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JoyBunny
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/mattrat/ You forgot to credit the artist.
LolFuckInsertHere
"I heard you prefer dick." My reaction: listen here you little shit.
PsTymier
cleoo
I heard the white teenage girl tone in that last "o mg"
IsThisFurry
Yes, this is completely furry, 100% furry, undeniable
taigitsune
Furries on the front page of Imgur?
ithinkiamgonnajustgoshithereyoucantrytostopme
As a non crazy furry, this is really tame. ANOTHER!
SKELETONMAAAN
txGrizzly
http://media2.giphy.com/media/xiJXFeua9tMqc/200.gif
grmegu
stabbedintheface
These are like 10 year old humor but drawn by a 15 year old
StaManly632
yus
JeanLucPicard
This one is funnier I think https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/99/0b/990bec3e3ce5fba44a0568084a518312.jpg
tamerthelame
Oh... My God
HabitQueen
Honk!
namelesscynic
Furry jokes?
McCormack
http://imgur.com/h8GuoM8.png
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
Look I don't get paid for this shit, I mean uh Matt Rat '14
graehall
Furries, furries everywhere :P
ChewbaccasCousin
We are a infestation :D
stonerhippiemutt
You rang? :P
Magpiebones
Oh no, what shall we do?!
20sidedhero
3rd one got me because I can honestly picture my wife going through that exact sequence.
Souljunk
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
"It itches."
peculiarpieces
Souljunk indeed.
ishaw94
Mhm. Yep. I like this. +1
stonerhippiemutt
Aw ye, does this mean we're cool now?? I should totally start wearing my tail to parties.
ScottOtter
You should anyways dude!
stonerhippiemutt
naw I can't, I have too much shame x3
ScottOtter
oh pSHAW, what is even shame, really?
xoferif
My furry is tingling.
ScottOtter
Let the furry flow through you.
Cassiraa
http://imgur.com/h8GuoM8.png
crowhorde
You should probably get that checked out.
xoferif
Doc said to get more shampoo.
Efreeti
Gross.
mooglemuffins
Your furry what? YOUR FURRY WHAT!??!!
TheMonsterKing
its like a bunch of really bad jokes except the characters are sonic the hedgehog
listerssisterthefisterresister
2fast
DrIvoRobotnik
So, like the old Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons?
graehall
Yeah they're not even top comment level funny. I think it's the furry art style that's doing the heavy lifting.
zackofspades
(1/2)For some reason this comment caused me to imagine sports casters debating front-page worthiness, round-table style...
zackofspades
(2/2)'Thats an interesting point Monster, I say the art has shouldered most of burden thus far, let's look at that upvote replay again.'
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EmuMoogle
Because - and I'm about to blow your mind here - there are more furries out there than you might think.
Kingmal
It's true that furries aren't as rare as you'd think, but there aren't enough of us to single-handedly influence the front page.
FaxCelestis
Imgur: the simple furry sharer
thefatlonelyjew
lel
anneka
I giggled at a few of them, mostly because I'm immature. Heck, I think they're better than the vegetable comics some imgurian makes.
TitansAllTheWayDown
I think those comics are unoriginal and just use cliche jokes and predictable punchlines :/
Kingmal
Yeah. Being a furry I have a bias towards things featuring anthropomorphic characters, but these... were just not that funny.
FuckedSoHardNowImParaplegic
Last one, thatsmyfetish.gif
Majorgrunt
I want to downvote you merely on principle, but I wont.
grapesforducks
I get you... The concept is: "Your kink is not my kink and that's OK."
SharksInSpace
There's an edit of the last one where she's actually shitting.
JeanLucPicard
https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/99/2f/992f25b28a2710875070164315ab7d85.jpg
SharksInSpace
Ding. Make sure to NSFW and NSFL that.
JeanLucPicard
Thank you for that good sir. An oversight on my part.
Maprod
Out of pure curiosity, how does that work? Do you get off to your own pooping? Do you have to smear it on your dick to get off?
PrfctDrk
Asking the real tough questions
sexybuttercup
Google "Scat". You're welcome...kinda.
ElioNope
bigbrother
aaand now there will be posts of just this snippet and not the rest of the comic.
Seven7greens
How do you favorite again?
hannes3120
open in new tab -> delete the dot and every after -> reload with that url -> profit
InfiniteSynapse
Oh they removed the favorite shortcut when clicking the picture. Sad.
MrPredator
TFW a white gurl has reached her breaking point and she can even.
BuckBoost
HuxtonFael
dracomoss
Reminds me of Janice http://youtu.be/gm8paBMbZTA
DragonBrigade
I wish I could favorite this. :( @sarah
sarah
You can! Add /fav after the URL.
DragonBrigade
But, why were the buttons removed? They were the best thing ever. (Thanks by the way)
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
You beat me to it.
usershame
Rabidchiuaua
This is great.
mobius501
Nice
CaptHands
Can't believe somebody has already modified this. You... Glorious... Bastard. (Whoever you are)
justchasinglight
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
MrMcBadass
Damn son
ibeandrew
Commenting so I can grab this from my laptop later
pyrobob4
:D I so rarely find my gifs in the wild.
paps511
Lol, "the wild"
GeorgeRRMartinhauntsmysexualnightmares
commenting for later use
MisterNesbitt
We've met before.
