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wolfshades
OPs comment from Reddit:
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"He completely forgot that he killed the previous owner and buried him beneath the crawl space. What a crazy character."
mercedes314
But I live in Fort Wayne. Like right now. Who the fuck is this Candyman guy?
FingerprintPowderPrincess
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Corll wrote an analysis on him for profiling. Creepy/fascinating stuff
spannerbanner
YOU BETTER KEEP US INFORMED OP. MY NERVES CAN'T HANDLE NOT FINDING OUT
SteveInternet
Aw yeah. Ft Wayne... Known for children's zoo, minor league hockey, and the candy man killer.
WhitePeoplePickles
and Raytheon!
Texantioch
He is also known in Houston
Spongybunny
I guess I should be happy to learn new and interesting things about my hometown?
SaltyPrem
Go Tin-Caps!
UserNameRedacted
I first heard of it as the home of Major Frank Burns....but then again, I watched a lot of MASH as a kid.
applejackcrunch
High five for childhood MASH fans!
Zaruzaru
"I hope they identify HER"-the murderer probably
marquisdechocula
exactly!
MedicalGradeHangover
CSI: Imgur Edition
WowSuchDoge
more like facebook, we didn't do shit
Rabbyk
Even moreso, it's another stepped removed via reddit.
Jehovasthickness
I can hear the music
hood
Enhance or Zoom?
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
Zoomhance ? Enzoom?
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Why does nothing good ever happen in Indiana?
calldrdaley
Pawnee happened! Oh wait that's a completely fictional town.
SugarSmack
Having grown up in a small town in Indiana, usually nothing of any sort happens there.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Trust me, I know.
UnaLagrenade59
"They came back today and the narcotics officer is involved now and told me NOT to go into the wood shop. Wouldn't tell me anything else."
mearas
Shouldnt one call the police as soon as one finds something like this? Not go around touching things willy nilly?
Luvvie
OP (Facebook guy) didn't even call the police, someone that saw the post did
ButIsTHISUsernameTaken
I'm not sure my first instinct would be to post to Facebook
BubblyAndOysters
Imgur for sure
yabisaurusrex
i promise that if i ever find bones under my house or a locked safe in my basement, imgur is gonna be the first to know!
ShleppsMcGee
Ugh. Poor soul.
RoastedSalted
Wait a second. I'M in Fort Wayne!!! ::checks arms, still fleshy:: Nope. I'm good.
iPretend
Stuff like this makes me happy all the skeletons in my closet are figurative.
iPretend
... Because you keep all the real ones in other people's closets you twat!
iPretend
WTF! I'd never hurt anyone!
iPretend
The lies we tell ourselves...
iPretend
The lies we tell ourselves...
iPretend
STOP SAYING THAT!!
iPretend
He was a child! Barely 9 years old!
Squossifrage
Coworker found human bones while spelunking with friends. They forgot all about it until much later that night and turned up drunk at (1/2)
PaliQ
"Dude, didn't we like... find a body or something earlier?" "Oooohhh yeah! That was rad." "We should like. Tell someone." "Yeah."
Squossifrage
It was halfway through a long and difficult climb in an abandoned mine, they had other things on their mind.
Squossifrage
the police station in the middle of the night to report the find. Hijinks ensued, they nearly spent the night in jail. (2/2)
ilikespiders
this is not humorous
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Yes it is, stop pulling my leg.
LudicrousDisplayLastNight
it's femurous. Sorry. I'm going.
LateParrot
No, it's humerus.
MyCaruba
I was gonna correct you and say it's a radius, but I actually can't tell for sure from the pic...also I couldn't think of a witty pun reply.
snazzygabe12
Oh yeah let me just put this dead guys bones on my arm
CrazyKateKoons
Right next to my bracelet.
ArdentSlacker
He didn't have a banana.
yeekee
"There may even be a reward" may or may not be one of my thoughts after finding a child's remains in the crawl space...
yeekee
Actually my first thought would probably be "shit, now I have to get dressed and interact with people... thanks a lot, candyman!"
marquisdechocula
Would it be "AWESOME! FREE REMAINS!" ?
sunshinethetyrant
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
realkungfupanda
my first instinct would not be to play with them
TheLordofMelons
What the actual FUCK? Finding bones is weird and all but fucking picking them up? Hands down the stupidest thing I've ever seen here.
phdinhorribleness
"a homicide.....LOL"
penguininanelevator
I'm guessing she said that as a joke and then slowly realized the bones WERE in fact human. I give the benefit of the doubt too often...
