JakeLippert
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Saw this on the front page.
Can't allow this kind of crap to confuse and misinform, so here's the reality of the post.
Original post: http://imgur.com/gallery/OtH0R7M
MRW
First, any paper in the ear would act as an earplug, it wouldn't render a person "completely" deaf.
Ear anatomy
Here's the basics of the anatomy of a human ear. The outer ear and canal (6: external acoustic meatus) runs all the way to the eardrum (tympanic membrane). Anything in the canal would be easily seen with an otoscope by even an untrained eye. The eardrum separates the middle ear from the outer. When you "pop" your ears, you apply pressure to the auditory tube (2), which opens the auditory tube allowing the air within to equalize to the external environment after you stop applying pressure. There is never airflow through a healthy eardrum.
Otoscope
You might remember this from any time you go in for a check-up.
But what if his eardrum was broken/he had tubes?
(Healthy eardrum above)
Many asked this question. Again, the paper would have been spotted by even an untrained eye. So, even if he did have a hole to apply a considerable amount of pressure out his ear, this would have been addressed by a doctor.
This is what the eardrum looks like under various circumstances.
There's no place for paper to hide, especially enough to render a person "completely" deaf (this is impossible). The paper, organic in nature, would have decomposed and would likely have lead to an ear infection, again, being dealt with by a doctor.
Another image of how tubes work
for funsies.
So...there's that.
Thefakeplant
So what you're saying is http://imgur.com/0AkbZqG
SugarSmack
And now the exodus to revisit the post in question....
TheSwedishMoose
Saved: Senyu giraffe downvote pummel -
RiIey
I once put cheese wax in my ear. I was not a smart child.
SusanGoGetMyPants
I've sneezed so hard it felt like my right ovary exploded.
thisheretexasdude
I thought it was bull shit but egh. people believe anything especially if it's on the front page cuz, who would lie just for fake points????
Deijii
(Sometimes) All comments say: "This is BS" yet it still has 10k points? So who're the idiots upvoting lies?
feellicks
Reddit
DishonoredUser
What? That makes no sense. Imgurians are the one upvoting these posts.
Deijii
Well damn them
iwonteverrememberthisusername
Apparently I have this gene that causes sporadic hearing loss. I've been randomly losing hearing for the last 2 decades. 1/2
iwonteverrememberthisusername
I saw an ear specialist a few weeks ago and he brought up cochlear implants, which made my heart sink. I'm incredibly terrified. 2/2
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iwonteverrememberthisusername
My audiologist has referred me to 2 or 3 doctors. The one who brought up implants was supposed to be "the best" of the 3.
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iwonteverrememberthisusername
I've already got a hearing aide in each ear. I've had 'em for about a year and a half. Like I said, it gets progressively worse at random.
JakeLippert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
TheFlyingHellfish
I had no idea that saying was from "Arthur".
JNick101
I was secretly hoping this was a link to "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"....I have no idea why.
JakeLippert
Well, this post went well, so perhaps I may just start mythbustering the front page with that as my theme
morder
On a related note. I have popped my ear before and could hear better until the pressure equalized again - then my hearing went down :(
heartbubbles
Idk why you were downvoted.
morder
But I had nothing but problems with my ears as a child.
matfalk
Things that didn't happen for $1,000,000 Alex!
maklom
Did many people actually believe it? I just liked it cause it was funny, I never thought it was true.
Crittathelion
While I didn't think the post was correct, I will say I put a rock in my ear and it took three doctors to find it...
jckalla
Halfway through the original post I knew this had to be a joke. Source: I've had 4 eardrum replacements.
Baylin33
For a site that loves science so much, an awful lot of stupidly obvious bullshit gets believed, upvoted, and rationalized.
waytoosad
Now all of a sudden everybody "knew" straight away.
AlwaysEatingAlmonds
...It upsets me that this post was necessary. The absurdity of the original story should have been completely obvious to everybody.
Chomsk
I once had an ant in my ear. Worst 2 hours of my life, feeling it crawl all over my ear canal.