TehCurlieFro
I downvoted this just do I could upvote it again..
MrPredator
Thought this was mine, looked closer, it isn't.
SomethingCleverBand
I didn't know I needed this in my life. Now I do.
nohandelbars
Dodgeball master
therapistindisguise
So @irrelevantgif is outsourcing...
GALL0WSHUM0R
It's an upvote gif, though. So it's somewhat relevant.
Dooood
How is an upvote gif irrelevant? Did you even really look before passing judgement, or just assume it was the same unedited gif?
therapistindisguise
O see it. So sorry. I'll take my punishment and leave... Sorry again. That's actually a very nice use of the original gif +1
KooGoO
Nice
Tzell
Oh look furry stuff made it to the front page..mm..
MrMcBadass
Wind in the willows ?
Dracowrath
Yeah, we dont look at asses because of the anus. We look at asses because of the large ass cheeks and the pussy just past them.
KyleLanham
furries unite
Dracowrath
That awkward moment when a furry post gets to the front page and I have top comment...
ItsOkayItsOfficial
I have struggled my whole life to articulate this. You're a scholar and a gentleman.
eggtartsandfarts
Can confirm. Am female who perv on everyone's ass.
phistrong
( )*( )
LoveAndCoffeeButNotNecessarilyInThatOrder
Starfish!
MundaneFacts
As formerly-quadrapedal bipeds the gluteus maximus is essential to locomotion and a large pair indicative of a healthy mate.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
dat username tho
SecretCatPolicy
At least someone gets it. We like arses for the same reason many primates get ischial callosities - because big means healthy and strong.
TheNipplerCrippler
That was elegant haha
zildjianvibes
Speak for yourself...
JeanLucPicard
False. My panus like da anus.
ratfinkfuck
Painis Cupcake
swaptrick
You. I like you.
PrfctDrk
LOL
rg001
Painis inne ainis!
bigdckmclongpns
E Pluribus Anus
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
I'm pretty sure some people insert their body parts in other people's anuses.
BanannaNutMuffins
They do?!
maybeaforestheartambassador
the do, believe me
Majorgrunt
I don't know about you, but if I was looking at an ass without an anus, I would be massively freaked out.
pinecone
That would be a Moomin-ass.
Dracowrath
Well yeah, but we're not looking big butts thinking "Hey...poop comes from there...aw yeah..."
Majorgrunt
True.
Contra64
Now that's all I can think about! You ruined big butts for me!
risalamalta
As a nursing student this makes me think of proctectomy where you remove the anus and part of the intestine.
Solkanarmy
no shit
eMARLOWEe
That...that was...poetic.
Rabbyk
*slow clap*
listerssisterthefisterresister
Pretty much.
NotACanadian
this guy
WhatzitTooya
He saw and took the perfect opportunity. Now he (or she) can die in peace, it's all downhill from now on.
SpicedNipples
Perfect
MobileUserGundam
How often are you looking at an ass in a situation where you can see an anus?
Majorgrunt
Only every time I have sex? or watch porn?
JeanLucPicard
Relatively rarely, good point.
Caustic96
a naked split?
irontom
Big glutes mean that the female will be able to carry the offspring and run from danger.
agrrrrimapirate
you tell em!
hedonist222
Defecate for yourself, please.
gewalt
but anal intercourse is awesome
MaxIn
Butt?
dhelsan
PREACH
ShiverMePenguins
Speak for yourself, I'm a buttslut
Banalinguist
Yeah, ignore him. You should come with me to my van instead.
sanityhappens
Prepare your outbox
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Sup.
iDrinkDrano
Well....
swaptrick
http://imgur.com/80tnLGR
OatmealOgre
http://imgur.com/h8GuoM8.png Can we please start using this?
FastF0x
Well, I think we did what you asked..
MichaelBay
You know, Funnyjunk, the place where I came from, was using this like a year ago.
zackofspades
Its the vacant looking stare that gets me everytime.
SKELETONMAAAN
I already saw it being used. Probably just not here
Rhase
You don't need permission. Do it up! Make it a thing.
CaptainMcAnus
Just like literal confession bear.
SirPelvisJohnwood
New loading gif!
GODofTimewaste
Yep.
ORGANICGUY
I will join you in this quest!
2spleeman123
yus
rockiesmagicnumber
go ahead
McCormack
Spammed it in about 20 posts, now it shall gain popularity.
ChocksAway
I've started looking for a chance to use it...turns out it's harder to do than I thought it'd be.
zackofspades
Harder. Giggity.
Diax1324
Yep
BuckBoost
HaniiPuppy
That reminds me of tumblr.
Geogon
http://imgur.com/h8GuoM8.png
BuckBoost
TheGhostofRepostPast
http://imgur.com/h8GuoM8.png
BuckBoost
anxiously
Does anyone else weigh themselves before and after a bathroom visit, just to see if it made a difference?
