Dec 13, 2013 1:11 PM
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stevensuffern
AWW DUDE I HAVE THOSE SHEETS. FUCKIN 400 THREADS OF FUCKIN LUXURY.
StickyWidget
I find this mildlyinteresting.
Duskorn
tracereading
I only have one tag on my mattress cover. It either goes in the top left or bottom right, that's how I keep it straight.
TheRippleMaker
Mine don't give a sheet.
boognish115
That's… actually helpful.
sexysharkattack
Too complicated, got my dick stuck in a sock.
FirstWorldAnarchist
I prefer trial and error thank you very much.
Allhailbenderbendingrodriguez
Same. Nice and scratchy, must be the wrong side. I'll change it tomorrow
3 weeks later- washes sheets, puts on upside down, repeat process.
Runvus
TIL his sheets are getting more than me...
CoeusDarksoul
My fitted sheets have the wash-tag in the lower right corner... I think all sheets do now that I'm thinking about it, all mine do anyways.
PhightinFirez
These are sold at target. I have a set.
SwedishRationalist
The /r/mildlyinteresting posts are instantly recognizable. "This must be from mildly interesting.. *check source* yup." Every time.
Liv82
That's probably because they are mildly interesting. You wouldn't put this in GW, would you? Glad I saw it though... I want these sheets!
pokler
WHY isn't this standard?!
skananigans
It is, on all my sheets the tag is always on the bottom
PamPoovey
My sheets have them too.
vulgarwheat
I've taken to sharpie-ing it on the very bottom of all my sheets. They say FOOT now.
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
Genius. Thank you for changing my life
CaptJesLyn
While I see how this is a good idea, the extra tag would drive me insane. I really don't like tags.
SBSP129
Stretchy side usually goes long ways as bed is longer and sheets need stretching over....always my findings anyway....
sysaphiswaits
My sheets are stretchy all the way around.
Faylom
I don't have any problem with my single bed... *sobs*
TanaJosephine
Top or bottom?! that's what he said
TheFeralCat
If you can't figure this out on your own, I have some bad news about your life prospects.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
It's about saving time, you judgmental prick.
I misspelled 'judgmental' on my first try. I also misspelled "misspelled". Spell-check is a gift from the gods.
Hey, there is no need for name calling here. Save that for tonight.
charleshogan54
That is sooooo Gay ... Snicker
Chefroy
I want to go to there.
rvank
I bought a king size bed for tricky sheet reasons. I kind of wish I knew about these sheets.
justorderalargefarva
Every company should be required by law to include these on fitted sheets.
wobbu
You have really seductive fingers.
I try
sunnystayposi
I dont see it.
plsrespond
Sausagey
kimmbot
If you don't have this: put one hand in one corner. Put the other in the next. Stretch arms. If the sheet stretches out, it's the short end.
If you've still got slack, it's the long end.
femaleonimgur
That would actually save me a lot of time! (Fitted sheets are hell to put on)
stoneyman
damn, what brand? I will purchase....
CheesusTakeTheWheel
THANK YOU!
EMPIREwolf
I don't know about OP...but I'm a bottom.
AlrightLetsDoThisWholeHavingAnAccountThing
Sheets are the USB plugs of laundry. The first two ways you try are always wrong.
OhHeyThereStud
I'm mildly concerned if you have found a third way to plug in a USB...
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2388
deediegraphitii
Coming in 2014, reversible USBs. No kidding, look it up
MobiusTrip
Gah! I wanted to post about this, 3 hours too late
SamTheBook
I thought those already existed.
I know! I'm torn between "Can't wait" and "It's about time!"
LurkMasterP
I'm hovering around the third option, "The world will burn."
acabelieveit
Get sheets with stripes. Never have this problem again.
That is brilliant
Good guy sheet company. :) One of my best household purchases to date.
InappropriateBoner
Striiiipesssss!
sassygassylassie
mind = blown (no jk, that's awesome!)
