Finger Whistling

Sep 11, 2013 9:07 PM

joeinfro

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Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring and pinky fingers.

Place your two middle fingers together, forming an “A” shape.

I feel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this finger combo.

Lip placement is key. Give your lips a quick lick to wet your whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It’s what you do when you pretend you’re an old man without any teeth. Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle successfully.Feel free to adjust how much or little you tuck your lips back. It’s going to vary from person to person.

Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tucked over your teeth.

Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at the tip.

Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You’re basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself.

Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lips.

Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out the sides of your mouth, close your mouth tighter around your fingers. Remember, perfect seal.

Make sure you don’t see your tongue make an appearance in the hole between your fingers! It’s blocking the air from coming out.

You probably won’t get a sound right off the bat. That’s okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue and experiment with different finger angles and varying degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot. Experimentation is key–keep making little adjustments. You’ll know when you’re getting close to your whistle sweet spot because you’ll start producing a noise that sounds sort of like you’re blowing over a beer bottle. Start blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched and loud whistle.

good job making a lot of people look stupid, OP

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Can't fucking do it.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

followed instructions. then realized i came back from the bathroom without washing hands.

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

So i didn't make a sound that I could hear, but my dog did come running

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Husband said "What the fuck was that noise?" When I told him what I was trying to do, he said "That's horrible. Stop it"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you have any idea how wet I am right now

13 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

That's what she DIDN'T say.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go on...

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED! YAY! not loud, but YAY!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I feel like an idiot.

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

open space office?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ditto....

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

" It’s what you do when you pretend you’re an old man without any teeth." **YOU DONT KNOW ME!!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh...man...getting...dizzy...i'm just...going to...take a...nap...for..a bit.

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Going ... to ... fap .. for .. a ...bit

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just don't retry after fapping. Unless...you're into that sort of thing.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*keels over*

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just spat all over myself.

13 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Yes, but how did it sound? We can work on the whole "showering everyone in front of you with your cooties" part later.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Pppppthh"

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear...got dick stuck in an ikea bookshelf.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now I'm all light-headed...

13 years ago | Likes 640 Dislikes 2

Fuck. Me too.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're relevant

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else have the back of their neck go numb?? I think I'm dying, Imgur!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I nearly passed out

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. And I was unsuccessful.

13 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Keep trying, you just have to find the right shape with your fingers and lips and tongue. Think about how a whistle is shaped! :)

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So everyone here has wet drooly fingers now dont they...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yuck. My fingers taste horrible.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read this on my phone while I was bartending last night. It was 3am so I had 6 patrons and I began teaching them based on this post. 1/2

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In about 3 minutes 4 out of the 6 patrons were whistling successfully. I not only get you drunk, I'll teach how to do neat tricks during.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this is how people get hurt

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have now successfully licked my fingers way too much.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

next can you show us whistle fingering?

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

you bastard i lost my shit at work

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I drooled on myself

13 years ago | Likes 2848 Dislikes 4

ditto

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 if you just slobbered all over your hands!

13 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

It's ten times easier if you use your thumb and middle finger :)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just drooled all down my chin.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I feel like someone should be recording me right now.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I am so glad everybody else is failing at this apparently simple task. I'm just going to pretend using a sports whistle is good enough.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Just about laughed out loud in class. Thanks.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

gleeked real hard.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Upvoting for using "gleeked".

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I haven't heard that word in like 10 years.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I logged in simply to upvote this comment. Well done. +1

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a for effort

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I signed in just to upvote you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me too :(

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fingers are very wret

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

instructions unclear, in the E.R. with amputated fingers

13 years ago | Likes 564 Dislikes 9

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how are you typing then?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

with my toes

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

typing with penis!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

he rose to the occasion

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How are you typing this?!

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

with my toes

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with my penis

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

jpiteira has a rare talent where he can bang his head on a keyboard to form the words he wants.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

He uses the hammer

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Or maybe his penis?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is that what you do in canada?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...Well, as a representative for all people in Canada! Not in public...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You really lucked out. The average Imgurian would have bit their dick off.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"average" is someting i've never been :P

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

failed miserably, ill try it later

13 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

this

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah i'm just going to fav. this and... try 'later'

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only to never try again

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My smoke alarm went off due to low battery as soon as I blew. For a second I thought I was fucking awesome.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

TIL my tongue has a mind of its own...

13 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Seriously, mine's wiggling all over the place; how the flip am I supposed to fold it?

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wow do my fingers taste disgusting.

13 years ago | Likes 2492 Dislikes 5

http://imgur.com/dQzfWcG Top middle guy has delicious fingers!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can't...breathe... +1

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Then you're doing it wrong....

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes they do.

13 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

You would know, right?

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yes, yes I would.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally just sat here laughing at this for a good few minutes

13 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I saw this while I was trying it and I actually lol-ed. My fingers taste awful.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh we are supposed to do it with our fingers?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya'll need jesus

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mine taste like grease, gasoline, exhaust, and WD-40. Yum :D

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

maybe you should get that looked at...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you ever think you'd earn 1,000+ upvotes with a comment consisting of these 6 words?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ugh. mine too. so salty. my tongue burns

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha! I think only JDIrrelevant understands who you are...well, and there's me...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

were you washing the duck?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love your username.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mines taste like bacon !!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mine tastes like lotion and sailors. or if you prefer, seamen. ah heck they taste like semen

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Because you touch yourself at night.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What does it taste like and why does it taste like that? I need to know for science.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

salt because it's sweaty

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only correct answer is, your mom.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well, the discofapper set himself up for that one.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

urine because I haven't licked it since the last time I took a crap.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Clean your keyboard.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

i hope you didn't try this after you pooped -_-

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop putting them up your bum!

13 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 2

never

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@kylecorn

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@kylecorn

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.

13 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

And pinworms.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

13 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Lol'd. +1

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ahem... http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/04/08/how-to-whistle-with-your-fingers/

13 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 2

I was just looking for this comment. Thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Copy. Paste. Karma.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Comment +1

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

forgot to add that in. upvote!

13 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 24

I believe you, OP

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

*forgot*...riiiight

13 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 12

You'll all go to great lenghts to point out that OP is a cheat, but none of you will downvote. I don't get the logic.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's not that OP is a cheat, but OP clearly stated he/she forgot to add that in and gave the user who pointed that out an upvote for comp.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

... says every cheat ever.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or says a person who honestly forgot to add that in. You're only assuming you know what's going on. React to what you see and don't assume.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry, I was just trying to get a chuckle. I don't really know and don't really care if it was on purpose :)

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