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Part 1 https://imgur.com/gallery/x7Jtb
Crossark
#3 Don't try to change these beautiful humans. The world is so dull and horrible as it is!
NoSirThatIsBaldrickSpringCleaning
A 17 yo who believes blueberries are peas that died holding their breath isn’t an ‘air head’ they likely have a severe brain injury.
BenSnow97
"I went home to call him" Is this dump from the '90s or what?
KennethPaltow
Fucking terrible half these are way fake. Suck butts
Kensshinydetachablecockpiece
“Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?”
Subsound
I'm glad people have a good sense of humor since I think a few of those are actual crimes.
easytigger
#8 probably had it coming.
InDogsWeThrust
"Today, today, today, today..."
CroissantMagnet
100% don't give a shit
WirenutsInYourButts
Iono if it’s true or not, but pissing a friend off enough for them to drive to your house and punch you in your face is a winner for me.
BudLoyalty
JulienDuchesneau
How could you not include : Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
djsdkdjsk
this sounds a lot more realistic than some of these.
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ScientistInTraining
Sometimes pretty hard tbh
SerialKitten666
People always feel they can "change their minds". And sometimes that's true, sometimes it's not and partners end up manipulated/coerced>
SerialKitten666
into sex but it's a real grey area. Very good to set HARD boundaries for situations like this early on in relationships...
WarmTowels
Didn't know caring for others makes your a loser?
SkyeTan
Getting called a loser on Facebook is way better than losing a friend IMO
Bezaid
Yeah, if that one is true, the friend was probably deflecting by pretending not to have been serious.
whoopsiedaisies
Boy where to even begin
djsdkdjsk
the sticking a knob into smoothies.
WinoCrimesand69s
Where the fuck is part 2 OP? YA LYING CUNT
HellyC137
#5 excuse me??? On which level is this funny at all?
ohmegatron
Guy that used to be a friend would use the ladies room and rub his dick on the toilet paper for the office lady at his work.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Precisely. Door knobs have tons of germs and you can get seriously sick from that.
somedaystherejustarentenoughrocks
Bogan IQ level
LiuJr
Never said anywhere it was funny. I agree aswell with you, it is disgusting
Polaris7
They're referring to the coworkers finding it hilarious
Chocoguy
MrIsht
With the risk of sounding a tad sceptical, I fear these are 99% bollocks.
geruhn
Most of those stories are in fact about people being surrounded by assholes... and most of them are just really, really sad
SidneyHarbor
#6 stay off social media if you don't want your show spoiled. We're only talking about 3 hours, after all.
djsdkdjsk
literally anyone that has to stay off of social media for 3 hours will probably start screeching and throwing stuff everywhere or they say.
4ndrewWiggin
Isn't cow's milk still considered breast milk?
Gordon3man
Ok, but cat one is still the worst
toxicoverride
Oh god I found one in user sub, oh god I’m not clever enough for this! Uh....Boobs!
ScientistInTraining
You’re right. You were not clever enough
toxicoverride
Well I’m certainly I’m honest!
ambaint
I'll take "Things that never happened ever" for $500 Alex. It's too bad FML just became a fictional dumping ground after the 1st year
criablelurst
Most don't seem that far fetched, could easily be true.
Svelah0Kaldra
Of the over 7 billion people alive someone has probably experienced something incredibly similar even if it isn't the person posting.
anonisacunt
THANK YOU!
removekarling
Last one definitely happened
HailtotheGM
"Though the river tells no lies, the dishonest man standing at the shore still hears them." -Oma Desala
WrathCore696
Yeah too many kids
TheRealFireFrenzy
Same with Mylifeisaverage i used to love that site
TrafalgarLaw1990
Dominator497
I believe some, but now it feels like I was through the fake dumb ones to get to the ones I enjoy reading
ruferto
eh, people have more varied and interesting lives than you'd think
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
I had a car crash where a coworker hit me in the front and drove around and then hit me in the back after we exchanged information.
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
Insurance didn't believe me, and she denied to them. But I caught her lying in work chat, screenshotted and sent to them. Boom, done.
magicrhombus
Also, people lie, all the time.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and lie?
Correctsyouincorrectly
No they don't
thenamesAussieDrAussie
You my friend, trust people too much
purgethefilthyheretics
What, how is that correlated at all with him thinking people have boring lifes.
Correctsyouincorrectly
Username
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
How much do you get downvoted vs upvoted, after people start checking your username.
Correctsyouincorrectly
I honestly don't know. As long as some people get a chuckle I'm happy