Crimpmonkey
1.5 pounds is usually released in the morning. I do this often.
RoseNoot
Laid down a two pounder once. Amazing.
anxiously
I did not expect such a response. High five to all you pre and post poop weighers!
NotAmused1001
Once, I pooped out the equivalent of a leg.
anneka
You joke, but you should actually weigh yourself at the same point in your, uh, "daily toilet routine" to get accurate results over time.
DardCholed
Yes. Everyone.
anxiously
I'm relieved!
Ravenuser
Of course! Still, I don't think HOT GAS could make you weight more...
myfaceisfullofhotdogs
I've always noticed that I lose more weight by peeing than I do pooing. Kinda the opposite of what people think.
howharddoihavetotry2getausername
I once lost 4 pounds after taking a dump. I went from 103 lbs to 99. It was a good day for 11 year old me
SugarSmack
I've done it.
Aranyszin
Everyone does. There are people who do it, and people who lie and say they don't.
anxiously
Hah!
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
Yup especially if it is a gym poop (mix of protein shake and exercise)!
vanella
I weigh myself upside down, so laying on the floor with my feet in the air and the scale on them. I heard that's the correct way of doing it
MrSyth
I actually lost 8 pounds once.
StuieG
200g the other day
pbbbtMeg
Not exactly. I wait until after I've used the bathroom before I weigh myself.
FlippyPie
Only at my buddy's house: I don't have a scale in my bathroom.
yallneedcheesus
ALWAYS
anxiously
YESSSS!
stardy
i gained a pound once...
mistakurisu
No
twosummers
A friend of a friend lost a kilo by pooping. I don't know what he ate, but he sure had a clean out that day.
bastich
¯\_(ツ)(ツ)_/¯
TheManyMadMasks
Yes. For science. And my self esteem...
indref
Get out of my head!
anxiously
Ha!
espressoandpostrock
Weighing yourself in the morning, before you eat and after you poop is the most accurate way to do it
iateadragonfly
Yes. I've also weighed myself before/after a shower and before/after popping a bunch of zits. None made any difference.
anxiously
I always wondered about the shower - I have long hair, surely there's some weight in the water?
iateadragonfly
You would think so! My hair was past my shoulders when I tried and there was no change. Crazy.
joboo
I've found that it's more accurate to just weigh the poop.
PaperWingsCrumple
I took a 1.3lb poop yesterday
dangodango
.47 Kilos
DeadTomsDead
As a wrestler trying to lose weight, every time.
SquirtleSquad420
My record is 6 pounds!
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
http://imgur.com/Y5sVdxc
thefirstjake
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IZIfX3p9LS8/hqdefault.jpg
vanella
http://imgur.com/qEgqfzI
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
Amateur! Try 10 B-)
Ultimyke
impressive
psychotopiax
i went on a day drip in collage where there was lots of food and drink but the toilets were rank when i got home i checked before and 1/2
psychotopiax
and after i went to the toilet for a shit and piss and id lost a full stone 2/2
pykx
I peed three pounds once. Great day.
pixelsnader
A golden day, even.
Ifellthroughthefourthwall
I once shat 8 pounds.
FaxCelestis
oh my god that is incredible
BigSkyWhiskey87
I lol'd so much at this mental image.
anxiously
That's actually impressive!
IDontSeeNothingWrongWithALittleBumpAndGrind
In college, my roommate and I each did this and would bet on the difference based on what we had been eating.
jeskaska
And then sometimes, somehow you weigh more after
VesselOfHate
Scales suck. I often weigh myself 3 times back to back and get 3 different weights.
azureraptor
Consumer scales blow goats, but quality lab scales that can weigh in the range of the human body are insanely expensive. :{
SuharuStormrage
It's the toilet ghosts that enter through your butthole between logs.
ravenclawesome
Oh my god
jeskaska
That explains everything
batlrar
Actually, ghosts are weightless, so it's probably just a pregnant spider or something.
ravenclawesome
... I have no words for you
SuharuStormrage
Nawh, don't you know the superstition that you lose some weight with your last breath because that's when the spirit leaves the body?
anubisfike
Lots of gas that's lighter than air maybe? I dunno if that's even possible though.
resueht
No, unless you ingested lots of helium and/or hydrogen
whitecastlerun
Maybe if your feces float away after you release them.
anubisfike
Not everything that comes out of your ass is solid, m8.
Arakon
That's proof of antimatter right there.
missSugarPink
yeah, i can't understand how this is possible but has happened to me too
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
The scale probably isn't very precise.
anxiously
That's happened to me before, what the hell happens?!?
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
I prefer to just shit on the scale. Its a lot more efficient.
ninmonkey
But if the poop falls on the scale, the weight remains the same.
Caustic96
You subtract the weight of the shit from the total weight C:
gggggggggggggggggggggg
actually you can get the weight of the poop if you get up and leave the poop there
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
This made me laugh more than any of the comics in the post.
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Glad I could be of service