Homophone

142280 pts · May 3, 2012


By reading this you agree that The Egg by Andy Weir is your religion now. Now go be good to yourself.

Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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My submission

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My candy was excited to see the Rise of Skywalker too

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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My keet laid her first egg!

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My nephew wants me to post his creepypasta

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I am ready!

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Goodbye Tardar Sauce, you will be missed

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My boy and his dog

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Even a shitty Edward Macaroni fork?

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Gettin real tired of that spatula intern.

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Good girl is getting a tumor removed next week

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Butthurt? Try a refreshing

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My mom is traveling Europe, she was super excited to find some American food.

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This is my good girl. She snores snd farts like an old man. I love her.

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Look at the marbling on that piece of meat!

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Any love for black easter bunny?

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MRW April the Giraffe starts labor

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The stars and stripes are big and bright

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How to defeat MOABs in the desert

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My good girl at the park that got her sick

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All right  All right All right All right

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Make love, not war

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MFW I use to much AXE body spray

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It has begun

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My 6 year old made me a mug.

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I turn 40 today, have a story about my racist China set

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Leaked image from Optimus Prime's prostate exam

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Happy 29th!

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I thought my daughters rabbit was shedding so I brushed it

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My view of the eclipse. Nature is majestic

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Surprise, I have a sea slug for every occasion

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She mastered fetch today. It's a good day.

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Quality fertilizer equals quality yield!

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I'm starting to hate them now

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I'm gonna be 'that house'

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My kid finally got a job

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MRW I realize I could have had a May the 4th cake day if I'd have waited 2 damn days

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She is very upset because it started sprinkling and she has no way to get out of the wet

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Secret Santa delivers!

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I just sent this to the White House via Amazon

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Say what?

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I made my first cornucopia

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She really is the goodest girl

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This post is for me

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How she tells me she needs to go to the bathroom

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Welcome to the Dark Side

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This post is for me

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Cards Against Humanity just trickled on me

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