn't make them fall off completely but it does loosen it enough to rip off my chest hair.
hotdograin
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
That's what I do now, but I was kinda caught offguard.
Artio
how do nipples start bleeding if you run??
xane
Not normally an issue, but in long distance running it chafes constantly without some protection or an excessively loose shirt.
hotdograin
Or cut out some nipple holes!
amoeba15
Or, well, because it's men and it's socially acceptable: run shirtless
cancerriddenlung
Not worth the increased risk of skin cancer IMO.
tonythetiger583
But what do you attach that number sheet thingy to?... I'm second the reverse pasties.
amoeba15
Put a string through it and put it around your neck
wabash9000
Hair
Devious9
Shave.
VulpesIncendium
I find having hairy nips actually keeps them protected when running. Mind you, I don't actually run full marathons, so YMMV.
ticktockbent
bloody nipples hurt more than a few hairs.
UltraDi3000
So you'd rather have bloody nipples that hurt like hell for quite some time, then pull a few hairs with a bandaid?
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
Or just quickly run a razor over the nipples. Like sheesh. Solvable problem.
MostValuableDickbutt
No you walnut. It doesn't stick properly because of the hair under it so it just falls off.
thestorkasaurus
That sounds like the worst of both worlds.
wabash9000
Body glide works better.
UltraDi3000
*than
TheFragnatic
"Few"
DickChaney3
I clamp close pins on before I run.sometimes I attach weights
LagunitasIPA
Good ok' Dick!