It is awesome. My striped sheets have slightly different textured stripes so it is that much easier. Yay for awesome sheet companies!!!
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
But I'm blind :(
I have no brilliant solution then, but I do wonder...why are you visiting an image based site?
To make sarcastic remarks.
You...I like you. :)
TotalSmartAss
Top or bottom? That's a very personal question if you ask me.
BDSMBlooddoll
Always prefer bottom, top if I have to though.
CreamOfButts
I think I love you.
Feralkyn
I'm glad this is top comment. Was my first thought. Also, does anyone else find bottom + teeth = best thing?
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Yeah, I like top, as it's the heaviest of all quarks!
tarataqa
Not for these guys: http://www.burlyshirts.com/product_images/uploaded_images/top-bottom-adbb.jpg
DVeagle74
DO WANT
OneCoolFrood
If you're sleeping together every night, I think your relationship is at that point.
noah12345678987654321
Ok i won't ask you then
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
I like being in the middle sometimes.
jax1280
ah yisssss
DaKensta
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/966260/step-brothers-bunk-beds-o.gif
haha top it is!
AsAGayJewishDemocratWithGoogleFiber
Both for me.
IAmJacksDoubt
Its a very caring linen.
Depends on my dance partner! Sometimes both!!!
pennywright6
I prefer top
ThePrincessSolofap
Supersubmissive *drools*
geeksrock
Switch.
Aaw jiss
Zerogun
http://imgur.com/9BR694C
RegretNothing
Coming through the back, prepare for landing!
BenjaminZimmer
As a gay man, came back to upvote.
have you taken the hair test to see if you are a top or bottom?
I am a top! ;)
I am a top ;)
xZora
(not an everyday reference, but I hope some get it)
KorruptJustice
It's good to see you're staying...Onatopp of things.
Erotes
Why not both?
ElectronMagnifier
69
http://imgur.com/vduhJ
banz111
Vers?
Obligatory... http://imgur.com/c7NJRa2
toomuchshit
This is all kinds of wrong!
rouik
Seeing the context, pedobear approves.
wingweaver415
Because they dont say Versatile.
But it does say side... SPORKING!
HaHaMe
Because if I top it'd render the sudoku puzzle on my back pointless.
I don't think I can legibly write numbers on your back but I can probably draw a straight line, so... tic tac toe maybe?
As flexible as I am, not sure I'd be able to draw on my own back... How about a word search? "Find harder 10 times"
Just keep yelling it at me and I'm sure I'll find it. Flexible eh? ::unzips::
ElPsyCongroo
Bottom. I'm a very submissive guy.
Howdy.
'Sup
Same!
Hello from kinky Sweden!
Bottom in bed, take charge the rest of the time. I'm too cocky to be submissive all the time.
Ok then... how about YOU marry me? Or are you also an extremely attractive woman?
I wouldn't say "extremely".... But I've too much wang to be a woman.
Yay for wang! I quite love my lesbians since they seem to have more wang than most gay guys I've met.
dangerpuppy
Interesting. Tell me more. Here's a drink.
What would you like to know?
What?! You replied?! :0)
Of course! Why would I not?
chebu
are you on fetlife?
datbat
I didn't realize there were other fetlife-ers on here.
You are very fucking welcome, https://fetlife.com/groups/66932. NSFW obviously.
Fucking thank you!
what is that?
Bondage, BDSM & Fetish Community
I signed up tonight!
NSFW: www.fetlife.com Bondage, BDSM & Fetish Community. You are welcome!
Haha okay, I'll take a look when I get off work
stevensuffern
AWW DUDE I HAVE THOSE SHEETS. FUCKIN 400 THREADS OF FUCKIN LUXURY.
StickyWidget
I find this mildlyinteresting.
Duskorn
tracereading
I only have one tag on my mattress cover. It either goes in the top left or bottom right, that's how I keep it straight.
TheRippleMaker
Mine don't give a sheet.
boognish115
That's… actually helpful.
sexysharkattack
Too complicated, got my dick stuck in a sock.
