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Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring and pinky fingers.
Place your two middle fingers together, forming an “A” shape.
I feel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this finger combo.
Lip placement is key. Give your lips a quick lick to wet your whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It’s what you do when you pretend you’re an old man without any teeth. Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle successfully.Feel free to adjust how much or little you tuck your lips back. It’s going to vary from person to person.
Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tucked over your teeth.
Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at the tip.
Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You’re basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself.
Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lips.
Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out the sides of your mouth, close your mouth tighter around your fingers. Remember, perfect seal.
Make sure you don’t see your tongue make an appearance in the hole between your fingers! It’s blocking the air from coming out.
You probably won’t get a sound right off the bat. That’s okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue and experiment with different finger angles and varying degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot. Experimentation is key–keep making little adjustments. You’ll know when you’re getting close to your whistle sweet spot because you’ll start producing a noise that sounds sort of like you’re blowing over a beer bottle. Start blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched and loud whistle.
enderswrath
good job making a lot of people look stupid, OP
WeeblesWobble
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in mouth.
MantisTobagganMD
Can't fucking do it.
BobtheMaker
followed instructions. then realized i came back from the bathroom without washing hands.
whig
So i didn't make a sound that I could hear, but my dog did come running
DerpieCatPhD
Husband said "What the fuck was that noise?" When I told him what I was trying to do, he said "That's horrible. Stop it"
Russss
Do you have any idea how wet I am right now
keyblader1985
That's what she DIDN'T say.
KingCuda13
Go on...
bext
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED! YAY! not loud, but YAY!
ClingTenaciouslyToMyButtocks
I feel like an idiot.
sinala
open space office?
ImBrewEr
Ditto....
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
" It’s what you do when you pretend you’re an old man without any teeth." **YOU DONT KNOW ME!!
JustWantsToHelp
Oh...man...getting...dizzy...i'm just...going to...take a...nap...for..a bit.
wegotabadassoverhere
Going ... to ... fap .. for .. a ...bit
Xikiri
Just don't retry after fapping. Unless...you're into that sort of thing.
Laskypoo
*keels over*
dontdillydanie
I just spat all over myself.
TheNextBestUsername
Yes, but how did it sound? We can work on the whole "showering everyone in front of you with your cooties" part later.
dontdillydanie
"Pppppthh"
ImReadyPutMeInCoach
Instructions unclear...got dick stuck in an ikea bookshelf.
Puffmax
Now I'm all light-headed...
SarahJewel
Fuck. Me too.
blockingthesky
You're relevant
fumble
Did anyone else have the back of their neck go numb?? I think I'm dying, Imgur!!!!
ohdearme
I nearly passed out
snailturtle
Me too. And I was unsuccessful.
BigMammaLlama5
Keep trying, you just have to find the right shape with your fingers and lips and tongue. Think about how a whistle is shaped! :)
ajmoss
Video: http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/07/27/how-to-whistle-with-your-fingers-video/
guyskissing
I DID IT!
MarionTheLibrarian
Congrats! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf0-VCTJK2I
VeryArousedKoala
So everyone here has wet drooly fingers now dont they...
AvelinoIsMyLastname
Yuck. My fingers taste horrible.
hugohugoyeayea
I read this on my phone while I was bartending last night. It was 3am so I had 6 patrons and I began teaching them based on this post. 1/2
hugohugoyeayea
In about 3 minutes 4 out of the 6 patrons were whistling successfully. I not only get you drunk, I'll teach how to do neat tricks during.
VanDownByTheRiver
this is how people get hurt
MajorMajorMajorMajorMAJORMAJORMAJORMAJOR
I have now successfully licked my fingers way too much.
dropeleven
next can you show us whistle fingering?
Rockety
you bastard i lost my shit at work
aquaticpanda
I drooled on myself
IDontKnowHowManyTimes
ditto
NehiyawBabeDroid
+1 if you just slobbered all over your hands!
Kraeann4511
It's ten times easier if you use your thumb and middle finger :)
RobinOfFoxley
I just drooled all down my chin.
superblyme
I feel like someone should be recording me right now.
Procrastin8her
I am so glad everybody else is failing at this apparently simple task. I'm just going to pretend using a sports whistle is good enough.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Just about laughed out loud in class. Thanks.
BingleBangleBungle
gleeked real hard.
WorkLurker
Upvoting for using "gleeked".
