iherpmyselftoday
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Hers: https://imgur.com/gallery/STjge Mine: https://imgur.com/gallery/Mb5kf
Mar 9, 2018 7:13 PM
iherpmyselftoday
207884
4641
171
Hers: https://imgur.com/gallery/STjge Mine: https://imgur.com/gallery/Mb5kf
fnordy
I looked up Coco Ho. Apparently she cannot take a bad picture. Holy carp.
notgriff
You and your wife must be the two people I. The world who actually have cricket!
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
@iherpmyselftoday I upvoted yours earlier, didn't even look at hers because it was a repost. That said, her post is a bit better.
tacodefender
You check out her albums?
UrsusDerpus
If it’s any consolation, I didn’t see her post until you mentioned it, and I’ve left my upvote on your post and not hers
awesomesaur
Message unclear, downvoted all
theguywiththevoice
Hers was better
TallLightnHandsome
I think it's because her collection was more complete.
jalcantara88127001
Shes using u bro. Damn pointsdigger
ProphetOfCod
More points for both of you. Keep the love alive.
iherpmyselftoday
So pure and true.
RuffleMyFluffles
You DID send her the photos though, it was fair game
iherpmyselftoday
That’s what she keeps saying.
Ladyfannyofomaha
illmx
"Hurd"?
mackydoodledandy
For the husband +1. For the wife -1
Ladyfannyofomaha
JayB662
I hope your wife posts this
DaveWallace
TheySayTheGirthCouldKill
Fuck your wife.
Sinjai
How are they from her phone if it's a screenshot of texts you got? SUSPICIOUS
Ladyfannyofomaha
I received his texts, howled for a few minutes, saved them, and posted.
iherpmyselftoday
A valid observation - i sent her the screenshots i took
BrazilianThunderPanda
In fairness hers had the second screenshot
smpat04
Loool
FireCannons
That’s the look I get from my girlfriend when I’m playin call of duty and I don’t answer the question “you wanna go out tonight?”
CuttleFishOfCthulu
This is some funny shit. You guys are the top two posts in usersub.
Jest3r123
Yours has more points.
iherpmyselftoday
Thanks to imgurians like you!
SavageHonesty
Not anymore! Muahahahahaha
whirrrrkachunk
Imagine if your wife reposts this.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Puck her in the Fussy
krohm
Doing my part, giving the upvote to the man
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lemmonjello
what if its a cleaver ploy by the wife
ShinySephiroth
They're also doing my part, as I'm too lazy
CloveHitchedIn
Technically, she should get 77% of the up votes.
lemmonjello
only because she is more likely to work less hours to take care of the family
thefuzziestofbutts
I hope I see this post later from her account.
iherpmyselftoday
No shit, she actually posted this in comments on her post. Which is grounds for divorce.
1987tNoodlePrincess
I upvoted yours, but just know, it's the only time I'm doing it.
WellThatsOriginal
Are you the side chick?
1987tNoodlePrincess
No, random dude
AquaHair
Right, princess.
sweetpeach29
WannieTheSane
Sorry AquaHair, the princess is in another thread.
AquaHair
I was referencing the username.
TheSilverShock
I think it’s adorable when couples are on Imgur together you
youmumgay
@hkm123 get off imgur bitch
LurlineLumpkin
My bf is a lurker to the third degree - He literally lurks over my shoulder - at EVERY POST. If he laughs (and I don't) I upvote for him.
Duendes
Dude, I make the weirdest facetious comments on here. If my wife were to see it, I'd be in the looney bin
TransGirlsDoItBetter
BrushesofDoom
rickanddianne
We are relevant.
mydadhasaharrypotter
My husband and I love imguring together!
AquaHair
Mine too! We send each other things all the time.
mydadhasaharrypotter
Us too!!!
cow042
My gf used to browse imgur but the comments annoyed her so ahe went back to reddit
AquaHair
The comments are the best part of imgur!!!
StupiditySurroundsMe
Dilly Dilly!
ConfusedLook
@OyeWithThePoodlesAlready
Trustmeimadogtor
I like that my husband is not on here because I get to show him memes that he hasn't seen all the time and he thinks I'm really cool
RoxanneLaWin
Me?
Snooj
No, not you.
TheSilverShock
Oh shit. It was supposed to say “you two keep at it” guess I just left it at you like a FOOL
RoxanneLaWin
It’s ok. I just thought someone was talking to me. But I was wrong. Like always.
ProfessorSad1
Story of my life
ThisIsN0tMyName
I'm afraid
pomhub28
ShinySephiroth
Us
ThatgifwithaCat
I showed my hubs Imgur lol he's now just starting to point whore
Scirax
Oh stop it you! I'm just trying to contribute to the comunity...
ThatgifwithaCat
AHappyLittleSlut
Met my boyfriend here. Moved from CA to TN to spend my life with him. We love Imgur.
NZSheeps
Well aren't you a happy litt.... sees username, oh, you know.
AHappyLittleSlut
Yup! Definitely aware
notanevilgenius
Can I ask how that worked, how do you meet people on here?
AHappyLittleSlut
He liked my username, tho it was different at the time, and sent me a message.
DougForcett
Hi.
ExtraZOIDBERG
notanevilgenius
hi, how are you?
Nepeta33
hello!
notanevilgenius
hi, how are you?
Nepeta33
doing well! mostly.
PhunsukhWangdu
Let's face it, you don't have a wife
CatOnTheRoof
Lord Voldemort always knows!
MisterBrando
But he does possibly have herpes per the username. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.
iherpmyselftoday
Not anymore. It’s over. Last straw.
ImTheBean
Did she herp herself too or was it from you
absoliutenus
congrats , now you finally will get laid
PapaTrunks
So...you're both single? ;)
Ujjio
SexualConsent
@ladyfannyofomaha Can you confirm?
Ladyfannyofomaha
He is, indeed, still married. To me. For the moment.
REDF0RMANSF00T
Dammit...now what am I going to do with this sword I bought you for our first date?
Daeryn
Where's the obligatory 'i understood that reference' post?
TheAdamantite
Ahah. So quick. You guys are good.
PhunsukhWangdu
Congrats on the...no more sex?
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Congrats on being able to have sex anyone that wants sex with you. I've had trouble finding those people though.
youcantproveit
Lower your standards bro. They don't "have" to want to. amirite?
SexualConsent
I simply must protest this
Gmayor61
He had a wife so you're a little late on that
Samuraio
There wasn't any to begin with.
iherpmyselftoday
Oh shit. You’re right. We’re back together. Gonna try to make this work.
psyduckdontgiveafuck
#priorities
ZuIthar
Boggsy17
You sure you're married I feel like you lose sex once you get married.
WarTortilla
You’re right, it’s over again
AquaHair
Only if someone's stupid.