It's lupus?
Precautions
Confused in gamer
MRW A girl tells me she got her nipples pierced.
Day 16 of self-isolation: My wife has officially lost her mind
I grew up on these streets.
Wait for it...
4 year old asked what a plane was to the Google home. It didn't hear her. I sprang into action.
Transformer sound.
How to make disinfecting wipes on the cheap and easy.
Pug life.
The rare house domesticated Maremma.
Anyone for a late night snack?
Did a thing...
Not sure.
That should do it...
Not my business.
Sundays
Dwight knows....
Perri...
Winner!
Cat pride
Quest animals
Ninja indeed...
Marge!?
She's a keeper.
At least I'm above average in something.
Happy New Year! But don't forget...
A good way to get around town, that's what it is.
The whole story.
What is it about 3:33AM!?
Welcome to new...
YOU POINT, I PUNCH!
Feet.
MRW I realise I ate one full package of mini doughnuts in under a hour.
MOM! Quit horsing around!
Define overreaction...
MRW some guy bets me $100 that I can't suck myself off.
Playing axes and allies and no one will join me.
Take the job search in a different direction Winston...
Cheat day from the diet.
Going the way of the history channel...
When you set the metal detector to 11
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Pups means fart in German...
Monday morning self motivation
TIL I'm week/Jobless.
I have to repeat to myself, "spiders are NOT cute..."
Flinch
When smoke is life.
Tom Jones plays in my head Everytime I see Carlton dance. Some say, it's not unusual...
Waking up Monday morning.
If you don't stop and look around once and a while, you may miss it.
DMV
The trunk monkey