SarcasticUserName
I haven't heard that word in like 10 years.
iforgottowearpants
I logged in simply to upvote this comment. Well done. +1
Bluefire72195
a for effort
eyeiswhateyeis
I signed in just to upvote you.
elefriend
Yup
mooonhead
me too :(
liliputian7
My fingers are very wret
jpiteira
instructions unclear, in the E.R. with amputated fingers
circuzninja
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in mouth.
YouLikeDags
how are you typing then?
jpiteira
with my toes
KawikaLo
typing with penis!
YouLikeDags
he rose to the occasion
mamamemequeenscb
How are you typing this?!
jpiteira
with my toes
DaveTheBarbarian
with my penis
thebrownknightrises
jpiteira has a rare talent where he can bang his head on a keyboard to form the words he wants.
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
He uses the hammer
CanadianSith
... Or maybe his penis?
HarderBetterFasterStronger
Is that what you do in canada?
CanadianSith
...Well, as a representative for all people in Canada! Not in public...
TheNextBestUsername
You really lucked out. The average Imgurian would have bit their dick off.
jpiteira
"average" is someting i've never been :P
HermeneuticalQuandary
failed miserably, ill try it later
complimentpin
this
donnalama
yeah i'm just going to fav. this and... try 'later'
aj94plus
only to never try again
graciousbe
My smoke alarm went off due to low battery as soon as I blew. For a second I thought I was fucking awesome.
saltthesnail
TIL my tongue has a mind of its own...
DDB2020
Seriously, mine's wiggling all over the place; how the flip am I supposed to fold it?
amyhadalittlepond
Wow do my fingers taste disgusting.
metsys
http://imgur.com/dQzfWcG Top middle guy has delicious fingers!
piedownjoe
Can't...breathe... +1
JokesDeservedButNotNeeded
Then you're doing it wrong....
migur
Yes, yes they do.
FoxyEllie
You would know, right?
migur
Yes, yes I would.
PassiveAgressiveShark
I literally just sat here laughing at this for a good few minutes
biologycat
I saw this while I was trying it and I actually lol-ed. My fingers taste awful.
garydee
Oh we are supposed to do it with our fingers?
awimbowayawimboway
Ya'll need jesus
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Mine taste like grease, gasoline, exhaust, and WD-40. Yum :D
MrCyborgSpoon
maybe you should get that looked at...
lawlysmoke
Did you ever think you'd earn 1,000+ upvotes with a comment consisting of these 6 words?
LikeHanSoloIAlwaysStrokeMyOwnWookie
ugh. mine too. so salty. my tongue burns
cavemammajamma
Ha! I think only JDIrrelevant understands who you are...well, and there's me...
TedoJD
were you washing the duck?
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
I love your username.
mushmush
mines taste like bacon !!!
mmyessss
mine tastes like lotion and sailors. or if you prefer, seamen. ah heck they taste like semen
LadyDElerium
Because you touch yourself at night.
iamthediscofapper
What does it taste like and why does it taste like that? I need to know for science.
biologycat
salt because it's sweaty
SavageHonesty
The only correct answer is, your mom.
WorkLurker
Well, the discofapper set himself up for that one.
droomph
urine because I haven't licked it since the last time I took a crap.
Boniface
Clean your keyboard.
wtfgagr
i hope you didn't try this after you pooped -_-
jdijdijdi
Stop putting them up your bum!
jammuuu
never
petchlonk
@kylecorn
EDWARDMACARONlFORK
@kylecorn
MrPredator
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.
caramelee
And pinworms.
Churts
Man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
oHaiDer
Lol'd. +1
yourspellingisbadandyoushouldfeelbad
ahem... http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/04/08/how-to-whistle-with-your-fingers/
parrothead4ever
I was just looking for this comment. Thank you.
sushisandwiches
Copy. Paste. Karma.
VitaMark
Comment +1
joeinfro
forgot to add that in. upvote!
HollandTunnel
I believe you, OP
ExPFCWintergreen
*forgot*...riiiight
CameToDrinkMilkAndDownvote
You'll all go to great lenghts to point out that OP is a cheat, but none of you will downvote. I don't get the logic.
CallMeRusty
It's not that OP is a cheat, but OP clearly stated he/she forgot to add that in and gave the user who pointed that out an upvote for comp.
rudejohn
... says every cheat ever.
CallMeRusty
Or says a person who honestly forgot to add that in. You're only assuming you know what's going on. React to what you see and don't assume.
rudejohn
Sorry, I was just trying to get a chuckle. I don't really know and don't really care if it was on purpose :)