Bobaganush
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Nov 15, 2016 9:44 PM
Bobaganush
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kenbone18
Since when does $6,005,000 = 6.5 million?
Doridan
Hey yo, can someone send me 50$ cash?
onlyhalfghost
Do you accept Zimbabwe Dollars? I have 50 of those.
thatchrisprattissohot
Here you go: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/50_USD_Series_2004_Note_Front.jpg
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
As you wish, Mr/Ms. Sycomn. I just need you to send me $100 first. Processing funds and all that, ya kn0
sticksosteel
Just send him his fifty dollars back, gosh...
snarkymonkey
That was my favourite part
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I love it. "Were giving you $6m but can't afford the $50 cost to deliver it" lmao
akshually
Don't you know about the bird?
TCTom
Bird is the word.
FelixTheCAT5e
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba mbaba mow baba mmmbaa baa mow
Nutinbutbootson
Haven't you heard? Bird. Bird. Bird is the word.
mentallyunstable
Please don't be Jamaican.... Please don't be Jamaican.... Please don't be Jamaican... Fuck
ThouHastNoPizza
Why not Jamaican in particular?
mentallyunstable
Because it is my nationality.
Kendurha
This whole post was a success. Not one little wee let down. Thank you! +1
bigredfiretruk
this is real. the battery life checks out
NoOne156
Good bye Mr. Burke. You will live with unrest until you change your number
mckingkongslovin
Holy shit your white!!! God I love Imgur...
Mistrblank
I lost it at cousin pookie.
YoLiGe
Are people that dense and so into the role they don't notice they're being trolled to oblivion? Jeeeeeeeeesus... http://i.imgur.com/dwvkx.g
BachelorGourmet
Well, they prey on really stupid people. So sometimes it might just seem like par for the course.
OddlyIrrelevantUsername
ichooseshorts
Heather Campbell commented on your photo
AllenRobertson
He seems to be becoming exasperated with all your comments. I envision some eye rolling and clicking of the tongue on his end. ????
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Should have asked him to take the $50 out of the money he owed you
Ifuckedarubbercunt
Who is Heather hmm?! You fuckin bearded slut you!
weeshful
+1 for scam baiting. thank you for protecting us.
southBendShovelSlayer
I think Mr. Robinson would be fun to have tacos with
AllenRobertson
????
AllenRobertson
That was supposed to be a kissy face.
datfandomdoe
;*
shootsewvintage
As someone who has lived in Meridian, MS...its Meridian REGIONAL. Nothing international about it's three flights a day runway on a swamp.
HookbillHucklebuck
Watching the battery life on your phone was one hell of a roller coaster
lookitdemdownvotes
Those selfies are glorious
realhillaryclinton
HEATHER CAMPBELL COMMENTED ON YOUR PHOTO!
Gavinus
Pookie & Pookie Legal Consultations™
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
They're good dogs Brent.
Gavinus
Pookie ate my shoelaces and pooped them out but Pookie managed to win my indecent exposure case
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Would you recommend Pookie? I got a court date coming up
pc404
10/10 would hire for divorce
knotch2
Pookie got my charges dropped, and had the court rule in my favor making the state pay me $4000! He did it all pro BONE-O
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
...Didn't he also pee on the judge?
knotch2
No, but he peed on the Security officer, Pookie mentioned something to me about hating pigs.
mesoziocera
Yoooo from a fellow mississippian.
CourtneyBlythe
Img I found his Facebook page.
CourtneyBlythe
If only I knew how to upload pictures.
elbuhogutierrez
This was fucking awesome, I wish I had the time tu pull this off! And the $50.00 Mr Robertson should be running for president
AllenRobertson
I need sponsors. It'll be huge.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
That's a lot of effort for $50.
Cecilrt
The idea behind scams isn' to trick smart people, but dumb people... hence why they go along with the BS
hoefty
Pretty sure he was after the bank account info
Scorpiongun
I mean, i aint gay, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
Shit man, last I saw the going rate was 20. You a high class broad
ihaventkilledanybodysince1984
That was probably so the mark would have skin in the game, and be more likely to do a larger WU transfer when things inevitably go bad
davidtrest
This. Start small and continually ramp up the demands with additional "problems".
