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Answer of this will be posted at 7:00pm tomorrow try to solve it good luck
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
Second to last is thirteen
ThePretzelFamily
The wife did it because she knew what everyone was doing while she was "sleeping"
rikkusoul
No, it says they questioned the wife and staff. The staff gave their own answers. The correct one is the maid, no mail on Sundays.
myrt
BOOMS FANDOM FUNK PUNTS PURSE SAX
IneedMySpace101
Only certain people can read #4? I find it really easy
StreetsAheadMemeDude
Im going to make like Batman and just punch a nerd instead of doing these
smar46
Wow! I have such a strong mind!
wouter5661
9gag screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RiddlerFoto
My username is relevant.
jlh77
No post on sunday, 12, a keyboard, the letter m
Quirky74747
Rivers with no water one is a map. Once in a minute one is the letter m.
ItsACatWhatDoYouExpect
Or the letter i, depending upon your parsing.
JsKingBoo
i love misusing punctuation to introduce ambiguity
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Thanks, OP. Gonna favorite this for when I plunder dragons' nests.
CantTakeMySky
Most of these are awful, not correct, and/or not riddles. 1 is a sentence, not riddle. 3 most ppl can read. 4 no legit word is "wrong"
CantTakeMySky
one after boxers is incorrectly said. Keys but no locks is incorrect. 1+1+1 one is 3 diff equations. curvy straight one is arguable at best
Dayrest
The first one isn't a riddle. It's a list of facts.
MrRandom314159
It's either 12, 30, or 2 depending on how assholish the person asking is.
TheMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
1.is a statement not a riddle 6. Maid 7.keyboard 8.map. I couldn't get the others.
changedusernamecosmykiddiscoveredmyrudeone
MOM!!!!! FACEBOOK IS LEAKING AGAIN.
siler7
Um...physical challenge!
Solkanarmy
#12 they can all yell out the same colour, starting with the guy at the back, logically at least one will yell the correct colour of his hat
governmentgavemeagun
The Kobyashi Maru answer
Solkanarmy
*bites apple smugly*
bigdikbandito
Part 1 The second guy knows the colour of his hat . This is because he knows there is at least one white and black hat..
MrRandom314159
Nope, my guess is the executioner. Because he put the hats on them.
imtryingtobecleveranditsnotworking
the 3rd man. the statement did not say there was a minimum of one white. only that there was minimum of one black... and "one white"
bigdikbandito
2 he knows the guy infront of him has a black hat and if he had a black hat on the 3rd guy would say his hat is white as it would be obvious
bigdikbandito
3 As such he has to know that his hat is white
GoodFreddo
That is a nice theory. The answer I believe is the executioner, as the question is "who knows", not "who of the prisoners".
Thneitis
Oh fuck that makes sense
heirtoflesh
The third guy can't see the first guys hat.
BhataktiAtma
He can, it says so on the 4th line.
heirtoflesh
Ah crap, I misread that.
CatchBadCrow
Great explanation. Thanks.
YouWillNotLikeThis
But isn't the drawing irrelevant for the answere? If first two wears black, last guy yells White. Then middle guy has 50/50 guess
tabIeandchairs
Read it again. As soon as 1 answers they are all safe
YouWillNotLikeThis
I'm just slow here. If the two last are white then what?
tabIeandchairs
If order is aab 3rd person says they're wearing b. If order is aba 2nd person says they're wearing b
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
I say the last guy. The rules do not state that the last guy cannot see the first one. They only state that they only see what's in front.
ZegresIsMyUsername
The last guy can't know. He has the same chances as the guy in front of guessing his hat color. 50/50.
faibani
why he could be wearing a black hat too becase if the 3. one can have a withe hat
icyanddicey
If he had a black hat the 3rd would speak up. The 2nd guy should wait a little before giving his answer.
Quirky74747
The first one just lists the number of letters in each of the words referenced. What=4 yet=3 although =8 etc
iforgetedmyname
Your the first to answer it right
DarkerSavant
It was obvious after the second sentence. Didn't think it merited a comment.
NamesIsHardYo
Calling it a riddle is what makes it confusing.
Fairdinkums
Its also 9gag so you should know better than to pay it any mind
TinySupreme
Ooooh fuuuuuck.
Caughtmewithonefootofthemarygoround
Yeah that's not a riddle just twist of language
MrsMarshallEriksen
2kilo
My go: 1- number of letters. 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7-the maid. 8-keyboard. 9-maps. 10-M 11-the executioner 12-78 13-12. 14-need to draw up a table
Queenmickey
https://ethercalc.org/kcv232sy0t38_tq4qetyw9ecc/app
JamesSpockStewart
Am I the only one that thought of "fandom" and not "condom" for the fill in the gaps one?
AbiQuinn
condom... right, I was thinking much worse :S
XenomorphZZ
I got random first.
NommieCookie
Nope, you are not.
MaybeThisOne
Number 2 is a dildo, right?
QueenSavcy
Toothbrush?
TimeFoDat
Doesn't make sense, I can think of at least 3 good places for one of those.