TharrickLawson
I *do* blow bubbles in my ear every time I blow my nose or sneeze. But I don't have an eardrum in that ear, after a nasty infection
GoodGodNo
my nephew had a wax covered BB in his ear and several visits to no avail til grandma poured hot saline in and smacked him... old magic
JakeLippert
Sounds like he needed some Tussen. Tussen fixes everything. And Windex
melodramaticbat
I'm not a doctor but I wondered, wouldn't the moisture and the paper lead to either A) decay of the paper or B) a massive infection?
melodramaticbat
Like, genuinely curious...
JakeLippert
Most likely both
shadowlev
I listened to a solid 3 hour lecture on ears yesterday in class. This post triggered me.
NotAmused1001
I'm so sorry, are you ok? They should know better than to use your trigger.
MnemonicMonkeys
I actually had something similar to it happen with 3 major differences: it was crystallized earwax, it only slid out, and I could still hear
MnemonicMonkeys
And that's why I did not believe this story
NiggletsAreBad
TL;DR : Front page post was a lie.
CoolNickName
But internet doesn't lie!
JerryGallo
I knew it was fake when OP wrote that he went to the Dr.
blkbox
Woah, there are people who would do that? Lie on the internet?
graehall
There are way too many blatant lies we put on and let stay on the front page.
mrmcspicy
But that means I worshipped like dog at the shrine of that OP's lies
ocegur
Excuse me sir, I see no cake on the FrontPage.
IJustMadeThisForOnePost
@NinSparTato the hero we wanted.
HowDoYouMakeAnElephantFloat
DM;HS
fonkz
You da real M.V.P
Digerdos
Heh, you said meatus.
Slave001
I came straight here to write about external meatus, you beat me to it +1.
legendstar
I'm not sure how anyone actually believed that first post though...
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
OMG PEOPLE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. YOU DON'T GO INTO A MOVIE AND SHOUT BS AT THE SCREEN. IT'S FOR ENTERTAINMENT SO ENJOY IT OR HIT NEXT
Cataleast
There's entertainment and then there's just plain subterfuge. Also, please stop yelling at me.
legendstar
....OKAY I WON'T YELL AT THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!
brownie301
I don't know about losing hearing, but I did go 20 years with a plastic pellet in my ear before any doctor addressed it, so there is that.
MaxFrench
the fact that the original sneeze post made front page indicates 1 of 2 things: Imgurians have a sense of humor for BS or they are fucktards
Dispari
Personally I just upvote everything. You can't stop me.
xasbork
Hint: Lots of humans are stupid, everywhere. Especially on the internet.
Cataleast
I'd say a little bit of column a and a little bit of column b :)
DarthSuraTheSavage
porque no los dos?
D0cH0lliday
"darude sandstorm" Upvoted every time. I'm gonna go with fucktards.
phlix
Judging from the angry replies I've received, I'm afraid it's the latter.
Dsharppe
If you've been around for a while, you realize that they upvote things without using a single braincell.
derpquake
I'm sad to say for a large majority it's both
TheWulfrunian
Why not both?
equityforpunks
Then there's imgurians like me, who just couldn't care less..
magneticgumby
Times like these always make me turn to the master... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rh6qqsmxNs
CopperWench
It would work as an amusing fictional story, but that's what greentext is for.
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JakeLippert
It probably just feels like you move air out your ears, unless you perforated your eardrum or have an old tube
phlix
Yes. Yes you are. Eventually.
Iwantbigfakeboobs
Or I know nothing about ears and I didn't think someone would take the time to put a bs story like that but I'm learning that happens often
ermerlerd
Agreed. I know a lot of things. But not a lot of those things are about ears.
MundaneFacts
I suspected BS for 3 other reasons beside anatomy. Who wouldn't wipe earwax off their face as soon as they felt it?
Iwantbigfakeboobs
Or flip out and be disgusted. I guess I more focused on that he could hear again and how much of a relief that was and went onto next post
LunaChic
Have you really never heard of Munchausen via internet? Adults will pretend to be children w terminal cancer online for attention.
Iwantbigfakeboobs
No!!!!! What??!! Seriously I have heard of people faking about being a combat veteran but nothing like that! That's sick!
Iwantbigfakeboobs
To be clear faking being a combat veteran is also sick but I had just never heard of what you described.
graehall
via proxy.
dellswinglinelenovolamp
your move @darklordrazor
NoctuaPavor
I mean, in all fairness it was a pretty good story, imho.
