Wow! Holy shit!

Jul 28, 2019 7:02 PM

LoopyMacGeorge

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Link in comments for all those who don't read things in order and might spot the title, thus spoiling a good story.

What if we built a new mountain where there wasn’t one. One their flight path. Hilarity ensues?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One time, I was driving on a real straight road and then it just curved for no reason. (Hey midwest highway - why you no straight?)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MONARCH BUTTERFLY ORIENTATION: MISSING PIECES OF A MAGNIFICENT PUZZLE LINCOLN P. BROWER here’s the paper cited, nothing about a mountain

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bullshit. We all know they stop off in Wisconsin for cheese curds.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So it's just this one mountain they dodge, or are there other things they migrate around?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So they have a flight plan programmed into their genes? Not some sort of navigation technique?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's an inside joke to confuse the humans, don't tell them

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know google can be a tad slow on updating their maps but damn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW THE EFF DOES MEMORY DNA?!???!?!?!?????!???!!!!!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is just to avoid Michigan. Do not blame them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

butterflies have a long memory for something that has a lifespan of, like, a day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happens when you don't update your GPS nav regularly

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Dear imgur, I am fucking stupid”-Op

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Buuuuulshit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mountains last longer than species, they also tend not to be where non-volcanic lakes are.

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It would be funny if it were true

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That's like saying butterflies remember pangea

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Pepperidge Farm remembers!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

history's longest game of "telephone" goe hilariously wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read it in the monarchs monologue voice. Made me lol.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake news, not new actually so just ... fake!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monarch memory it amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a fantastic cover for the SCP the foundation is hiding from the general public.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

[Redacted]

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Came here for this and only this. +1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unconvinced.

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Uneducated

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Ironic

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Unconscionable

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Inconceivable

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I checked the source. No mention of disappearing mountains in the actual scientific article. Gizmodo appears to have made it up somehow

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Ever been on a trail and wondered why it veers to one side and back? Because everyone before you did it. Are we surprised insects do it too?

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That’s a terribly dumb analogy

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Most local roads in the northeast US (at least) followed large animal trails, which follow salt deposits.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo, the picture above is a lie, don’t waste your time defending it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A trail. Up in the air. Mind tellin me what plant u been smokin?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Monarchs route is based on nectar sources during their journey of up to 2 months. These sources change over years due to urban development 1

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and changing agriculture crops. Monarch larvae eat ONLY milkweed and that's what the final destination is based on for egg laying

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But humans see a physical trail. And we're taught what a trail is. Butterflies are doing this with nobody teaching them. It's in their DNA

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And why do humans follow the trail when they can also see it would be easier to not follow it? They are similar curiosities.

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Yea and it's also a fake fact

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That’s not suggesting it isn’t cool and strange. Just saying it’s not surprising and not without precedent.

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The cool part is that generation after generation, they somehow instinctually know to follow that path with no visual references or stimuli

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I agree it’s cool since there’s no visual element guiding them. But I find it more interesting that every creature plays follow the leader.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how does the leader know where to go? That’s what baffles me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good question. I wonder if the monarchs path is more determined by an air current then a mountain that hasn’t existed in a very long time.

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That implies there's grooves in the sky due to it being worn down [/s]

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See my third comment above. Why do land creatures follow a trail when just going straight would be faster and easier? Cheers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’ve never had poison ivy?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easily avoided. You’re adding what if’s to a simple thought experiment - Not that that’s a bad thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's usually easier to follow a path than not. Most terrain will give more resistance off path. Hindrances etc, vegetation.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why we have roads, they are low resistance paths.

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As below, you’re adding what if’s to a simple thought experiment - but that’s not a bad thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not though. Just saying why we follow paths, because it's almost always easier.

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This isn't a real fact. There's no documents to support it and lake Superior has been a low point since before butterflies existed in NA.

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Op while posting this v

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Canada/USA border crosses the middle of Lake Superior, so maybe they need to divert and go through customs and immigration procedures

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I think you'll find that only the French-Canadian butterflies divert because they prefer the service at that Tim Hortons

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there was a volcano at the center of the what is now the lake at one point

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Kinda. It's a rift valley. The splitting continental plates allowed lava through to pour out the center. Keweenaw peninsula is that lava.

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Still never was a mountain.

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So what are they trying to cover up in the middle of lake Superior?

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It's the rift valley for the mid-Continental divide, and it's about a billion years old. I don't even know if butterflies even divert there.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everyone in Michigan knows. But we won't tell. Until the wolves come.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The article posted by OP cites 2 sources that make no mention of monarchs diverting over a missing mountain in lake Superior.

7 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 2

Thank you for doing the research i am to lazy for

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So we all gotta storm the OP. Take that liar out. Make imgur safe again. Or maybe not.

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The paper about the 1° shift per day in migration orientation was pretty cool though. Also, can't track the butterflies with that precision

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Very! I just want to know what the point of making something like this up would be? Like, where's the gain?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

To aid public acceptance of their plan for building the world's biggest artificial mountain in the middle of Lake Superior.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

chaos.

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assuming this shift over the lake actually happens, more plausible theories include: (1) they use EM lines, (2) shifting air currents, or..

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(3) they are following the distribution of milkweed.

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Or they see the Keweenaw and head toward it.

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But wait, where did the mountain go??

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I’d say a hundred million years is enough time for a mountain to erode away, even if it erodes only because butterflies keep head butting it

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From the last Ice Age a huge glacier moved from north to south flattening and carving out the great lakes

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Turns out this "Fact" isn't.

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Everything changed when the Earthbenders attacked

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*DM starts sweating*

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Came here for this

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I got that reference

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I took it

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Got up and walked away

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I was gonna post this if you didn't

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It migrated south.

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Used for pyramids.

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Razed by a glacier

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It inverted itself to become the deepest Great Lake.

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this guy took care of it

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He died

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Kill the viper with his hands

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South for the winter.

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v

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Take my upvote you sassy bstard

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Underrated comment

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Not anymore :P

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It's rated higher than what it replied to. How is that underrated

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It wasn't when I saw it

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Just ask Effrafax of Wug.

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Home.

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In this case the mountain came to Muhammad.

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Every few million years Earth's elevations flip upside down; mountains turn into lakes, oceans to continents, etc. It's how we lost Atlantis

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