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
[19 likes]
aShogunNamedMarcus
Well... I guess you had to be there
Jaimesmissinghand
OMG a murder hahaha
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
someone was killed ROFLMAO
Leoxcr
The holocaust, HAHA
identicalWorlds
I'm so startled.
Gelardi
I can't even
teamporkchop
She's the girl who gets killed first in a horror movie.
rubbarz
Hahah what was that noise lol. I need to check it out in my high heels i wore to the woods.
BatmanisBW
"Oops! Heh, dropped my flashlight. oooooh i'm so scared, mr serial killer lol" *gets killed*
RedneckAvengers
I thought the African-American died first
YourWaifuIsTrash
Sometimes, you just find a bitch so basic, you've gotta make exceptions
doesthisbricksmelllikechlorophormtoyou
While wearing fubu clothing, smoking a joint in the woods, listening to DMX, he forgot his NIke's at home. Aint hollywood great.
teamporkchop
Yep. Women are slutty brainless idiots. Blacks are all thugs smoking dope. But hell, take whatever Hollywood gives with a grain of salt.
doesthisbricksmelllikechlorophormtoyou
HELLLO? ANYONE HOME? WHYS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE? IM GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.
GR3453m0nk3y
(lol)
TheGoodDoctorTilt
OMG Home-icide...
RedneckAvengers
Homie-Cide
bootymen
"Just human bones...LOL"
FlatPlutoSociety
LIKE
bananaengine
Let's Order Linguini?
dundermiffIin
Some people are just messed up.
ialwaysawwatbabyanimals
Talk about a nervous laugh
BasmatiRice
"Lots Of Love"
NucularCrisitunity
Exactly what i thought, reference-high-five!
hopethisisarelevantname
"Lucifer Our Lord"
Montablac
OP lied, theres no context in our comments!
AwkwardB1R
because the post is on reddit
Ipsi
Someone posted the context from reddit
Montablac
not when i made that comment they hadent
Ipsi
Just wanted to make sure you saw it :)
thejollymolly
"hey, possible human remains, let's pick them up and play with them BEFORE calling the police"
MekootGorlock
To be fair, why would you think they are human bones before touching them? I have picked up plenty of bones to try to ID them.
cleverbeans
I agree. It's also very rare to find human bones and very common to find animal bones. There was no reason to assume they were human.
jonkku
Gotta have some excuse for why your fingerprints are on there. Reporting your "findings" on social media works perfectly.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
I wouldn't worry about fingerprints on bones, doesn't imply involvement in any other way than finding some bones.
MySecondAccount
I've seen enough CSI to know that I don't want my fingerprints on a murder scene
NinNin1031
I took a forensic anthropology course and learned this almost always happens
KatInTheCorner
Hm, I'm not an expert but I think at this point the only DNA-identifiable thing would be the bone. Any crime scene is long gone.
Feralkyn
It isn't about the DNA; position can give away a lot. If bones are in a jumble the body might've been dumped in pieces, or remains of a rope
Feralkyn
near limbs or neck can tell a lot.
KatInTheCorner
That's a really good point! I'm thinking the saw marks probably point to "dumped in pieces".
Feralkyn
Possibly, or it might have been done while the person was alive, or only one bone may have been cut away as a souvenir or to fit the body-
Feralkyn
into the small space by removing only one or two limbs, etc etc.
cleverwittyusername
I dont know... I dont think they could contaminate them any further...
fencerman
Looks like someone already got the marrow out, too.
HotShower
I'm just going to leave your comment at 666 points, but know that I appreciate your comment
thejollymolly
Somebody fucked it up, upvote me please.
HotShower
Gotcha brah
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Why not? Other than the disgusting/creepy factor it's not like you're going to contaminate them. They've been in a crawl space for 50+ years
Pikka
This. With the state of those bones the forensics will easily be able to figure out that a fresh set of prints are probably unimportant.
Pikka
Unless that's part of OP's insidious plot!
causality
At least he didn't stick his dick in them.
thejollymolly
What. The. Fuck. A literal skull fucking.
