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Not yo chips to waste
#cheese
Oct 4, 2017 5:59 AM
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#cheese
brandon55060
Beer prioritized First. Then shirt, then nachos
OxidizedShackleford
Hey man there's a beverage here!
Devlin1198
CatsandDnD
What's her problem?
5NoteHalf
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess alcohol.
Zixtank
I've rarely seen someone so adept at not giving a fuck.
IncorrektGramerNazi
Professional non-fuck giver
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Professionally rekt.
HasNoSassOrChill
Im glad she got knocked the fuck out.
johnson21
Do you know the story here?
MandaloreIncognito
This is my assumption, but I'm annoyed how the bartender comes around, as if to go: "Sir! Sir! I'm going to have to ask YOU to LEAVE!"
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
I thought the same thing
TonyMontanasBalls
What the hell is going on? Is that a child having a tantrum or a drunk tiny woman?
DazzlingCockroach
Those are not exclusive, with some loose interpretation.
bjoel246
He did all of that without spilling his drink, this dude is a ninja
RobJenkins
ShadysFreakshow
I dont really condone violence but jesus christ if there ever were a time to knock a cunt to the floor - that was it. Dont fuck with nachos!
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
IgnatiusJReilly2601
I was really hoping he'd pour the drink on her head as he walked past.
nwdle1
Stupid little cunt
electrons314
Plot twist girlfriend was helping him stick to his diet
RealFuckinNito
Well I guess she succeeded then?
javajim
https://media.giphy.com/media/8Eup943BRqxbO/giphy.gif
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
Man I would love to know the context of this.
Cereaza
And now they're gonna go up to him like he's the asshole. /sugh
thatwastooclose
PoesCrow
Best gif ever
tehaoer
shankelstoff
That reaction...
rockthekazbah
Where does one even find this blessed gif? BRILLIANT!
sockadactyl
I'll never not upvote this. One of my favorite gifs ever
AngelicOrb
That actually looks kinda fun. I'm gonna try that
MightyBlockHead
Give results
ButtFlapsMcgee
Having someone throw processed cheese on your face while you sleep? I volunteer!
cheekypocketwank
So do I if you aim for my mouth.
phoenixsphinx
What the hell.....those nachos deserved better
Ragonkforceayahjondow
I bet him and I would get along just based on this video. Beer, nachos, cool under pressure. The backwards hat is troubling though.
Eurotrash10
All we need is 35 guns. Thats a good night out with boys
Ragonkforceayahjondow
Do you... Do you wear your hat backwards?
Eurotrash10
Only way i wear a hat
LucisInsomnia
Nachowned!
DearAbbi
this should have more points
thatpoorgurl
And he didn't spill a drop of his drink.
randomdrifter54
There was exactly one drop if you watch right after she trips him
RenaissanceFaireMan
How do you know his name is Andy?
StCuntyMcFuckoff
This guy is a goddamn hero!
Sasuuni
Unfortunately he did, look carefully once she drops.
fluhatinrapper
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here.
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
Julian would be proud of the way he handled that drink.
mooseknuc
What ?
Valj
Trailer Park Boys.
wormsdie
'Here, hold my beer.' Not even once.
PilgrimScott
His priorities are straight
SniperWolf2454
boxesoftacos
bekindpleaserewind
Actually he did and that's when he realizes that it's gone on for to long and finishes her
GoatKun
that is some real bad hand-eye she's got
Space2place
What got me is how casual he was. 'blaaa blaaa!' "HEY you made me spill.." 'blaa.." [WHACK] "I'm just gonna go on & enjoy my drink.."
StormbreakerBRB
she didn't play enough video games
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DeathDealerJP
paper view
BjornFjord
She must be REALLY bad at handjobs.
Yupurineutah
It's a good thing his food came in a hand-eye take-out box.
beachbum273
Her nacho eye is on point though
TheGreatBlueHeron
I'm thinking there's been some drinking.
MrWiggleBottom
Yeah. He was drinking, and denied some delicious nachos.
ConAirWasAGreatMovie
Judging by how shaky this phone recording is I think she recorded it.
TheBlueMuppet
...WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
thegeneralgeneral
ahahaaaaa, this cracked me up +1 XD
NorthmanoftheNorth
I don't blame her for missing the target if her eyes are hands.
