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Saw this on imgur and thought you guys might like it
kevinallover
The great thing about girls with small butts is how deep you can get.
AlexGalbraith
Joakim Noah, booty detective
Snooj
The clay head with hands is from an animation called Darkness Light Darkness. Saw it in the theater 20 years ago and it stayed with me.
eggmuffin
Greeneyeddevil
When you're shopping with your mum and she leaves you at the register to get something else, they ring up all your items but she's not back
lilgriffineatedallthechips
William Belli! HHHHHHHOOOOOOOMYGOD
shootxthexmessenger
http://imgur.com/S4U0ped
LankyRuffian
Dat boot....(sadness intensifies)
kstrudel
these had me crying.
keyblader1985
My ocular zones require more.
BreakCards
I didn't understand the parents one!
Nutella420
Whatever Batman...
funkti0nality
http://imgur.com/tpQUFgB is that Alex turner
lunacat125
I THINK SO! i hope so actually, he's too handsome for his own good!
somethingprofoundandmeaningful
Certainly looks like it
illegalelsalvadorians
RiFF RAFF!!!
ragekritz
s-Street Rat?
pmunkyandpals
Lookin like one of them real boyyyzzzz
Rivalyn
"You're ill why are you on the computer?" "I said I was sick, not dead."
atalantachan
"You say you don't feel well but you're curled up, clutching your stomach... AND YOU'RE ON YOUR PHONE" srsly, had my game set to auto...
siguy3
I don't get the "When ur mom doesn't let you hang out with ur friends" one?
RowdyTavern
Don't step on the crack or you'll break your mothers back!
SwedishRationalist
Is that some sort of common saying that we're supposed to be aware of? (non-American speaking)
TheCybermen
OMG Willam. This site needs more Willam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM_NTGNbEz8&list=PLD7CF80C458552F55
TheCybermen
Sorry, better link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFNH3sS3htc
jewcanoe
"you're going to need to make sure your hair is really damaged, i'm talking fucked at the ends. like not even split ends but divorced ends."
jewcanoe
i'm seriously like crying, i'm laughing so hard. i love willam. this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-msplukrw
jewcanoe
yeah, so i just had to watch like all the episodes of that shit. i love willam.
sunshine0630
Why the fuck does this have almost 3,000 points? Is imgur full of 12-year-olds? AM I THE ONLY ADULT?!
itriedtocomeupwithsomethingclever
I too feel too old for this post.
Dragonista
I past the legal age in the United states.... but I still giggled
drinkyourjuiceshelby
Willam Belli is my favs, no shade gurl...
vanjapanja
+1 for Willam from Rupaul's Drag Race.
jewcanoe
http://www.gifwave.com/media/60410/rupauls-drag-race-willam-belli.gif
shootxthexmessenger
Your tone seems very pointed right now.
Noxendi
I said no mayonnaise! Fuck!
rumandbass
wow that first image has completely altered my assumptions
TinarannosaurusRex
imo it looks like shes clenching and trying to hold in a fart
Hujijiwatchi
she doooooooooon't
bluefacepaint
rumandbass
i lol'd for real
SalmonDeanWinchester
I don't get it
weavehole
I didnt either... maybe cos by posing in one position the other man liked it but then in the other:didnt. (It being a bum)
keyblader1985
He's disappointed because her ass looked bigger when she was sitting down.
jalenp69
These are those things where you sit there and laugh like an idiot and people begin questioning what's wrong with you.
cows8me
she dooooooon't
befron
I don't think I have ever been that disappointed by a booty in my entire life
autismoharry
Had me at Exodia.
ThranduilsLeftTesticle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x7xff74ZrI
OneHandedKeyboardBandit
I was picturing myself finding my favourite shirt while the Exodia music plays in the background.
AngryAndConfused
Can some explain the fourth one? I have no idea.
KingGambitB
same here. Not relatable. No friends...
hiimjimmeh
dont step on a crack or youll break your mothers back
AngryAndConfused
Aaaaaahhhh. Thank you sir.
mavik
Weast Coast represent.
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
I am here to say that travellers, hitchhikers and train hoppers, use "Weast" as way to mess with oogles (kids that are green to the road)
NekoMiko06
and put your hands dup. Whoa~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (dammit now that song's stuck in my head)
Candymostdandy
Neast Coast 4 Life!
Razmuffin
It's more of a Weast Coast -Weast Coast kinda thing
KINGOFCHICAGO
Mid-Weast Coast all day every day.
kellygeneva
weast coast beast coast
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
Third Coast all day.
ChangedMyName
Weast coast. Beast coast.
KaJuN
WEAST SIDE!!
rckchlkjyhwk
This is me half the time on imgur. http://imgur.com/AOaCn9O
DeviousResearch
I would be so lost without Urban Dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com
nonpenoiwteg
I had to do that for "finna" in this very post.
wilfredbrimleylovesyou
Oh good, it isn't just me then.
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rckchlkjyhwk
Bless you.
ialwaysupvoteoliphants
I thought the guy stepping on the crack was putting his foot out of a plane until I saw read the caption.
coinlaundry
3 registers at Wal-Mart?! Spoiled.
ShrekIsLove89
Our Walmart just put in six self checkouts, now I don't even have to sorry about small talk with the employees.
MrPredator
Damn straight. I've been lucky that 1 register is open... it's the damn express isle and I have 20 items.
Gurkiman
I laughed so hard on this that i cried
curolina
Or the woman trying to buy a movie with food stamps and no one seems to be able to explain why she cant or make her leave.
MrPredator
Target is the worst to me. Like 8:25 am, no checkout counters open. I was so pissed.
Robvp
Just go into self checkout
TalkingToaster
I said the broccoli crowns I was buying were regular broccoli instead to save 20 cents.