SwiftMustacheMan
9 days ago, and I still need to say I feel insulted.
Sistermavage
NSFW
captainobvioustits
4chan delivers! ...of course 4chan delivers...oh god
ligence
But bones can be so much fun
MyCaruba
To top it off OP says the finder decided not to call cops for fear of them taking his bones. Someone else saw him say that and reported it.
thejollymolly
I just have to say that I love your username. Game Grumps playing Heart of Darkness was hilarious.
MeArePaige
That would be incredibly selfish... what if it is human and some poor family has been searching for years!!!
MyCaruba
StarvingGarbage
Why not? The bones aint gonna get any less dead if you take a minute to look around.
patec
The original position of the bones can give valuable hints to the police.
StarvingGarbage
Not if they're already chopped apart and spread around, like these obviously were.
DevonGronka
Freakin dumbass
chinguito
Archaeologist here. I need better pics but I'm suspicious of those being human. The femoral neck is quite thick, and the posterior portion
chinguito
Looks odd for a human femur but it could be damaged. If that's a radius (oriented incorrectly in the pic btw) then it is a bizarre shape for
chinguito
A human, and the sulcus at the proximal end (in this case placed toward op's wrist) is just all wrong. I can't see the ischium well enough
chinguito
To make any interpretation. As for that short straight bone next to it, I'm 85% sure that's the metapodial (lower leg bone) of some four-
chinguito
Legged animal, maybe a deer. Last, I generally wouldn't put much faith in the cops assessment. Unless they actually brought out an expert,
chinguito
They probably just thought they looked human enough to warrant collecting. Would like better pics and an update!
FingerprintPowderPrincess
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought they saw a medipodial. They def should get a forensic anthropologist on that.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
Worst. Name-covering. Ever.
WW1wasreallybad
Says the comic book guy.
ThisUsernameUsedToBeMyGamerTagButIWantToStayAnonymousNowSorry
it's pretty effective ?
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
Effective - perhaps. Ugly - definitely. I wouldn't usually comment based on looks alone but it even covers text sometimes. Too effective! :P
ThisUsernameUsedToBeMyGamerTagButIWantToStayAnonymousNowSorry
Oh, I understand what you mean then
tunacupcake
If you found human bones, wouldn't you just nope the fuck out of there?
knupauger
No! Why? Humans are just bi-pedal animals with opposable thumbs. There is nothing occult our supernatural about human bones.
tunacupcake
Yes, but we have burial rituals or similar. Finding bones in a house would lead me to believe something sinister happened.
knupauger
Of course, but that must have happened long ago, so it doesn't affect me. I'm living in a 60 years old hose. There is a good chance that 1/2
knupauger
long ago somebody died in the room I'm sleeping in every night. 2/2
serella
Rationally we all know this. Irrationally, HOLY SHIT SPOOKY SKELETON I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SOMEHOW END UP MURDERED.
sonicpet
nope
OF37
Why the fuck is he still living there? I'd move the fuck out, white people always digging up shit like that
PaliQ
Most of America is built on Indian Burial grounds. Have fun sleepin!
lawrus
I suspect you are a white guy trying to imitate black Twitter.
OF37
I'm not white (I'm arab American) and no not really, i was going for the stereotypical white people in horror movies
impostersquall
Ppl die everywhere.
GRIZtheninja
What the fuck does them being white have to do with anything? And I'm black so don't come at me.
OF37
I was going for the typical horror movie bullshit, white people "this house is haunted lets check it out" black people "fuck thatttt shit"
FlatPlutoSociety
It's a well-known anthropological fact that white people are compelled to play with haunted shit. Source: am white, have been cursed twice.
PaliQ
I've always thought that white people were crazy. I am one, and I say we're fuckin' crazy.
JapanGuyJoe
Downvotes for everybody! Humans are humans, and they're all crazy
marioparty2friendships
Walking through the woods once. Found an old arrowhead and took it home. Haven't gotten a good sleep since.
FlatPlutoSociety
People in a secret underground lair are taking bets on what kind of monster is going to kill you.
YouKnowWhatMrBag
Two of my friends tried to do a makeshift ouija board in my house when I was 13, kicked them out & flushed the paper. Ghosts hate u-bends.
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh great, now your whole neighborhood has a haunted-ass sewer system and it's your fault.