ReccaDark
There isn't even any part to it that could be called good story material. It is, through and though, complete shit.
DemographicUnknown
Oh good, imgur has needlessly downvoted his account to oblivion. Real mature everyone.
poopiebutthole
he can always change his account name, I s'pose
Hexofin
Welcome to imgur.
sugar3
Good.
shaxgolgotha
never anger the mob
mollypop94
Who cares? They're just invisible points!
marioparty2friendships
Well, the guy who made up that bullshit post cares enough apparently and so does @DemographicUnknown because it seems to be upsetting him.
DemographicUnknown
I dunno I just think it's weird that we treat the guy who made up a story with the EXACT disdain we treat the guy who faked cancer for money
mollypop94
Weird...they mean nothing when all's said and done O.o
kramerfan86
Eh if you care enough about fake points to make up a stupid story then taking those points seems like the most efficient "punishment"
ManofScience
Those tubes are called grommets. You have to have surgery to put them in so I went under a lot as a child :(
moistllama
Me too! I was terrified of the loud sounds afterwards
EnderXVI
There was a major advantage to having tubes in my ears though. Fast elevators didn't bother me :). yes yes, whine more muwahaha! Good times
Whoisbill
I'm 35 and just had one put in a few weeks ago. Didn't go under. It's a 10 minute procedure.
TheGammaRae
Me too. Once my doctor said he was just going to 'look' and pulled the tube out. I cried and called him a liar. Trust was broken that day.
whodathunkit
Had mine done recently due to 45% hearing loss, they drive me crazy now because everyone is too loud.
notsureIwanttodothisjustyet
Join the club. Then they told me they could fix my hearing loss by fixing either of the incus, malleus or stapes. /1
notsureIwanttodothisjustyet
Turns out, nothing wrong with them and the problem is with the hair cells in the corti, which can't be corrected at all. Oh joy :|
Askana
Same here! So many ear infections and surgery, it made anything water related such a bother :(
NotAmused1001
I go down often myself.
Supanini
- yer mom
busybee
I got tubes as achild for hearing loss. Never knew how they worked.
MagpieChristine
I am so glad that it is more than 20 years after I had tubes in my ears that I'm learning that sometimes you need more than one pair.
microbandita
Tube are usually referred to as PE tubes, pressure equalizing or polyethylene. The only reason the put people under is if they don't 1/2
microbandita
trust the patient to stay still. 2/2
TheFourthPhalange
I had those put in as well - and I had a bad reaction to the general anaesthetic so I woke up and started puking. Hospitals are fun! :D
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Administering it. I hate anesthesia.
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Oh oh oh! The first 2 times I came out of anesthesia I was hysterically crying. The third time, I started crying as they started
likethekeyonthekeyboard
You only go under once to put them in.
ManofScience
Not when they fall out or need to be removed. Then you have to go under to get them out or put new ones in. I had about 5 pairs.
moistllama
Mine came out when I'd swim, I had the surgery a few times
TinySupreme
I had ones that weren't shaped like the ones above. They had little arms that spread out on the inside. I never went under to get them out.
Supanini
Meee tooo I had tubes a lot as a child. Always crazy pulling one of them out of your ear
likethekeyonthekeyboard
See that is different. Also, they are supposed to fall out over time and do not need to be removed surgically unless they don't
TinySupreme
Mine never fell out. They only used local anesthetic when they pulled them out.
likethekeyonthekeyboard
Interesting. I'm going by what my GP said when I asked if mine had come out at 13. Which they did.
QuaqueNocte
I'm not a doctor and knew that story didn't make sense. If you sneezed hard enough to make shit fly out of your ears, you'd break your neck.
DKSAN12345
So the thing , what flew out of his/her ear was a temporary ear tube?
marquisdechocula
Notte a Doctor, but thou'rt a Quaque
IamTurkeyQueen
Fuck you for making me laugh out loud in a lecture hall
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Yup. At work trying really hard to not let the student see me laughing.
scabab
You're definitely not a doctor.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
ReptilianOverlord
Fremulon
dcobrigan
I don't know enough about ear science to question you...
scabab
its "broken neck science" i'm going on.
QuaqueNocte
Does it show?
underscoreneckbeard
Only when I stand up. Why?