Almainyny
Which more often than not is mobbed with people who are quite literally slower than molasses moving up hill in January.
SrDave
The bitch register don't work yo! keeps asking for assistance.
IbukiOnTheScene
95% of the time it's the customer's fault. Speaking from experience
TraitorousTrump3
It's closed 80+% of the time at the nearest one to me.
sydneygirl
OMG Mariah! I had to google that one to see if the pic was shopped or not. I'm still laughing, that pic is bad, nobody wants to see that.
ForGondor
completely lost my shit at that one :)
RoundThreeFIGHT
That's where I started cackling with laughter
backtobackpanicattack
When did she start to look at Tracy Jordan in white face?
sydneygirl
she can channel her masculine side quite well whilst obviously pregnant- that's a rare talent.
backtobackpanicattack
*like (dammit)
theinternetisascaryplace
She has way too much money to have taken that photo.
sydneygirl
i know! what's with the undies? They look like Nanna's curtains.
theinternetisascaryplace
Whole bunch of "guuuuuuuuurrrrrrllllll" at everything in it, like wtf the weird bland bed sheets?
sydneygirl
she almost looks like Ru Paul as well! the worst part is she must have 'approved' the pic. i'm still laughing, the whole thing is so silly
sydneygirl
sorry, I should clarify. Ru Paul would look better and have better makeup....
elgato124
Only like 4 of these were funny/understandable
ThisFineOlWorldKeepsSpinninAround
I thought this exact thought. Thought it was just me. Lol (....thought.)
FlatusIgnition
Yeah - I thought this myself.
StarrryNight
Exactly. The hell is the crack on the road got to do with anything?
SalmonDeanWinchester
Step on a crack, etc...
sombrerosammy
Step on a crack, break yo mama's back
Digeridoodledoo
It's this superstition that kids have "step on a crack and you break your mother's back."
kelsinn17
Step on a crack, break your mother's back.
Dragonista
My humor and your humor would clash, -sigh- it's not mention to be
BustaCrhymes
Oh don't mention it.
TracerBulletPI
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
Dragonista
Depends on hold old you are ..
TracerBulletPI
I was curious not for any personal reason, but in regard to figuring out your humor. I'm 30.
Dragonista
You're older then me by a few years, I'm 23
leggomyGreggo
That last one is 100% accurate
MonsieurCurry
maybe you shouldn't have added in those sneaky snickers in there for yourself
SailingSauerkrautSalad
You mean 123.8 % accurate.
Justinpaulmorales
Maaaahhhhmmmm!?!?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I always bring extra cash.
YourFavoriteFriend
and now we see how many unemployed kids are on imgur.
Dragonista
ironic, since I posted this at work xD
edmdeek
someone please zoom the face im too lazy
astropapi1
MFW it was easier than I thought:
bryanreed
FTFY http://imgur.com/JMTvF5f
bryanreed
That is not zooming. That is cropping you incompetent MSpaint hugger.
Sorapally
astropapi1
hellafordays
Ten dollars! Lucky! My ma only ever gave me one dolla. And every damn thing came to $1.07.
thebigjew
OMG! I know the guy in the last one! His name is Martin Baker and he ran for congress here in MIssouri.
realnice
recently "famous" for being the only black guy at a pro-darren wilson rally
TheWrathFromHighAtopTheThing
TFW When she went to the bathroom and was all like "oh I'll be back in time to pay" but isn't. Scariest moment of my life.
brocoly
... did she come back?
TheWrathFromHighAtopTheThing
She came back, but I never saw here the same way again.
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
THIS! +38I
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
And you're next in line so you let people ahead
nightaccio129
And those people end up having to call over a manager to help and then you and your mom end up waiting for like 20 extra minutes
Pixellbee
Just described a literal nightmare from my childhood.
KaesekopfNW
I'm legitimately curious now to know how young Imgur really is.
leggomyGreggo
Yeah I wasn't expecting this many up votes
LonLonRanchDressing
i'm in my 20s. now instead of calling, I give that face when I get back in the car after having covered the remaining cost.
KaesekopfNW
I'm 24, but if over 1000 people relate to that image, that tells me we've got a young, young crowd here. And that explains so much, really.
tyrannosauruslex
26 and my fiancee is 32. Just in case you're taking a formal survey :P
KaesekopfNW
You know, if I had access to a proper survey suite, I think it would be fun to do an Imgur-wide survey on this stuff.
mynameisfez
19 here! Now I'm able to pay the remaining cost myself, but back in the day this was the most terrifying experience of life.
Sophaloafagus
17 and no job:(
melveys
I'm 31 but that's a traumatizing event you don't easily forget.
imgursCEO
im 16 and been on imgur since im 14
jmoneyawyeah
Finna?
DesertCobraKing
"Fixing to" used in the south a lot, so it sounds "Fixin' tah" and further enhanced to "finna"
ToastyMozart
It's like the lingual equivalent of jpeg compression.
starryy
Pretty sure it's a typo of gonna...f for g and I for o...then it got stuck
moshpitsoccermom
"fixing to"
NATA5
I sitll don't see how fixing to was bastardized to finna.
garbagejuice
Going to -> gonna
Arkhano
"Going to" or "gonna"
hencethequeef
We studied this in a linguistics class I took. It's a rare example of a new "closed case" word. New auxiliary verbs aren't created often.
Sinus23
In Icelandic it means to find something or the plural word for Finnish people.
Sinus23
Whoa! I forgot it can also mean a single person from Finland in certain context.
MrCyborgSpoon
BAMFnerd
Pussy on the chainwax!
BossRedguard
People have been saying it like that for hundreds of years though.
MrCyborgSpoon
Is it an American thing?
TallWall
*doe