TheBlueMuppet
HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
iamfinnthehuman
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
poorfrijolito
Or he has really good hand-eye?
HsuDoNihm
nacho-eye
RandomAbscessMemories
Nobody fucks with Nacho Ninja
UnemployedReceptionist
Multi tasking
raybeam
What's the story here?
nipplepanties
Her father was killed by Mexican food and the nachos taunted her
Raccoonlifeainteasy
Bitch acts like a bitch and gets treated like a bitch
lilskank
Whatever it was, I'm sure it didn't warrant trying to smack his nachos up. Poor things.
Bigdaddyclean
Seriously though watt da fuk?
jaminjimmyjames
She rolled a nat 1
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
She looks like a nat 1
butthole13
https://mobile.twitter.com/bfloress12/status/915035145043894272 Dug into finding original post instead of sleep.
MalucFieri
.
Drapeta
nope
stole
worth for the paper view, if nothing else
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
it's been taken down. -_-
MicahAmey
"He didnt hit her... his food did, so it's okay." Bitch should have gotten a slap across the face with more than nachos. Maybe a pizza...
Vortain
You da real MVP. The commentary by the workers is excellent.
lsteamer
God bless you man, god bless
Whateverpeopleareevil
"paper view" *hurts myself laughing*
GingerBeardsRule
Link not working. They delete it maybe?
doesntmatter
You are a hero!
BurgerSquid
Video and page gone anyone got archive?
z3lfmoord
Sorry, that page doesn’t exist.
DevonGronka
"paper view fights" *eye twitches*
Gansternamedjohnnypeaches
Isn't it pay per view and not paper view?
eightbitnoise
Yeah that’s the joke
newzealandisthebestcountry
It still doesn't say why she's acting the fool though!! +1 for sauce, chhers!
kiefpant
That post is made even funnier by "paper view fights"
5NoteHalf
Apparently somebody had been dictating their articles to voice recognition. XD
pleonidas
There's also "rock view fights" and "scissor view fights"
majortool
Did they take it down? I just get an error page.
ItzEdInYourBed
No work.
butthole13
Deleted profile I think
majortool
/a/xn10Y
majortool
b flores is op
BruceMightBeBatman
Here is more. That’s Baytown Texas. I live there. Highest cancer rate in Texas. The more you know
RogiBear1990
I dunno... I think Dallas sucks ass.
fluhatinrapper
All Dem nachos
drdavessardogs
The Humidity causes the Cancer, nothing else.
PhailMunsta
Lol As a someone from that area, I'm going to assume you were backhandedly referring to the Exxon plant. Upvote.
BobbyKnight14
I live here too. My bro was there. They both got arrested.
BruceMightBeBatman
I bet I know your brother.... and you
BobbyKnight14
If you’re around the age of 30, there is a good chance.
Barbarian90001
Happened to me before, angry GF attacks you because you took too long to get order.
easytigger
"Bitches be crazy, yo."
CassandraCat
For some reason I think she's a vegetarian and she thought it was meat and that was her form of protest
Devlin1198
LOL
uhhhhhNaNaaNaNaaaaaaaaaa
Not sure why your getting down voted.. Thought your comment was pretty damn funny. Take my +1
CassandraCat
Thanks, I'll wear the downvotes with pride
ghouli
For some reason I think this is kind of ridiculous strawman that would only come up on imgur -_-
grabus
It was my initial thought too.. unrealistic but then agian, the internet has ruined my view on people
CassandraCat
Exactly my thinking.
grabus
It is impressive how you got 70 people to downvote you. Looks like to me that you touched a nerve on a lot of vegans.
CassandraCat
I know right? :D
fluhatinrapper
We are such a fickle community. How did you even get this many downvotes!
CassandraCat
I'unno, but it fills me with a weird pride
fluhatinrapper
As it should, as it should.
superwasabi
looks like all of those filthy vegetarians downvoted you
CassandraCat
Yeeah looks like it hahah
Wolfyboy
Probably not let's be real
CassandraCat
Probably not, but not impossible. Might be an American cunt, that kind of shit happens there on a daily basis, I'm sure
ghouli
Right, for sure. Totally.