Leeloothedog
beats suckin cock on orange blossom trail for $37.99 tho
XxBiggusDickusxX
IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE
TicoGuy
Yeah and whats worse is they only get like $25 of it. Thats why they have to do it constantly with hundreds of people.
ichai
Best part is, if they spent that time coming up with a genuine business idea, they would be making more money.
HiggityHitler
Cause Jamaicas known for its booming buissness
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
If they're that desperate, they can just set up a tent and sell dredlock hats by the cruise liners. I bought one once...
ichai
How much time do they put into scams? How often do they succeed? How much can they make doing just about anything else? Scams are stupid.
HiggityHitler
If they didn't succeed this wouldn't be an issue. People will kill eachother over a list of phone numbers. They try and target elderly 1/
10tacles
Automatically send to millions of people, and when someone replies you put a human to work on it.
SeaHutch
Why is Burke's profile pic for Facebook a black guy at Thursday gym when his selfish is a white guy?
AllenRobertson
I'll be signing autographs for 5$ each. Gotta get this 50$
Bobaganush
As the OP, AllenRobertson is the author of this. He posted it in real-time on his Facebook page, and he let me post it here.
CutOffAllTies
This needs to be higher up
relsky
You are doing God's work. Good job, sir!
justlivinthedream
1 (775) 644-3112 Hmm? How many IMGURian dick pics can flood one account I wonder?
Nood1e
.
Shiroto
Is the picture actually the guy?
pizzadeliveryguy
It's still Tom as of now, he said, "fuck you" and that's all.
TOTOAFRICA
Can I have some pizza?
BR3WER
Best comment period.
CheflyOne
I did it.
Imayormaynotbenottellingthetruth
&??
CheflyOne
No replies. Kinda disappointing
ft13
So does that number work? I also would like to jump on the train and fuck with this douche
hypotenoose
I haven't received a response.
ft13
Ok. That's what I was looking for. To see if anything happened
Shitposting2017
Why don't we giver the ol college effort?
Leithoa
http://arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com/CHCollegeTry.jpg
justlivinthedream
NO ... PLEASE ... DON'T ... STOP
tehzpoon
+1 for Wonka.
MetalOranges
SethPatricus
I CAN ONLY GET SO ERRECT!
ThatsMyNameDontWearItOut
You heard him. Please don't stop.
MercuryAI
JIHAAAD Motherfucker!! Let the perfect cockstorm commence.
abbyrose91
I must know if this person still has this #
IamtheJubster
Dot mania
DirtyMicrowave
Such an elaborate way to get people to send you dick pics. You could've just asked.
OmgSeriously
The deed is done the answer 982
DarkSock
So...many...
BrooceWain
Kirugana
oh wow that phone number is in the same area as me
PartyMarty92
He also has a bunch of battle toads
perfecteye18
Hahahahaha please god
helpim18whatshappening
Do people actually bother sending dick pics tho. It seems like a lot of effort for annoyance
DickPicEnthusiast
Goddamn it.
FarmerFrance
1775 644-3112
Shiroto
Thanks!
FarmerFrance
For you mobile people, just copy the whole message
ThatOneDemon
MVP^
Zinc771
Doing the lord's work
AlexanderDoesntDeserveElizabethSchuylerMaybeHeDoesIdk1781
I am ready to send dogs humping other dogs to this man
BellyBoi
UnemployedReceptionist
TimeFoDat
I would not send dick picks to a random number, you never know who's on the other end of that phone—could be a kid or something.
thegelatoking
It doesn't have to be your own dick
Kanyelyrics
Lmfao like that makes it better.. I laughed way to hard at this
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nebworb
*a felony.