YouKnowWhatMrBag
Well if you're going to get so scared you poop yourself a toilet is a good place to be. That's what I call neighbourly.
YouKnowWhatMrBag
They're white and I'm white though so this doesn't help much of anything. Yoooou're welcome.
qaaaaa
Context: http://imgur.com/hRcygF3
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Bone expert lol
calldrdaley
This is crazy. I actually live in Fort Wayne and I've never heard about this serial killer stuff.
spacecoyote1980
1) The poster is talking about Dean Corll as the Candyman killer, who operated in Houston, TX in the late 60s and early 70s.
spacecoyote1980
2) There is some debate to the actual number of victims because after Corll's death, they stopped the investigation after recovering 27.
everydamnusernameichosewastaken
wasn't there a criminal minds episode relating to this?
spacecoyote1980
They may have used elements, but if there was I'd like to see it. I dig that show.
everydamnusernameichosewastaken
I just distinctly remember the beginning but if I find it I'll tell you!
qaaaaa
Moar: http://m.imgur.com/cvTTkuW
Krypticon
Commenting so I can be kept updated.
PrettyPurpleDinosaur
Tganks!
markus242005
I was so gappy someone else noticed!!
IAmNotBillClinton
HOW DOES HE MISS THAT EVERY TIME WHAT TGE FUCK?
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Busted keyboard?
data2dyne
interest ing
qaaaaa
http://imgur.com/HeuPvnE HOW THE TURN TABLES
Litheen
So OP is an asshat then. "Oh hey, possible human remains from a possible murder. Let's keep it as a trophy, awesome!"
Litheen
meaning, the bone-finder OP. Not the imgur OP
qaaaaa
no, it's OP's friend in a bone collecting group on facebook. They call themselves "Boners."
Litheen
I meant the bonefinder OP guy (who posted the photos on FB in the first place)... only realised after posting I wasn't entirely clear
101z
ples respawn, I need moar
qaaaaa
no moar for now. Click source over the image to view the reddit comments- OP is the second thread down.
pinecone
Uu, creep creep
HeyLookABunny
Oh man I want to see how this unfolds
Zechie
Thanks buddy!
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Tganks*
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
Is their h key broken??
SinceTheAccident
only sometimes. OP probably has toe thumbs so it's a crapshot hitting the 'gh' key.
imgurgud
Tgeir.*
AHornyRhino
Clamp marks?
RedneckAvengers
Maybe Pressure clamps,a makeshift turnakit,Cut off the leg and stop bleeding..... maybe
AHornyRhino
oh god.
Counterfit
http://imgur.com/GHFxdjO
CousinEddy
I don't know what I expected
Cruciatum
Yeah, we're gonna need updates on this if you can OP?
dunnowhy
Comment for update !
nitwitblubberoddmentweak
all the updates!
zerobahamut03
Comment
thjoth
I'm a drunk as fuck archaeologist and those bones are human and were very clearly cut off with a tool. So, yeah, homicide. Or cannibalism.
thjoth
Maybe both, I don't know.
MOTHERFUCKINGDAVEGROHL
Comment
bellendos
Comment
kiiyor
Ye olde commente
jediprincess
http://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2xudw1/dude_from_my_fb_dug_through_his_crawl_spacefound/cp3gn5z
whyexactly
What kind of asshole finds possibly human bones but won't call the cops because they want to keep them?
ThrewOutMyHipster
a creepy asshole
jediprincess
"They came back today and the narcotics officer is involved now and told me NOT to go into the wood shop. Wouldn't tell me anything else."
ShinChansPenis
I would totally go into the wood shop. Just saying...
avacado22
Yep I'm invested now
beardedup
Comment for later
TunaNoCrust
Yup
Cheomesh
Commenting for later analysis
qaaaaa
Reddit cant hear you
MrRectangle
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA NEED UPDATES ON THIS IF YOU CAN OP!!!???
DrWongBotter
TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND THE WHOLE INTERNET CAN HEAR YOU!
qaaaaa
But I can: http://imgur.com/hRcygF3
qaaaaa
Moar: http://m.imgur.com/cvTTkuW
MyxlPlyxl
Wow ghis is really ingeresging
qaaaaa
*ggis
darthvetter13
Reddit OP's inability to type a "th" bothers me.
Thepotatoknight
Tgat was annoying