FirstWorldAnarchist
I prefer trial and error thank you very much.
Allhailbenderbendingrodriguez
Same. Nice and scratchy, must be the wrong side. I'll change it tomorrow
FirstWorldAnarchist
3 weeks later- washes sheets, puts on upside down, repeat process.
Runvus
TIL his sheets are getting more than me...
CoeusDarksoul
My fitted sheets have the wash-tag in the lower right corner... I think all sheets do now that I'm thinking about it, all mine do anyways.
PhightinFirez
These are sold at target. I have a set.
SwedishRationalist
The /r/mildlyinteresting posts are instantly recognizable. "This must be from mildly interesting.. *check source* yup." Every time.
Liv82
That's probably because they are mildly interesting. You wouldn't put this in GW, would you? Glad I saw it though... I want these sheets!
pokler
WHY isn't this standard?!
skananigans
It is, on all my sheets the tag is always on the bottom
PamPoovey
My sheets have them too.
vulgarwheat
I've taken to sharpie-ing it on the very bottom of all my sheets. They say FOOT now.
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
Genius. Thank you for changing my life
CaptJesLyn
While I see how this is a good idea, the extra tag would drive me insane. I really don't like tags.
SBSP129
Stretchy side usually goes long ways as bed is longer and sheets need stretching over....always my findings anyway....
sysaphiswaits
My sheets are stretchy all the way around.
Faylom
I don't have any problem with my single bed... *sobs*
TanaJosephine
Top or bottom?! that's what he said
TheFeralCat
If you can't figure this out on your own, I have some bad news about your life prospects.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
It's about saving time, you judgmental prick.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I misspelled 'judgmental' on my first try. I also misspelled "misspelled". Spell-check is a gift from the gods.
TheFeralCat
Hey, there is no need for name calling here. Save that for tonight.
charleshogan54
That is sooooo Gay ... Snicker
Chefroy
I want to go to there.
rvank
I bought a king size bed for tricky sheet reasons. I kind of wish I knew about these sheets.
justorderalargefarva
Every company should be required by law to include these on fitted sheets.
wobbu
You have really seductive fingers.
plushlife
I try
sunnystayposi
I dont see it.
plsrespond
Sausagey
kimmbot
If you don't have this: put one hand in one corner. Put the other in the next. Stretch arms. If the sheet stretches out, it's the short end.
kimmbot
If you've still got slack, it's the long end.
femaleonimgur
That would actually save me a lot of time! (Fitted sheets are hell to put on)
stoneyman
damn, what brand? I will purchase....
CheesusTakeTheWheel
THANK YOU!
EMPIREwolf
I don't know about OP...but I'm a bottom.
AlrightLetsDoThisWholeHavingAnAccountThing
Sheets are the USB plugs of laundry. The first two ways you try are always wrong.
OhHeyThereStud
I'm mildly concerned if you have found a third way to plug in a USB...
AlrightLetsDoThisWholeHavingAnAccountThing
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2388
deediegraphitii
Coming in 2014, reversible USBs. No kidding, look it up
MobiusTrip
Gah! I wanted to post about this, 3 hours too late
SamTheBook
I thought those already existed.
AlrightLetsDoThisWholeHavingAnAccountThing
I know! I'm torn between "Can't wait" and "It's about time!"
LurkMasterP
I'm hovering around the third option, "The world will burn."
acabelieveit
Get sheets with stripes. Never have this problem again.
AlrightLetsDoThisWholeHavingAnAccountThing
That is brilliant
acabelieveit
Good guy sheet company. :) One of my best household purchases to date.
InappropriateBoner
Striiiipesssss!
sassygassylassie
mind = blown (no jk, that's awesome!)
acabelieveit
It is awesome. My striped sheets have slightly different textured stripes so it is that much easier. Yay for awesome sheet companies!!!
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
But I'm blind :(
acabelieveit
I have no brilliant solution then, but I do wonder...why are you visiting an image based site?