TheLetterF
Youre a doctor like Dr Pepper is a doctor.
Flamingosbitch
Implying that Dr. Pepper is somehow a fake doctor...
QuaqueNocte
Well I never said I went to med school.
TheLetterF
Apparently you never went to joke school either.
heyguysimisaac
But then how did he gain the ability to hear again after ten years?
dakvas
With a long history of ear problems and ear tubes, i can confirm this is false. Sneezing to get better hearing makes me feel like dragonborn
xiiisavestheworld
Its fun to believe though
ItsFilthyFrankMotherFucker
A friend of mine last year sneezed so hard he got whiplash and had to go to the nurse
QuaqueNocte
I've heard that happening. I've heard people breaking bones and popping blood vessels from sneezing too.
ItsFilthyFrankMotherFucker
Okay you don't have to believe me but its true. Idk if it changes anything he was a sophomore in HS.
QuaqueNocte
...I never said I didn't believe you. I HAVE heard of that happening before.
ItsFilthyFrankMotherFucker
Well saying breaking bones sounded pretty sarcastic to me
Hanselhessohotrightnow
1) Once on an airplane my ear wouldn't pop the whole flight. Hours later while desending I opened my mouth and this firework like sound went
Hanselhessohotrightnow
2) off inside my head. So loud to me but no one else. Sounded like a firecracker. PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPOOOOOOF
AtLastIAmGrumpAndNotSoGrump
I had that happen when I took a flight while congested from allergies. On the way down I though my ear had exploded.
Hanselhessohotrightnow
lol me too
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
also don't we have a lot of earwax? I've never heard of ANYONE sneezing out earwax. EVER
CerebrawlHemmorage
Because eardrums.
WickedFlowers
I actually have but I have some condition that makes me produce a shit ton of earwax so yeah.
DavidBrooker
I mean, you could always just pick your ear and stuff it up your nose. Myth busted. YOUR myth busted.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
Yeah I still haven't heard of anyone doing that either... so I'm still not entirely wrong. Now you have to do it yourself to prove me wrong
mariomario42
I sometimes I feel a small piece fly out and land on my outer ear or table. I don't know how to explain it.
anonwhymouse
Same here, I always considered it happened because of excess earwax
lovegnomes
That's happened to me too! Sometimes it scares me because I think it's a bug in my ear until it falls out.
ezesharp
I have the same problem. Excess ear wax. The cilia in your ear gradually push the ear wax out. When you have excess ear wax, it builds up
ezesharp
And will eventually fall out. Happens to me like once every two weeks.
QuaqueNocte
You can't. Not unless there's something extremely wrong and rare going on with your ear and whole..sinus area and shit.
Millillion
So we just need to drill the right hole so we can blow stuff out our ears, then.
QuaqueNocte
Not quite sure if that's how it works, but like I said before, I'm not a doctor.
althanan
I did once, but there were extenuating circumstances that wouldn't have remotely applied in the case of that original post.
aykyle
From what I remember, ear wax is there to protect the eardrum. And anyone who has ever touched earwax before knows it won't budge
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
really? because I can just pull that stuff easily out of my ear. I have an over abundance, but it moves easily for me
aykyle
I meant to put easy at the end, ran out of room. But if you put it on our finger, you won't be able to blow it off your finger easily
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
oh good point. Ear wax is pretty heavy and sticky.
DavidBrooker
I had to have my ears flushed as a kid (because I was a shitty kid), and for awhile after I was confused by the sound of my own steps.
yousmelllikeadeadcat
Same. I wear hearing aids and I have to q-tip my ears a lot, but when I was younger I'd accidentally push wax down into my eardrum. 1/2
yousmelllikeadeadcat
I've had to have my ears flushed/vaccuumed multiple times growing up because water would clog the wax up, eliminating any hearing at all 2/
lily10110
One time my ear was hurting really bad. Went to the doctor and turns out it was a super tiny rock. He took it out. :) (I was 6.)
lily10110
(Like. It was so tiny that like. A BB gun pellet small. (
harrylovesginny07
Sister here. She wasn't 6, she was fucking 11
royandmossladyproblems
My sister and I enjoy wrecking each other's stories too! She claims she's been living alone since she was 8 cos she went to boarding sch!
lily10110
You couldn't have given me a little dignity.
backtobackpanicattack
Lol, you two.
harrylovesginny07
That's not the job of the older sister. The job is to seek and destroy.