Shiroto
Felonier!
anonymouslover
Any responses
Turner78
I left a vm, (I called private) sounds like an excited automated voice
CrotchRash
Nothing yet.
nebworb
Pretty sure unsolicited dick pics is sexual harassment so maybe not.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Its illegal inAustralia
tomyironmane
ALL OF THEM. Does it count if we don't photo our own junk and instead borrow pix from old medical journals?
birds1
Hell yeah a dicks a dick
tomyironmane
High octane nightmare fuel dick.
20Spades
Ximien
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the4getful
I don't have a pee pee to send :(
jimjackboredom
You know there are websites that'll flood a phone with texts. You can send so many the phone may need to be restarted several times
lunaticchik
Like what? Do they cost money? Are they traceable? I'm asking for a friend.
jimjackboredom
https://techreviewpro.com/top-free-sms-sites-send-anonymous-sms-from-fake-number-prank-your-friends-4873/ don't remember what was used
MrAppendixX
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lunaticchik
Thank you!
jimjackboredom
Against me but this should get you going
SoleSurvivorr
Anybody got anything yet?
tehPhreakmang
But what if the number was recycled and some 12 year old girl has it now?
findingjewels
Always start a conversation with "Hey Baby, I missed your dick!"
CrotchRash
I'm bored, time to start texting from a, uhhh, spare phone.
ImAWolfPackof3
http://imgur.com/llcRbYG
piirus
Showing your part?
Someonemiccat
HAH! DICK JOKE
SubZeroWithAFever
This will go underappreciated by dozens. But one +1
justanothercarmechanic
Risky click of the day
DaddiBlart
Proceeding to do a fuck
skibare87
Wow if that's all it takes to get dick pics maybe I'll post my number....
Longtimelurkin
That's a Reno Nevada area code.
retniwck
Thanks, I was just wondering that
Robvp
It's quite easy to get a US number through an android app, I'm in Mexico and got a San Diego number with the TextMe app
bkeljda
I use textnow when i need to have someone outside of work send me a pic of an error they get when they are away from their computer
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Don't be fooled...the scammer probably resides in Nigeria or India.
Insomnia297
Or possibly Jamaica... unless that's a proxy
IronicUsername
Friendly reminder: Numbers change ownership, phone conversations can be faked, and a 14 year old could be the one to receive your dick pic.
YoureMyBrotherBear
its too late now
DotSlashNatalie
"I'm going to need you to take a seat over there" - Chris Hansen probably
TalosGuideUs
Got wm
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
*Glances at 10 mile long couch and back at imgurians*
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
You say that last part like it was a bad thing
Sc00ba5teeve
I've been receiving phone calls from lawyers for about 4 years now because of the dipshit previous owner of my phone number.
TheAngryBang
I remember my old number went to a 10 year old girl. I run with a rowdy group. I had to post repeatedly on Facebook so every1 would kno...
amahler
Exactly. Mine was used in a scam and I kept getting angry call backs for about two months.
rookerrocks
Damn, spoil the funn
cmfler
Sooooo win-win?
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
My thoughts exactly. You can spoof phone numbers. I've had mine being used by "Microsoft Techs" to fix your PC.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
I've been called by my own damn number.. Fuckers
FunJokeGoesHere
I've been called by a number one number off.... I answered and when I told them I didn't have a credit card they hung up.
bkeljda
Had the "FBI" call me saying i had a federal case against me and i needed to pay $10k to squash it. Refused to tell me what the case was for
ratchethatchet
That sounds legit for FBI, actually. Or maybe IRS. "You owe us this but I won't tell you why."
bkeljda
Sounded like a scam to me. I hung up on them saying if this is true you know my address come get me. Never heard back.
hokeydokey
The previous owner of my number has a serious amount of debt collectors after her, 9 years they are still calling
homicidalslayer
Previous owner of mine was a drug dealer. I've had some interesting conversations that I wish I'd screencapped.
DadddyWarlord
I know my previous number life story. Shes a wreck. Lost the house, kids. Shit ton in debt. I still get calls for water bills. :/
Femail76
Number must remain unused in pool for 60+ days
CairoLen
So? I'm forever getting calls and texts for some asshole named Bill.
Femail76
Well bill lost that number at least 60 days before you. Bill must hate his friends