Helpful Sheets

Dec 13, 2013 1:11 PM

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AWW DUDE I HAVE THOSE SHEETS. FUCKIN 400 THREADS OF FUCKIN LUXURY.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I find this mildlyinteresting.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only have one tag on my mattress cover. It either goes in the top left or bottom right, that's how I keep it straight.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mine don't give a sheet.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That's… actually helpful.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too complicated, got my dick stuck in a sock.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer trial and error thank you very much.

12 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Same. Nice and scratchy, must be the wrong side. I'll change it tomorrow

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 weeks later- washes sheets, puts on upside down, repeat process.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL his sheets are getting more than me...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fitted sheets have the wash-tag in the lower right corner... I think all sheets do now that I'm thinking about it, all mine do anyways.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are sold at target. I have a set.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The /r/mildlyinteresting posts are instantly recognizable. "This must be from mildly interesting.. *check source* yup." Every time.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

That's probably because they are mildly interesting. You wouldn't put this in GW, would you? Glad I saw it though... I want these sheets!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY isn't this standard?!

12 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

It is, on all my sheets the tag is always on the bottom

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sheets have them too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've taken to sharpie-ing it on the very bottom of all my sheets. They say FOOT now.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Genius. Thank you for changing my life

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While I see how this is a good idea, the extra tag would drive me insane. I really don't like tags.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stretchy side usually goes long ways as bed is longer and sheets need stretching over....always my findings anyway....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sheets are stretchy all the way around.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have any problem with my single bed... *sobs*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top or bottom?! that's what he said

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't figure this out on your own, I have some bad news about your life prospects.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

It's about saving time, you judgmental prick.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I misspelled 'judgmental' on my first try. I also misspelled "misspelled". Spell-check is a gift from the gods.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, there is no need for name calling here. Save that for tonight.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That is sooooo Gay ... Snicker

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to go to there.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bought a king size bed for tricky sheet reasons. I kind of wish I knew about these sheets.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every company should be required by law to include these on fitted sheets.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have really seductive fingers.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I try

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont see it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sausagey

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't have this: put one hand in one corner. Put the other in the next. Stretch arms. If the sheet stretches out, it's the short end.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you've still got slack, it's the long end.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would actually save me a lot of time! (Fitted sheets are hell to put on)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn, what brand? I will purchase....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know about OP...but I'm a bottom.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheets are the USB plugs of laundry. The first two ways you try are always wrong.

12 years ago | Likes 421 Dislikes 3

I'm mildly concerned if you have found a third way to plug in a USB...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Coming in 2014, reversible USBs. No kidding, look it up

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gah! I wanted to post about this, 3 hours too late

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought those already existed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know! I'm torn between "Can't wait" and "It's about time!"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm hovering around the third option, "The world will burn."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get sheets with stripes. Never have this problem again.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That is brilliant

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good guy sheet company. :) One of my best household purchases to date.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Striiiipesssss!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mind = blown (no jk, that's awesome!)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is awesome. My striped sheets have slightly different textured stripes so it is that much easier. Yay for awesome sheet companies!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But I'm blind :(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no brilliant solution then, but I do wonder...why are you visiting an image based site?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To make sarcastic remarks.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You...I like you. :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top or bottom? That's a very personal question if you ask me.

12 years ago | Likes 1497 Dislikes 6

Always prefer bottom, top if I have to though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I love you.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad this is top comment. Was my first thought. Also, does anyone else find bottom + teeth = best thing?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I like top, as it's the heaviest of all quarks!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DO WANT

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're sleeping together every night, I think your relationship is at that point.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok i won't ask you then

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like being in the middle sometimes.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ah yisssss

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both for me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a very caring linen.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on my dance partner! Sometimes both!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer top

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Supersubmissive *drools*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Switch.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Aaw jiss

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming through the back, prepare for landing!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gay man, came back to upvote.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have you taken the hair test to see if you are a top or bottom?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a top! ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a top ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(not an everyday reference, but I hope some get it)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's good to see you're staying...Onatopp of things.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

12 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 2

69

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/vduhJ

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vers?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Obligatory... http://imgur.com/c7NJRa2

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

This is all kinds of wrong!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing the context, pedobear approves.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because they dont say Versatile.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But it does say side... SPORKING!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because if I top it'd render the sudoku puzzle on my back pointless.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't think I can legibly write numbers on your back but I can probably draw a straight line, so... tic tac toe maybe?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As flexible as I am, not sure I'd be able to draw on my own back... How about a word search? "Find harder 10 times"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just keep yelling it at me and I'm sure I'll find it. Flexible eh? ::unzips::

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bottom. I'm a very submissive guy.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Howdy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Sup

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hello from kinky Sweden!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bottom in bed, take charge the rest of the time. I'm too cocky to be submissive all the time.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok then... how about YOU marry me? Or are you also an extremely attractive woman?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say "extremely".... But I've too much wang to be a woman.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay for wang! I quite love my lesbians since they seem to have more wang than most gay guys I've met.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting. Tell me more. Here's a drink.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What would you like to know?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?! You replied?! :0)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course! Why would I not?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are you on fetlife?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize there were other fetlife-ers on here.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are very fucking welcome, https://fetlife.com/groups/66932. NSFW obviously.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what is that?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bondage, BDSM & Fetish Community

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I signed up tonight!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NSFW: www.fetlife.com Bondage, BDSM & Fetish Community. You are welcome!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha okay, I'll take a look when I get off work

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0