Icantbebothered
I've sneezed hard enough to make my beard like 70% covered in snot, and I shat myself. Does that count?
thisheretexasdude
Does your beard get covered in shat, too?
Icantbebothered
Rarely.
randomrumrunner
Thank you for making me laugh like a crazy person in a silent room.
Icantbebothered
np
quietlysinister
I dunno I don't see you posting success kids about it.
Icantbebothered
That's exactly what I'm gonna do! http://imgur.com/DTFiDwL
jrswhitechick
Thank you for that wonderful visual...I need to take a break from imgur now...lol
Icantbebothered
Aye, quite a picture isn't it.
awesomel293
To masturbate?
NigelDontDie
Came for the beard, stayed for the soiled pants.
THERESNOMORECHOICES
I had a cold the last 7 days and whenever I sneezed or blew my nose id fart. Does that count?
Icantbebothered
Pff, I do that all the time. Most of the time I don't even sneeze of blow my nose. I just fart.
YourExWasKindOfABitch
My girlfriend read this then yelled, "give it points!!"
Icantbebothered
Tell your gf I said "how you doin'?" But thanks for the points. It makes my embarrassment slightly less embarrassing.
NachoCasa
Yes, yes it does.
Icantbebothered
I KNEW IT! Fuckin eh!
Jago713
its a new mortal kombat fatality
NijorntheblackViking
If you're not a doctor, why did I show you my penis
CerebrawlHemmorage
That's not the main problem. Main problem is that the eardrum is in the way, blocking the airflow.
QuaqueNocte
I know, but if you were to somehow sneeze hard enough to somehow make airflow, I guarantee you'd break a bone.
JoeChill
Serious question. I can blow air out of my ears... Apparently this is bad?
CerebrawlHemmorage
Sounds like you've got holes in your eardrums, were you an "ear child"? Be careful of getting water in there, it's an infection risk.
CerebrawlHemmorage
Aside from greater infection risk(since water can get through to your inner ear), it disqualifies you from SCUBA diving.
MyNamesMace
Plus it sticking to a girl's face? And the paper not dissolving in 10 years?!
codylishush
Eh when I sneeze earwax seems to move farther outwards so whenever I have a big sneeze I'll clean my ears
Homophone
I just had ear surgery and have packing in my ear. It requires so much care to prevent infection that there's no way it would go unnoticed.
ocegur
I'm not a doctor and know that comment don't make sense.If you sneeze hard enough to make it fly out of your ears,you'd be able to sneezfly.
siler7
WHY ARE PEOPLE UPVOTING THIS
BouncingFerret
Hello not a Doctor, I'm dad
RaefWolfe
You can definitely sneeze hard enough to do that, but the story was bull for other reasons.
siler7
What? Trying to clear up bullshit with more bullshit?
QuaqueNocte
I'm just saying the force you'd need to make stuff come out of your ears, given there's any kind of airflow, would snap your neck.
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Im gonna have to disagree with you there, I've sneezed hard enough to make my ears pop and my neck is still no snapped
QuaqueNocte
Your ears popping is not the same as having ear wax fly out of your ears.
siler7
What? Just repeating the same thing you already said? Do you get points for creating, like, bullshit combos, or something?
QuaqueNocte
What exactly is bullshit? Sneezing hard enough to snap your neck?
siler7
No, the other thing I might possibly have been talking about. /s
fwipsy
Well, sometimes sneezing does clear my ears.
waytoosad
Now all of a sudden everybody "knew" straight away.
QuaqueNocte
I never saw it on the front page. First time I saw it was in this post. Was referring to when I read it before reading the description.
waytoosad
Didn't mean you but the people who upvoted you!
Dwerrow
So could you tell me why I can't hear out of my left ear? It feels like it's always clogged, and sometimes if they pop or I yawn really 1/2
Dwerrow
Well, I get temporary hearing out of it?
JakeLippert
First question is how old are you?
Dwerrow
Fourteen.
JakeLippert
Do you have a history of ear infections? Have you had tubes in your ear in the past?