CassandraCat
Come one mate, take it with a bit of humor ^^
squintish
Are we just not going to talk about why someone took a vidoe of it playing on a different screen?
Greeneyeddevil
He probably works there and can't just send a copy of the clip to his phone. Some CCTV softwares require a managers code to make copies
DonKeydic
I'm sure everyone freaked out the HE assaulted her.
Ragonkforceayahjondow
I wanna live in a world where attempted nacho disassembly is a crime and this guy is a victim.
ajax111
Considering I scrolled down half the page with no "sexism" complaints to find your post... nah dude. Get over yourself lol.
TGWeaver
I mean, he did hit her in the face. Other stuff happened, too, for sure. But you can't really deny he also did hit her in the face.
CarolMcAlister
She pretty much knocked them into her own face after assaulting him repeatedly.
Tinkrr
Technically the nachos hit her...
Srirachachachachachachachacha
You also can't deny the sky is blue, his nachos were delicious, and she swung repeatedly at him first.
TGWeaver
Nor did I try to deny any of those things.
spiffylookingnerfherder
TGWeaver is pointing out how it is, not how it should be.
SaticoySteel
No one is denying that he hit her (which she deserved) we’re all saying that no one did anything when she kept hitting him first but when $1
SaticoySteel
he decided to hit her back they all reacted. And your comment is saying that that’s not important “other stuff happened too” like what?$2
TGWeaver
Holy shit what's with this projection? I didn't say it wasn't important. I didn't say he shouldn't have. I just said he hit her.
BananaRammaOfMontana
Eat a dick
TGWeaver
Sorry, you're saying he doesn't hit her in the face?
BARRIIICADEtv
Nope. The Nachos did.
SaticoySteel
You don’t want to say that she hit him first, we’re not denying that he hit her back.
TGWeaver
Why are you assuming that? Also people are totally denying he hit her, apparently, because that's literally the only thing I was claiming.
Ragonkforceayahjondow
With Styrofoam.... it's literally got foam in the name. Please find all reports of assault by foam, they should all be worth the read.
TGWeaver
What's with this hyper defense? I literally just said he hit her in the face. I didn't say she was fucking maimed for life.
doesntmatter
It's also got styro, which makes it just one letter away from being assault with deadly dragon!
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
Hitting someone back is not assault.
TGWeaver
In most US jurisdictions, it is. If it's done in self defense it may be justified, but I never said it wasn't. I just said he hit her.
Eurotrash10
Fuck the bitch, but she didnt actually hit him. Lets be honest guys
5NoteHalf
She swung repeatedly. Legally that's still assault.
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
That's because he stopped her before she could. Heck it wasnt even a full hit and the moment it stopped her he moved on.
Eurotrash10
Guys im not defending her. But she didnt touch HIM! if i knock an item out of your hands i havent assaulted you.
KimmieGibbler
Just like if I shot a gun at someone....and missed, I'm innocent right?
TGWeaver
Knocking an item out of someone's hands = shooting them?
Eurotrash10
Attempted murder =/= assault. There is nothing called "attempted assault"
TGWeaver
Apparently Imgur actually CAN deny that the guy hits her in the face, despite it being on loop right in front of us in this video.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Yeah, I'm sure assuming she won't need whole face reconstruction is the same as denying facial contact with styrofoam and corn chips.
TGWeaver
When the fuck did I say she was going to need face reconstruction?? This is exactly what I'm talking about here.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Look up the term "exaggeration." You're making a big deal out of almost nothing.
SaticoySteel
She hit him multiple times and he hit back. He defended himself, I don’t see the problem. You can’t hit someone and not expect to get hit.
TGWeaver
Okay? Who are you arguing with? I never even said she shouldn't have been hit or anything like that.
TGWeaver
This is how defensive Imgur'ss gotten: by even pointing out something you can clearly see, it's assumed I'm trying to make him the bad guy.
comepatsy
Your response could be interpreted as you thinking she didn’t deserve this, when she most certainly did. I’m guessing that’s the reason.
TGWeaver
Yeah, that's my point. Literally all I said was that he hit her in the face -- a clear, visible fact -- and everyone thinks I'm on her side.