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
To make sarcastic remarks.
acabelieveit
You...I like you. :)
TotalSmartAss
Top or bottom? That's a very personal question if you ask me.
BDSMBlooddoll
Always prefer bottom, top if I have to though.
CreamOfButts
I think I love you.
Feralkyn
I'm glad this is top comment. Was my first thought. Also, does anyone else find bottom + teeth = best thing?
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Yeah, I like top, as it's the heaviest of all quarks!
tarataqa
Not for these guys: http://www.burlyshirts.com/product_images/uploaded_images/top-bottom-adbb.jpg
DVeagle74
DO WANT
OneCoolFrood
If you're sleeping together every night, I think your relationship is at that point.
noah12345678987654321
Ok i won't ask you then
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
I like being in the middle sometimes.
jax1280
ah yisssss
DaKensta
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/966260/step-brothers-bunk-beds-o.gif
TotalSmartAss
haha top it is!
AsAGayJewishDemocratWithGoogleFiber
Both for me.
IAmJacksDoubt
Its a very caring linen.
jax1280
Depends on my dance partner! Sometimes both!!!
pennywright6
I prefer top
ThePrincessSolofap
Supersubmissive *drools*
geeksrock
Switch.
ThePrincessSolofap
Aaw jiss
Zerogun
http://imgur.com/9BR694C
RegretNothing
Coming through the back, prepare for landing!
BenjaminZimmer
As a gay man, came back to upvote.
TotalSmartAss
have you taken the hair test to see if you are a top or bottom?
BenjaminZimmer
I am a top! ;)
BenjaminZimmer
I am a top ;)
xZora
KorruptJustice
It's good to see you're staying...Onatopp of things.
Erotes
Why not both?
ElectronMagnifier
69
Erotes
http://imgur.com/vduhJ
banz111
Vers?
Erotes
Obligatory... http://imgur.com/c7NJRa2
toomuchshit
This is all kinds of wrong!
rouik
Seeing the context, pedobear approves.
wingweaver415
Because they dont say Versatile.
Erotes
But it does say side... SPORKING!
HaHaMe
Because if I top it'd render the sudoku puzzle on my back pointless.
Erotes
I don't think I can legibly write numbers on your back but I can probably draw a straight line, so... tic tac toe maybe?
HaHaMe
As flexible as I am, not sure I'd be able to draw on my own back... How about a word search? "Find harder 10 times"
Erotes
Just keep yelling it at me and I'm sure I'll find it. Flexible eh? ::unzips::
ElPsyCongroo
Bottom. I'm a very submissive guy.
AsAGayJewishDemocratWithGoogleFiber
Howdy.
ElPsyCongroo
'Sup
DVeagle74
Same!
ThePrincessSolofap
Hello from kinky Sweden!
HaHaMe
Bottom in bed, take charge the rest of the time. I'm too cocky to be submissive all the time.
Erotes
Ok then... how about YOU marry me? Or are you also an extremely attractive woman?
HaHaMe
I wouldn't say "extremely".... But I've too much wang to be a woman.
Erotes
Yay for wang! I quite love my lesbians since they seem to have more wang than most gay guys I've met.
dangerpuppy
Interesting. Tell me more. Here's a drink.
ElPsyCongroo
What would you like to know?
dangerpuppy
What?! You replied?! :0)
ElPsyCongroo
Of course! Why would I not?
chebu
are you on fetlife?
datbat
I didn't realize there were other fetlife-ers on here.
chebu
You are very fucking welcome, https://fetlife.com/groups/66932. NSFW obviously.
datbat
Fucking thank you!
ElPsyCongroo
what is that?
chebu
Bondage, BDSM & Fetish Community
ElPsyCongroo
I signed up tonight!
chebu
NSFW: www.fetlife.com Bondage, BDSM & Fetish Community. You are welcome!
ElPsyCongroo
Haha okay, I'll take a look when I get off work