Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
My submission
My candy was excited to see the Rise of Skywalker too
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
My keet laid her first egg!
My nephew wants me to post his creepypasta
I am ready!
Goodbye Tardar Sauce, you will be missed
My boy and his dog
Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better
Even a shitty Edward Macaroni fork?
Gettin real tired of that spatula intern.
Good girl is getting a tumor removed next week
Butthurt? Try a refreshing
My mom is traveling Europe, she was super excited to find some American food.
This is my good girl. She snores snd farts like an old man. I love her.
Look at the marbling on that piece of meat!
Any love for black easter bunny?
MRW April the Giraffe starts labor
The stars and stripes are big and bright
How to defeat MOABs in the desert
My good girl at the park that got her sick
All right All right All right All right
Make love, not war
MFW I use to much AXE body spray
It has begun
My 6 year old made me a mug.
I turn 40 today, have a story about my racist China set
Leaked image from Optimus Prime's prostate exam
Happy 29th!
I thought my daughters rabbit was shedding so I brushed it
My view of the eclipse. Nature is majestic
Surprise, I have a sea slug for every occasion
She mastered fetch today. It's a good day.
Quality fertilizer equals quality yield!
I'm starting to hate them now
I'm gonna be 'that house'
My kid finally got a job
MRW I realize I could have had a May the 4th cake day if I'd have waited 2 damn days
She is very upset because it started sprinkling and she has no way to get out of the wet
Secret Santa delivers!
I just sent this to the White House via Amazon
Say what?
I made my first cornucopia
She really is the goodest girl
This post is for me
How she tells me she needs to go to the bathroom
Welcome to the Dark Side
This post is for me
Cards Against Humanity just trickled on me