Ronniefranks
I was thinking a noodle.
AstroChibi
You're all wrong here. The answer is obviously a banana. Can be straight or curved, and its only place to be is Groupon's banana bunker.
fijiartesian
The answer is "punctuation" I really can't tell if people are trolling with other answers.
elppapple
I first thought your shadow. Shadows can be any shape or size, and technically they 'fit' everywhere. Right?
jnoahj
The letter "E." Straight when capital Curvey in lower case and occurs once in "end"
TravvieG
I was actually thinking "key" but penis also seems to fit.
iforgetedmyname
You're right it is a key shhhhhh
TravvieG
What I imagine when you read my comment
iforgetedmyname
Yeah I'll post answers to all now
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
A wife. Curved, sometimes straight (sometimes gay) and her right place is the kitchen.
pyrrhicvic
The German has the fish, for all those that didn't want to spend the time figuring it out
Kaeru34
For #8 the answer is the maid, the man was murdered on Sunday and she went to get the mail but mail isn't delivered on Sunday
kvakkerakk
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/114/368/159.gif
Atzadio
Bravo inspector
OfMiceAndMenus
Doesn't make sense. I get mail on Sunday. Maybe our state is weird?
Martecles
ExtraZOIDBERG
In her defense. Sometimes I'll forget to grab my mail for days at a time and I could be grabbing it at any moment
nintyuk
then she's a crap maid
cappygold
The wife because she called immediately yet is telling them she was sleeping, there is a case for all of them I believe
Tyrannotron
She called immediately after he was found dead which likely wasn't immediately after he was killed.
Dicho83
Amazon delivers on Sunday now ....
inugod
I seriously thought the post was the newspaper called the post, the wife was the murderer for me. >.>
BuTcHeRHaHa9898
Right you are Harry!
XeroFile
Nicely done
justdoingwhatIcan
Blaine is a pain....
IamTroy
Can I get some fucking answers?!!
iforgetedmyname
CantTakeMySky
Most of these are incorrectly said or not riddles so for most no.
MikeyLykzitRealGood
The post doesn't come on mondays
MikeyLykzitRealGood
Sundays, pardon
Velcrawr
Second to last answer is 2, the first two lines aren't part of the sum as they're not connected by an operator, so 1+1×0+1=2
Syphryn
What?? anything times 0 is 0. so it would be 0+1=1.
icyanddicey
sircaseman13
It is 11. Order of operations dictates you do the 1x0 first, then add all of the 1s together
Velcrawr
There are no operators connecting the 1+1+1+1 lines to the = sign, so they don't count to the final sum.
sircaseman13
sorry 12, miscounted the 1s hah
Velcrawr
You'd be right with 12 if it the lines were 1+1+1+1+1+
DaywalkerDammit
I'm pretty certain the day one is saturday, the enter but not exit and escape but not outside is a keyboard anndddd idk the rest
Dicho83
Its one am on Thursday morning right now, so tomorrow is actually Friday
Tyrannotron
Tomorrow is Thursday. It's essentially 3 days after today is equidistance from Wed as 3 days before today, so today is Wed.
DaywalkerDammit
And that 16, 06 bullshit is 87.
DovahQuinn
78 not 87
Tyrannotron
Can you explain? I'm still not getting it.
brainfizz
look at it upside down
DovahQuinn
If you look at the numbers upside down its counting up from 86
cklepper
#12 the middle man knows is hat color. He can see the man in front has a black hat, and if he had a black hat the majority behind him 1/2
cklepper
*man behind him* would know he had a white hat. Since the man in back is silent, the middle man knows he doesn't have a black hat.
MissPhoenix56
Jesus fuck that's some out of he box thinking.
iforgetedmyname
Answers will be posted at 7:00pm today
Tyrannotron
And assuming the Einstein's houses start left and go to the right, the German owns the fish, and lives in the 4th house, which is green, 1/2
Tyrannotron
smokes Prince and drinks coffee. 2/2
Tyrannotron
full list:
Kaeru34
The answer to #12 is 87 turn the picture upside down and you'll see why
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
*88?
MissPhoenix56
L8
TheWebProgrammer
He means #13
Tyrannotron
"M" occurs once in a minute, a map has rivers, a keyboard has keys, and I think the maid did it because no post on Sundays.
Amythyst
WE NEED MORE OF THESE KEYBOARDS WITHOUT LOCKS.
Tyrannotron
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
The hat one, if they each say the same color, they win... Am I not understanding?
brainfizz
Middle - He knows if he has a black hat then man 3 would be able to see and choose correctly so he must have white
Tyrannotron
The question is asking which knows 100% without talking to each other, so that doesn't quite work. My best guess is the man in middle 1/2
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
This is a better version, I think... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5vJSNXPEwA
Tyrannotron
waits to see if the man the back seems to know, b/c if he does, then middle is same as front, and if not, middle is different than front 2/3
Tyrannotron
but the whole thing is so poorly written, I have a hard time clearly determining for sure how it works. 3/3